New You Memes - Page 92 - Worst Jokes Ever

Charger

sunshine · 3 years ago

me at 1 am being a simp for anime girls

The image shows a drawing of Spongebob in a caveman style on the left. On the right, the text says "WHEN YOUR PHONE IS AT 1% AND YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR CHARGER."

Kitten

Anonymous · 3 years ago

the cutest kitten ever like if you think so

A gray kitten is sleeping on a pink blanket. The kitten is cuddling a small teddy bear.

Cat

Anonymous · 3 years ago

look how cute this cat is like if you think he is cute

A small orange kitten is sleeping on a light colored surface. A tiny yellow chick is cuddling up against the cat's face.

Fridge

KatsukiBakugouSimp · 3 years ago

when you forget to close your fridge

An anime character with dark hair and a slight smile on his face, wearing a green and yellow patterned haori over a red and black uniform. The background is dark and looks like a forest. The text "when you forget to close your fridge" is on top of the image.

Child

KatsukiBakugouSimp · 3 years ago

when you forget your google maps doest apply to your child:

The image shows a four panel cartoon with each panel featuring a different character from One Piece. All of the characters are running in the same direction. The character are, from top to bottom: Luffy, Zoro, Nami and Sanji.

Sub

KatsukiBakugouSimp · 3 years ago

bro aint lieing

The image shows a scene from an anime with two male characters, Zoro and Sanji. Zoro is on the left with three swords and has a smirk on his face. Sanji is on the right. Above the image are the words "Wait 'till you see it. Mine's definitely bigger." Below the image is the text "ZOROXSANJI. Subliminal messaging at its finest." And at the very bottom of the image: "Akward Subs. Always giving you the wrong idea."

Kitten

Anonymous · 3 years ago

this is sooo cute like this pic if you like this kitten

A white kitten with big eyes is wearing a white knit hat with ears.

Valentine

Anonymous · 3 years ago

what do you see in this picture look carefully im joking just look at the picture happy valentines

Two kittens are hugging each other. They are white with black markings. One has a black heart on its side. The text “Happy Valentines” is written at the bottom.

Kitten

Anonymous · 3 years ago

the other cutest kitten in the world like this if you want this kitten in your hands

A cute kitten lying on its back with closed eyes and paws in the air, resting in someone's lap.

Book

Ashton Parkes · 3 years ago

not the best like it says it is!!

A cute, orange kitten with big eyes is standing on a carpet. Text overlays the image, stating, "BEST SELLING BOOK, FUNNIEST ANIMAL MEMES EVER, but... you can't go to work... your job is to take care of me... MEMES EXPERT".

Day

𝕽𝖊𝖆𝖑𝖒𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉𝖔𝖜 · 3 years ago

If you laugh your a legend <3 have a downy day

A photo of a man with Down syndrome wearing a police uniform in a car with the text "OFFICER DOWN" overlayed on it.

Something

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

ScIenCeTISTS

The image displays a meme format with the text "Nobody: Salespeople:" at the top. Below, it shows a man, Willem Dafoe, in a suit, with a caption "You know, I'm something of a whatever you just said myself".

Explanation

Erichh · 3 years ago

heh

A meme showing Neo from "The Matrix" in three panels. In the first panel, a stack of papers says "Choose the correct answer." The second panel shows Neo looking unimpressed, saying, "You can't scare me with thi-". In the third panel, the stack of papers says "And explain why.", which makes Neo look panicked.

Job

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

Work

The image shows a six-panel meme. The first panel says "life after college". The following panels show a back and forth between two men. The first man states: "I need a job." The second man replies: "You don't have experience." The first man then says: "But I need to work to get experience". The second man replies: "Then work." The first man says: "That's why I'm here", and the second man replies: "Experience". In the final panel, the first man throws a chair and says: "How am I gonna get experience without a work" while the second man replies: "Work."

Gun

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

Gun

An older woman is holding a gun. Text says: when you're presenting in class and someone says "can you speak up i can't hear you"

Penis

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

PP

The image shows a creepy clown emerging from darkness with the text "YOU WANT PENIS" above it, and the text "ENLARGMENT PILLS" below it.

Home

MysteryGirl · 3 years ago

😮‍💨 KAREN

The image shows a woman with wide eyes and a slightly disturbing smile. The text reads: "It took you 15 minutes to get home. Google Maps said it takes 12. Who is she?"

Wish

MysteryGirl · 3 years ago

😶‍🌫️

The image is a four-panel meme. In the left panels, a man is crying. The first panel says, "Santa, I want a dragon." The second panel says, "Ok! I want a girlfriend." The right panels show Santa. In the first panel, he says, "Be realistic." In the second panel, he says, "Which colour dragon do you need?" Underneath the last panels, it says, "Forever alone" with a laughing emoji.

Reverse Card

MysteryGirl · 3 years ago

🤐

The image shows a meme with two text panels and a picture. The top text says, "doctor: you have three days to live." Below this is text that says "me:" next to an Uno reverse card image. The bottom text is "doctor:", below which is a picture of a surprised-looking Kermit the Frog.

Man

Erichh · 3 years ago

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.