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Anonymous

Allow me to assume please.

how are you?
my
pronouns
are
You have exactly 10
seconds to get the
fuck out of my house.

Anonymous

Good girl.

This could be us but you keep
escaping
@TheClick

Anonymous

When the restaurant next
door looks more appetizing
VICUTED 24
The
Laugh
Club

Heroin Monkey

I wonder what song she was
singing that made her cry so much

Anonymous

Happiness is temporary
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Cupツ

true to some ppl

I MET A PROSTITUTE WHO SAID
SHE'LL DO ANYTHING FOR $50
GUESS WHO'S GOT HIS FRONT
PORCH REPAINTED.

Heroin Monkey

brooo
I was looking for my glasses
with my glasses on
wtf
where was it?
@kya.naam.bolu

Heroin Monkey

Mike Tyson, enjoying powdered donuts at
a house party in 1988.

Anonymous

No offense, but…

Crime statistics on a graph
@Kek_Political
Asian Latino White Black

Flappy.

I'll eat your
pussy tonight!

Heroin Monkey

LOVE IS LOVE
MAM&M
Respect

DAP ME UP

GOT NO KIDS?
Hire a babysitter anyway. Say your kid is
asleep upstairs and must not be
disturbed. Then upon your return, ask
where your child is.
Satan:

arsonisfun

the struggle is real

too tired to piss, too
full of piss to sleep

Heroin Monkey

Alice Smith
@TheAliceSmith
Give a man a fish, you'll feed him
for a day.
Elect a man to fish for you, and
all of a sudden fishing becomes
some mystical function that only a
few elite in society can perform, at
great expense to the rest of it.

Heroin Monkey

*Time traveler travels back to 2001*
"Is this before or after the 9/11 attacks"
George Bush: Before
Time Traveler:

Heroin Monkey

Calling everyone either
"he" or "she"
Calling everyone by
their preferred gender
pronouns
Calling everyone
"comrade"
Calling everyone
a cunt

Heroin Monkey

The front of a liquor store
georgie
@BeefyGorilla
At least they are being responsible and sending
their wives instead of drinking and driving

shaylie lol

my high ass thought this old lady was
a muppet

biscuit

shrek has a potato for a nose

"I ask the questions," snapped Shrek. "What's in your purse?"
"It is not a purse, but a pouch. Just some cold chicken parts."
"Give to me, purse boy!" Shrek yelled. "I will warm them with
my microwave eyes and eat them. Purse boys don't get to eat!"
As Shrek heated up his meal, the peasant died of seeing Shrek.
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Geiger

me: I hate watching movies
with subtitles
friend: but why?
This is why.

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