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Heroin Monkey

A globe with the face of Walter White superimposed on the area of South America. The text above reads "JESSE I HAVE", and the text below reads "BECOME SOUTH AMERICA".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows the text "ROCK BAND ANNOUNCES WORLD TOUR" and "THE WORLD" above a map of the world showing only the outlines of North America, Europe, Australia and Japan. The rest of the world is missing.

Heroin Monkey

A tweet from TIME saying "Norway is happiest country in the world. What's the secret?" and below that a tweet from Secular Talk saying "I can't believe that a wealthy country with free healthcare & education, high wages, a strong middle class and nearly a month paid vacation time by law is happy." There is also a picture of a globe between the two tweets.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows Spongebob covered in snow lying on the ground, with the text below it saying, "A Nazi soldier succumbs to the harsh winter temperatures of Stalingrad (Colorized, Circa 1942)".

Heroin Monkey

A cat with a serious face looks directly at the viewer. The text above it reads: "How I look at bro when he has his shlong in his hands and says, "You're a good man just in a cruel world.""

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two parts. The top part contains a news article stating "Original artist behind the toy car town play rug dies at age 97", alongside a photo of an elderly man and a picture of a toy car play rug. The bottom part shows a green Pepe the Frog with teary eyes, saluting.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

IM now only doing duck memes

The image shows two panels. On the left, there's a photo of a white duck wearing a sailor outfit. On the right, there's a large yellow rubber duck floating in water near a city. The text in the left panel says, "Sorry, everyone, but the world's greatest splay has been achieved." The text in the right panel says, "Canada has a $200,000 rubber duck that just floats around for no reason."

Anonymous

the cutest kitten in the world

A gray Scottish Fold kitten with big eyes sits on a brown leather stool.

RapBoat

Imagine disliking RAP, the greatest genre of music this world has ever seen

A view from the driver's seat of a car traveling on a highway during sunset.

Anonymous

THERE ARE TWO KINDS
OF PEOPLE IN THIS
WORLD.
AVOID BOTH OF
THEM.

BellaTrix

Emotional damage

A picture of Shrek with a funny face looking like he has just realized something. The text on the picture reads: "when you realize even the end of world is made in China".

Heroin Monkey

A bar chart showing the height of the World Trade Center in feet. The chart has three bars for the years 2000, 2001, and 2002. In 2000 and 2001, the bar is at roughly 1800 feet, but in 2002, the bar is near zero.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A photo shows several white ducks standing on a green grass field. The text on the image says: "Quick animal fact #38. Less than 5% of ducks have attempted world domination."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A photo of a duck standing on the edge of a road. Text above the duck reads: "BECAUSE SOME DUCKS GONNA" and below it reads: "WATCH THE WHOLE WORLD BURN".

King bob

This was made in china

A still from Shrek with text overlayed that reads "when you realize even the end of world is made in China".

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon shows Big Bird, holding a camera, taking pictures of an ostrich in an enclosure. Below the image, text reads: "Big Bird photographs his enslaved bretheren, mocking them for their genetic inferiority." There is a sign in the ostrich enclosure that reads: "THE TALLEST BIRD IN THE WORLD".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a series of three tweets from Donald J. Trump's Twitter account @realDonaldTrump. The first tweet says, 'loli tentacle hentai.' The second is a reply to the first tweet and reads, 'shit this isn't google.' The third tweet, also a reply, says, 'if any of you fucks screenshot this imma nuke a 3rd world country.'

DAP ME UP

A blue screen displays the text: "You have pressed the button". It shows two numbers: 40233 (46%) in green and 47944 (54%) in red. The text says that 40233 people have pressed the button while 47944 have not. Below this text, there are three lines: "Stop world hunger", "but", and "Cancer will never be cured".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a newspaper headline that says "The T. Rex may have been a lot smarter than you thought" written by Dino Grandoni from The Washington Post.

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