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Facial Expression

10 views · Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

When I saw this, I thought : Yasss QUEEN!

The image is a dark background with the text 'If you pause "Let It Go", Elsa has some of the greatest facial expressions' written in white text and several smaller pictures of Elsa from the movie 'Frozen'. The last picture also has the word 'Ever' on it.

Dark Humor

10 views · Queens In The House · 3 years ago

dark humor lightens my mood (or not…)

A green cartoon leaf is holding a gun with both hands pointing at the viewer. Below the leaf is the text: "Blue Skidoo, you die too!"

Line

9 views · Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

What I if told you

A close-up of Morpheus from The Matrix, wearing sunglasses. The text above him reads "WHAT I IF TOLD YOU" and below him "YOU READ THE TOP LINE WRONG."

Boy

18 views · MisterDussel · 3 years ago

The perfect Dating Website doesnt exis-

A split image with a protogen character on the left and a text on the right saying: "Gay Hot~Fluffy~Protogens in YOUR area NOW!!!!!! These boys desperately want a boyfriend! Join now! *warning* these boys will pursue you."

Look

9 views · Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

Rocks :

A close-up shot of Maui from the movie Moana with a goofy smile. The text above reads, "When you are watching Netflix and he gives you this look."

Thought

10 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

If you could see me you would think she's crazy af

A dark-skinned man is holding a white hairdryer pointed upwards. Text above reads "WTF IS HE BLOW DRYING?" and below, "HIS THOUGHTS?"

Princess

12 views · Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

Reasons

The meme contrasts Elsa with Snow White, Ariel, Aurora, Cinderella, and Merida. Elsa, with her serious expression, states, "You can't marry a man you've just met." while the others seem to be in distress or have made rash decisions regarding relationships. Merida says "So I'll tell them the wedding's off then!"

Emerald

11 views · CaptainEgg75 · 3 years ago

I you know what i mean

A Minecraft villager is on the left side of the image. The background shows a stock chart with numbers, blue downward arrows and an orange upward arrow. Three green emeralds are on the up-pointing arrow. The text "HRRRR" is in the bottom middle.

Home

17 views · 𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐 · 3 years ago

The image shows Kermit the Frog with a slightly puzzled look. Above him is written "When you sneeze and you hear a 'bless you' but you're home alone..."

Crush

18 views · 𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐 · 3 years ago

Mans Down Bad

An image shows the character Megamind looking down at a small figure. The text above reads: "When your friend tells your crush that you like her so you tell his crush he's gay." Below the image is: "Oh you're a villain alright, just not a super one!"

Mother

21 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

My little brother at three did this and it did not end well for him

An image shows a young girl with her fist up in a boxing stance facing a woman also with a fist up in a boxing stance. The text overlay reads '#Growingupblack when you accidentally call your mother by her first name instead of "mommy"'. The timestamp in the image is 7/15/15, 6:27 AM.

Tip

16 views · Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

A flirting tip for the boys

A still from the animated movie Frozen shows Anna looking at a man in a ridiculous posture and the text "DON'T DO THIS IF YOU WANT TO IMPRESS A GIRL".

Internet

13 views · Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

Always trust strangers

A four-panel comic strip shows a man walking along a brick wall. In the next panel, the man encounters a shady figure in a trench coat with a television screen for a head, labelled "INTERNET", who asks, "What've you got for me?". The shady figure opens their trench coat to reveal three images. One shows two figures hugging. Another shows two figures with one saying "I love you". The third shows the figures running with another one waving. In the last panel, the man is smiling slyly and saying, "I'll take all of it."

Covid

28 views · CaptainEgg75 · 3 years ago

imagine

The image shows red roses and a cartoon image of the coronavirus. Text says "Roses are red, Covid is the flu. Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?"

Thanksgiving

19 views · yourmomleft yourdadf · 3 years ago

me in thanksgiving

A chipmunk with full cheeks is looking worried. The text says, "When you already started eating and someone says 'lets pray'"

Father

CaptainEgg75 · 3 years ago

what you get

A close up image of Megamind with a serious, slightly sad expression and the text "No Father?" above him.

Ass

9 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

when you find out someone ugly ass hell like you

A close up image of a man with messy hair and a beard with a shocked and disgusted expression. His mouth is open wide and he is staring intensely.

Minion

3 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

i'll be the minion on the right

The image shows two columns labeled "To Mom" and "To Dad". The "To Mom" column lists many common child complaints and requests. The "To Dad" column contains a single question: "Where's Mom?" Two minions are depicted in the "To Dad" column, looking confused.

Number

16 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

didn't fall for number 6 7 and 5

The image lists "10 THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU" with a list of funny observations, and a minion looking surprised. The list reads: "1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips. 4) You just tried to do it. 6) You are laughing at yourself. 7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5. 8) You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9) You laugh at this because you are an idiot (but everyone else does it too, if that makes you feel any better). 10) You are going to repin this to see who else falls for it."

Patience

12 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

tryna catch a body??

The image shows a yellow minion holding a red bat. Above the minion are the words: "PATIENCE IS WHAT YOU HAVE WHEN THERE ARE TOO MANY WITNESSES."