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Anonymous

I’m a professional 😉

A man is shown in five different panels. In the first panel, he is yelling: "WHY DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER?". The second panel shows another man, who responds: "SHE WAS LYING THERE NAKED, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!". In the third panel, the first man is yelling: "THE AUTOPSY, THE FUCKING AUTOPSY!". In the fourth panel, he is throwing a chair, and yelling: "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB!". In the fifth panel, he is pointing and yelling: "YOU ARE THE WORST VET ON EARTH!"

bruce

The perfect way to eavesdrop

A two-panel image of a man with a beard and dark hair. In the left panel, he is sitting down, wearing headphones and holding a phone. In the right panel, it's a close up of his face, with headphones. The text overlay reads: "When you pause the music, but keep the headphones on, so you can eavesdrop."

Kaylaツ

lol me all the time

The image shows two men sitting on a couch. One man on the left is being held with his mouth covered by the other man. The text above the image says, "When your best friend starts telling..." and text below says "... an embarrassing story about you."

freddyfatbear

bruh this tru

A cartoon airplane with a smiling human face is flying over a city where there is an explosion. The text reads, "When you close the fridge door and hear some stuff fall and leave it for the next person."

God

<3 he said it back

A dark-themed chat with user God saying "i love you matt" and user Matt replying "I love you too, God".

LoserIsPro

Funny Test Answers #6

A test paper with the title "Pre Test - Answer these questions as accurately as possible" written on it. The student's answers are written in ink. The answers are often unexpected and witty, leading to the teacher giving the student an A+ for creativity and an F for the overall exam. Some of the questions include "In which battle did Napoleon die?", "What is the main reason for divorce?", and "How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?".

freddyfatbear

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A close-up of a person with disheveled hair and wide, surprised eyes. Text above says, "what time did you go to bed last night?" and the text below it says "me: early, why?"

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

It's that time is year again!

An inflatable Santa Claus figure stands in a yard in front of a house decorated with Christmas lights. The text on the image reads, "HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING."

M3ME G0D

Two images side-by-side. On the left, a metal slide. On the right, a yellow tube slide. Text above both images says: "One burned you alive and the other one electrocuted you with static."

✨Jassy✨

me every night

A man in a black vest and pants is shown in a posed stance against a blurry background, with text overlaid on top and bottom. The text says: "When you turn the lights off and try to find your bed."

Advice

real

A meme with a picture of a sloth and a fair-skinned person. The text says: "ARE YOU FROM JAPAN? CAUSE IM TRYIN TO GET IN JAPANTIES."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a two-panel comic. In the first panel, Santa asks a young boy named Tommy what he wants for Christmas. Tommy replies that he wants a little brother. The second panel shows Santa with a woman. The tone is sexually suggestive.

Chunke Monke

A grid of 16 Minecraft beds of different colors. The text above the image says: "F**k Zodiac Signs, what colour bed do you mostly use?"

Autterpop

The image shows two pictures of Steve Harvey. In the first picture he is laughing, in the second, his face is serious and looks shocked. Above the images, text reads: "When you are laughing at suicide memes but you suddenly remember that you have attempted suicide 3 times".

Anonymous

Goddamnit I laughed

A meme showing a photo of a man with a black headband and a woman. The woman is smiling, and the man has his mouth slightly open and looks somewhat surprised. The meme's text says, "When your girl is giving you a handjob under the table."

Erichh

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

#StayatHome

The meme shows a four panel image with Thanos on the right and a girl with red hair on the left. The top left panel shows the girl with red hair asking “Did you get a good grade on the exam you studied for?” The top right panel shows Thanos saying “Yes.” The bottom left panel shows the girl again asking “What did it cost?” The bottom right panel shows Thanos with a sad look saying “My freetime.”

Anonymous

YOU ARE GONNA KILL HIM CALM DOWN!!!

The image shows a couple in bed. In the first panel, the woman is on top of the man who says: "Punish me!". The second panel shows another woman laughing and saying "Alexa, play Taylor Swift".

Lucifer

Pov: you drop your pizza while eating by the river

A pizza is floating on the surface of a river. The image contains the text "[SAD ITALIAN NOISES]" and the source @kyoko.33.

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