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Console

23 views · KatsukiBakugouSimp · 3 years ago

.o.

The image shows a drawing of two characters from the anime series "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure", with their heads replaced by a PlayStation 5 and an Xbox Series X game console, respectively. The text above them reads, "What did you just say about my hair?!"

Work

Anonymous · 3 years ago

he gonna be late

A brown cat is driving a car, looking stressed or angry. The text on the image says: "When you have to be to work at 9 but you left the house at 8:58..."

Digital art

30 views · Hailey ❁ · 3 years ago

Damn it I discovered digital art. Made this for my laptop lockscreen 😂 I drew the panda btw

A cute panda waves with the text "You don't know my password" on a black background with small white dots and a crescent moon.

Client

16 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

guess who this is

The image shows a man with glasses, a small beard and a red jacket reclining on a red couch. The text above the image says, "If a client tells you: I know people that charge less". Below the image, it says, "Respond: I got clients that pay more."

Party

8 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

she drunk

An image of Elsa from "Frozen" holding a bottle, with text that reads: "When you show up to a party and your drunk friend who's been there for hours hits you with this look.."

Kitten

1 view · Anonymous · 3 years ago

look how cute this kitten is if anyone dislikes this you are my enemy

A close-up image shows a small, brown and white tabby kitten lying on its back on a blue and white plaid surface. A person's finger is gently touching the kitten's belly. The kitten has big, dark eyes and is looking up at the camera. Its tiny paw is raised.

Kid

14 views · erikthejokemaster · 3 years ago

FOR REAL

Word

22 views · Erichh · 3 years ago

uNGeHeUEr

The text on the image explains that the German word "Ungeheuer" can mean both "monster" and "very". The text gives an example of a German sentence that can mean "This shirt suits you very well." or "This shirt suits you well, you monster." depending on the interpretation.

German

30 views · Erichh · 3 years ago

Sry but i had to do this

The image shows two panels. In the first panel, Winnie the Pooh is sitting in a chair looking snooty with the text "Could you please speak German?". In the second panel, Winnie the Pooh is wearing a tuxedo with a smug expression, and the text is "Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn!!!"

Teacher

23 views · Smexy Baka · 3 years ago

Like if you can relate

A cartoon of a blue cat-like character sitting at a desk with a stern face. Above it says "when your teacher is happy about something" and below it says "I think we all know where this is going."

World

5 views · Hailey ❁ · 3 years ago

My work here is done.

The image says "Be kind to yourself because..." followed by six reasons to be kind to yourself: 1. No one will ever be kind to you as much as you will be to yourself. 2. You deserve to receive all the kindness back in the world that you give out. 3. Being kind to yourself will add up to your self love and value and you will end up feeling much better than you did before. 4. It is a form of respecting and accepting yourself for who you are which can also encourage you to become more than you are. 5. It will expand your inner beauty which will shine on the outside. 6. Kindness makes your world and the world around you better.

Dark Humor

299 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

🤣

A meme with two parts. The upper part is a dialogue between a kid and a mother about dark humor. The mother tells her kid to tell a man without arms to clap. The kid responds he's blind, and the mother says, "Exactly." The bottom part shows a man in a sports uniform being interviewed in front of a football field at night. The text on the image says, "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie."

Doctor

19 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

If you guys are smart, you will get this.

The image shows a picture of Bad Luck Brian. The text above his head reads "GOES TO THE DOCTOR. READS THIS EYE CHART." Below, there's a visual of an eye chart, but instead of letters, it reads "P AY NOW ASYO UAREN OTGOIN GTOLIVE".

Autism test

235 views · MyNonExistantDad · 3 years ago

Im so special

A Lego character is displayed with the text: "Me asking my dad how I got 100% on the Autism Test even though I didn't practice for it: ...because you are The Special."

Crush

14 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

he gay

The image shows Megamind, a blue animated character, looking up. There is a smaller figure standing near the side of his face. In the background is a second person looking at Megamind. Text above the image reads, "When your friend tells your crush that you like her so you tell his crush he's gay." Text on the image says: "Oh you're a villain alright, just not a super one!"

Job

18 views · Hi peeps · 3 years ago

Meme time

The image shows a 4-panel meme using a split-screen format of two men having a discussion, with text overlaid. First panel on the left a man says "I need a job." The right panel shows another man who says: "You don't have experience." The second left panel shows the same man saying: "But I need to work to get experience." The right panel again shows the other man who says: "Then work." In the third left panel the first man says: "That's why I'm here." The man in the right panel replies: "Experience". In the final two panels, the first man says "How am I gonna get experience without a work?" and the other man replies: "Work". At the very top, the text reads "life after college".

Party

7 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

she drunk

A cartoon of a woman with white hair and a green dress holding a bottle, looking drunk and sideways. The text overlay says, "When you show up to a party and your drunk friend who's been there for hours hits you with this look.."

Bag

6 views · ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

YoU tOo

The image is a meme with four different reaction images. The first is a dark, cartoonish dragon face with big eyes. The second is a grinning face with big eyes. The third is a white cat with a small, slight smile and the last is a man with a slightly shocked expression. Above the images is the text "Cashier: The receipt is in the bag" and then "Me: You, too".

Columbus

17 views · The Unknown King of Moderation · 3 years ago

History meme for y’all

The image shows a dialogue between Columbus and Indigenous tribes. Columbus says they don't have guns, and the tribes reply they have tons of gold. The image then shows a man saying, "I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move."

Client

11 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

guess who this is i know

The image shows a man with dark hair and a mustache, wearing a red jacket and red sunglasses, lounging back on a couch. Text above the image says, "If a client tells you: I know people that charge less". Text below the image says "Respond: I got clients that pay more".