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Lil’ bro

A person holds a bottle of water to their ear. The text overlay reads, "goodbye cruel world."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text on the left side and the box set of "Lord of the Rings" movies on the right side, along with the One Ring itself. The text on the left side reads: "If you're ever sad, just remember the world is 4.543 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist at the same time as Lord of the Rings."

Tsukuyomi

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A photo shows several white ducks standing on a green grass field. The text on the image says: "Quick animal fact #38. Less than 5% of ducks have attempted world domination."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A photo of a duck standing on the edge of a road. Text above the duck reads: "BECAUSE SOME DUCKS GONNA" and below it reads: "WATCH THE WHOLE WORLD BURN".

Evil Duck Lords Of America

IM now only doing duck memes

The image shows two panels. On the left, there's a photo of a white duck wearing a sailor outfit. On the right, there's a large yellow rubber duck floating in water near a city. The text in the left panel says, "Sorry, everyone, but the world's greatest splay has been achieved." The text in the right panel says, "Canada has a $200,000 rubber duck that just floats around for no reason."

Cosmo the Intern

Even Barbie hates the flat back.

A news headline shows that the "Nation's Gays" prefer Mustang convertibles over the new Jaguar. The image includes a man leaning against a black Mustang and an inset image of a pink car with a very flat back.

A Star Wars Fan

A news report with the headline "China-Taiwan Tensions" and the text "Experts say World War III may happen online". The news banner is followed by the text "MMDA says NCR 'Ready' to Shift to MGCQ." Below that, there is an image of Kim Jong-Un with the text "Kim Jong-Un is now playing Rocket League".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a newspaper headline that says "The T. Rex may have been a lot smarter than you thought" written by Dino Grandoni from The Washington Post.

Heroin Monkey

Vuse
Dear person behind me,
the world is a better place
with you in it
alile
ONLY WHORES
CAN READ THIS

DAP ME UP

A blue screen displays the text: "You have pressed the button". It shows two numbers: 40233 (46%) in green and 47944 (54%) in red. The text says that 40233 people have pressed the button while 47944 have not. Below this text, there are three lines: "Stop world hunger", "but", and "Cancer will never be cured".

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a traffic accident involving a Coca-Cola truck and a Mentos truck. The Mentos truck is tipped over on its side, and the caption reads, "I DON'T THINK YOU REALIZE HOW CLOSE WE CAME TO A WORLD ENDING EVENT."

Heroin Monkey

A man with glasses and a beard looks confused in front of a black background. At the bottom of the image it says: "I don't understand why kids scream when I touch them" Next to it, it says Mikes Meme Menagerie. To the right, is a list of other videos with titles like: "Watch me blow up the world Imao", "7 dead children in my backyard", and "Is he still screaming?".

big [fire] balls

A cartoon image shows a character with a long nose and a white lab coat and a sinister grin. The text above him says, "Ah Perry the Platypus, you are too late, I have already activated the Inator that makes everyone in the whole world read this in my voice."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two parts. The top part contains a news article stating "Original artist behind the toy car town play rug dies at age 97", alongside a photo of an elderly man and a picture of a toy car play rug. The bottom part shows a green Pepe the Frog with teary eyes, saluting.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows three portraits of Albert Einstein, Charles Darwin, and Isaac Newton under the text "People whom are normally thought to be the smartest in the world." Below, there is an image of a silhouette of a person's head with a question mark in place of a face, followed by the text: "The actual smartest person in the world: The guy that made toilet paper turn red when you've finished wiping."

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a cartoon representing different national teams as balls with their respective flags, each in their group for the EURO 2024. Each "countryball" expresses a different sentiment or makes a joke related to their football reputation or chances in the tournament. The text across the image shows dialog and commentary for each country.

Anonymous

A slightly high-angle shot captures a shelf containing assorted items. On the left, "SafeFit" and "Sesame Street" products are visible, including a glow-in-the-dark safety sign with Elmo, featuring the texts: "Drive Safely! Nothing Tickles Me More!!" Beside it, a blue "Baby's Photo Album" sits next to a promotional item labeled "especially for baby." The background fades into an indistinguishable array of colors and shapes.

RapBoat

A meme showing "Whole Lotta Red" by Playboi Carti at number 1 on Apple Music's 100 Best Albums list. The album cover features a black and white image of Playboi Carti with "Red" written in dripping red letters.

Anonymous

A portrait of an old man in a black coat with the text "There are two kinds of people in this world. Avoid both of them."

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