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Shitpost-master general

The image shows two photos side-by-side with the text "You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about." The first photo depicts a young man with a red turban, wearing a white shirt with his arms crossed. The second photo shows a turbaned man in a blue and yellow robe sitting on a motorcycle.

Thoughtless

A newspaper clipping with text about a woman complaining about airplane bathroom windows and a stewardess replying that if there is a pervert clinging to the plane, they deserve to see everything.

Cosmo the Intern

POLITICS NOV 19, 2024 74 Views: 26,510
Republican Congressmen Worried
Trans Member Might Make Coke Orgies
Awkward
WASHINTON, D.C. - Multiple Republican senators and representatives
expressed worry that adding trans members to Congress would make
their monthly coke...

Heroin Monkey

The image shows text stating "I ran out of condoms and lube. But, no worries, I've got back up." Above the "But, no worries" line, there is an image of lube and condoms, and below it, there are images of Ziploc bags, rubber bands, and WD-40.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a four-panel comic featuring the Chad meme character. In the first panel, a woman asks, "Are you training this hard to impress me?" In the second panel, the buff Chad says "No" while holding a dumbbell. In the third panel, Chad is next to a car and car battery saying, "Don't worry grandma, I'll throw your old car battery in the ocean." In the final panel, an old woman says "I LOVE YOU!".

Heroin Monkey

A three-panel comic shows a slipper with a worried expression saying, "I'm not so sure about this foot-senpai..." In the second panel, a foot wearing a sock is visible with the dialogue, "Don't worry, I'm wearing protection." The final panel shows the slipper with hearts around it, looking at the socked foot.

deez man

The image shows three actors who played Spiderman: Tobey Maguire, Tom Holland, and Andrew Garfield, side by side. Above them, text reads, "Doctor: don't worry kid, it's just a mild cold. My hospital room next day:".

Heroin Monkey

*there is a girl on the team
COUNTER
VALORANTO STRIKE
VALORANT
"hi Beauty, wow your voice is so soft, you like
this skin? don't worry, i buy everything you
want"
Vote Paused
Kicking player
COUNTER
STRIKE
You voted: YES

Heroin Monkey

Two cartoon characters, one with orange hair in the passenger seat and the other with red hair driving, are having a conversation. The orange-haired character says, "There is likely no level of trust equal to two cannibals having oral sex." The red-haired character responds, "I worry about you sometimes, Candace."

Toast ツ

Guys only want two things in life

A split image. On the left, an anime-style couple is hugging with the text: "Shh... There, there it's alright. There's no need to worry. You don't need to hold your tears back anymore. I love you." On the right, a cat is shown with the text: 你完成了我的命運世界在我裡面展開你完成了我的命運光環走你重按我的命運倒帶我們可以你補充我的位置你補充我的位置來救我

mal

A cartoon drawing of a man in a tuxedo pushing a wheelchair with a pie in it. Above the man, it says "american pie". The man says "I am sorry I got you pregnant". The pie says "it is fine Jim, don't worry about it".

Wade

Deadpool and Harley Quinn

A four-panel image shows Deadpool asking Harley Quinn if she knows how to use the gun she's holding. Harley replies it's full of blanks, just like Mistah J. The last panel shows Deadpool reacting in surprise.

Bryan

A crying white cat with the text: "NOBODY. 6 YEAR OLD ME THINKING MY MOM DIED BECAUSE SHE TOOK TOO LONG AT THE GROCERY STORE."

Toast ツ

A grainy, security camera style image shows two people holding weapons in a cafeteria. The text above them says: "One Need Not Worry" and below them is: "for we are from the internet". The timestamp on the image is 11:57:20:83 AM 04/20/99.

Joshisboss

bombastic side eye

A meme with two side-by-side images of cats. On the left, a smiling orange cat. The text over the image says: "SMILES ARE CONTAGIOUS!". On the right, a frowning grumpy cat with the text: "DON'T WORRY, I'M VACCINATED."

✨Jassy✨

Oop

The image shows two cats, side by side. The cat on the left has an orange and white coat, with its eyes closed and a smile. The text above this cat reads: "SMILES ARE CONTAGIOUS!". The cat on the right is the grumpy cat with a frown. The text above this cat reads: "DON'T WORRY, I'M VACCINATED".

Angel_Izzy

The image shows a person with sunglasses with the text "My mom: stop making suicidal jokes. Me: don't worry it will end soon."

ohio nugget

lol

A young man with a grey hoodie and a backpack is sitting outside. The text on top reads: "Don't worry I got this." The text below him says: "I just got out of Genetics Class". The man is smiling.

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️

This will calm u down rn

A yellow lightbulb character with a distorted face and wide open mouth is set against a background of green grass and blue sky. The text above the lightbulb reads: "There's nothing to worry about now".

ohio nugget

lol

The image shows a man with disheveled hair smiling. The text reads "Don't worry about getting older. You're still gonna do dumb stuff, only slower."

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