New You Memes - Page 80 - Worst Jokes Ever

Class

71 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Room

6 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

On everything i did all this

The image shows a yellow Minion character with a heart sticker on its cheek. The text "ADMIT IT" is at the top, followed by "You've done one of these:" then five common relatable experiences are listed such as walking into a room and forgetting why.

House

13 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

LMAO

A yellow minion stands on the right side of the image. On the left there is a conversation between the police and a person. It reads: Police: Where do u live? Me: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Me: With Me. Police: Where do you all live? Me: Together. Police: Where is your house? Me: Next to my neighbors house. Police: Where is your neighbors house? Me: You won't believe me if I tell you. Police: Tell Me! Me: Next to my house.

School life

16 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

ALWAYS ME

The image shows a minion standing on the right side. On the left side is the text: SCHOOL LIFE: Most Irritating Moments - Morning Alarm. Most Difficult Task - To find Socks. Most Dreadful Journey - Way to Class. Most Lovely Time - Meeting Friends. Most Tragic Moments - Surprise Test in 1st Period. Most Wonderful News - TEACHER IS ABSENT. SHARE IF YOU AGREE.

Nevermind

3 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

I ALWAYS SAY THIS

A sad-looking minion is standing to the right. The text to the left reads: SAYING "NEVERMIND" BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO LAZY TO RE-EXPLAIN THE WHOLE STORY.

Confusion

4 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

this meme had me thinking

A yellow minion with a confused expression stands to the right of a list of questions titled 'INTERESTING CONFUSIONS'. The questions include: Can you cry under water? Do fishes ever get thirsty? Why don't birds fall off trees when they sleep? Why is it called building when it is already built? When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it? If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches? Why does round pizza come in square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? The text ends with 'Crazy world isn't it?'

Phone

2 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

dum asses

A yellow minion is looking to the left. The text above the minion says: Today I sent out a text saying, "Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?" Below the minion, there is another text, which says: 12 people called me... I need smarter friends.

Weight

3 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

for fat people......... sorry

A light yellow image with two cartoon minion characters. The top minion is wearing blue overalls and has one eye covered with a goggle. The bottom minion is looking to the right, wearing blue overalls and has big round eyes. The text says: "Eat whatever you want, and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too."

Friend

6 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

that be me

Two minions are standing next to each other. The text says: "We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up. After I finish laughing."

Text

1 view · GG Miller · 3 years ago

I hate when people do this

A Minion dressed up as Wolverine with claws out is looking angrily at the viewer. The text says: "Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you. Now I have to change my whole text."

Childhood

2 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

I did all this

A Minion is standing in front of text that reads: When I Was Younger... - I put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost them. - I slept with all my stuffed animals so none got offended. - I restarted the video game when I knew I was going to lose. - I poured soda into the cap and pretended I was taking shots. Can You Relate?

Selfie

12 views · Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

LeT iT gOoOo

The image shows a four-panel comic. In the first panel, a young Anna asks “Do you wanna build a sno--” In the second panel, Grumpy Cat replies “NO!” In the third panel, a young Anna sadly says “Ok, bye”. The fourth panel is a four-part sequence of Elsa. First, Elsa says “Let me”. Second, she says “But first”. Third, she says “Take a”. Fourth, she is taking a selfie and captions it “Selfie”.

Lollipop

1 view · LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

hehehehehhehehehehhehehahahahhahahahahahhehehehehehehahahah

Character

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

I like walking

A green cartoon character with a black face and line for legs, and arm, is walking. The text “WHEN YOU WALKIN’” is on top.

Game

1 view · Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

You should buy this game now.

The image shows a Connect Four game box with the text "Connect Four The Original Vertical In-a-Row Checkers Game". The game board has been filled with the cartoon character four. Several additional fours are scattered across the game board, table, and in the air.

Love

52 views · God · 3 years ago

<3 he said it back

A dark-themed chat with user God saying "i love you matt" and user Matt replying "I love you too, God".

Robux

11 views · CaptainEgg75 · 3 years ago

you get

A yellow, sad-looking character with a large head is looking down. Text overlay says "NO ROBUX?"

Covid

6 views · LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

lol again

The image shows a bunch of red roses and an image of the covid virus. The text on the image reads: "Roses are red, Covid is the flu. Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?"

Bunch

3 views · LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

lol

The image shows two CDs, each next to each other like eyes on a face. Above, the text says, "I have a bunch of old albums. Would you like 2 CDs? - yeah sure" and below the text says, "To see Deez Nuts!"

God

4 views · Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

A special quote:

The image is a four-panel comic. The top left panel shows an off-white character with a circle head and simple features saying "What if you". The top right panel shows a stairway leading up to a bright sky with clouds, with the text "wanted to go to heaven?". The bottom left panel shows the same character with an upset expression and the text "But god said:". The bottom right panel shows a yellow character with big eyes and a big smile, with the text "You are a disgrace to the entire art community, and the entire world would rejoice if you never touched a piece of paper again ever!!!!!"