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Waitress

21 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A meme shows a waitress taking an order from a couple, with the text: "Waitress: Hey folks, just a heads up, we don't serve dog here. Guy: Can I just have a water? Waitress: Sorry I don't speak karate."
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  • Cocaine

    5 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    The image shows Elmo looking confused to the right. To his left is a clear cup with a pair of eyes floating on top. The text reads, "When Elmo's urine sample begins to sing about the importance of drinking water, he realizes that the cocaine he got from Tampa was probably less than 100% pure."
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  • Time

    2 views · Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago
    A white duck with a yellow beak is floating on a cloud. The text says: "If you are reading this, it is time to drink water."
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  • Cat

    3 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago
    A tabby cat is upside down with its head in a pot, its legs and tail sticking out. The text on the image says, "Can anyone water my cat this weekend?"
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  • Duck

    4 views · Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago
    A photo of many ducklings swimming together in a pond. The text on the image says: "I don't have all, not even some, of my ducks in a row. But they're all in the same pond, so I have that going for me, which is cool."
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  • Duck

    1 view · Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago
    A large, yellow rubber duck floats on a body of water. In the background, there is a city skyline. The text "RELEASE THE QUACKEN" is overlaid on the image.
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  • Toilet

    9 views · Why should you care · 1 year ago

    OH NO

    The image shows a close-up of Gru's face with a worried expression and slightly squinted eyes. The text above the face reads: "When you flush the toilet and the water starts rising."
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  • Bucket

    1 view · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A man is squatting and seemingly peeing into a bucket where two other men are sitting.
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  • Wood

    379 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A meme displaying five different options labeled A through E of items that can be chosen as a loadout. The text says, "You're being hunted in the woods at night by an unknown cryptid. Choose your loadout." Option A shows an assault rifle, body armor, a knife, and a pistol. Option B shows 5 silhouettes of men and weapons like torches, pitchforks and a baseball bat. Option C shows two priests, a cross, holy water and two lanterns. Option D shows three dogs, a gun, a bracelet, and a flashlight. Option E shows a muscular man, viagra, alcohol, and other random items.
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  • Time

    4 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    The image shows a two-panel comic. In the first panel, a person is facing left and saying "Gasp! Oh no." above them. There is a speech bubble that says "Still water". A black cat sits below them. The second panel has a black dog with the trollface on its head saying "Gasp! Oh no." and "Hawk time!". Below the comic, the text "Those who started the event winter arc" is written and an evil looking face.
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  • Snack

    7 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    The image is a four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a cartoon cat-like figure is holding mangoes, with the text "HEALTHY SNACK TIME. YUMMY mangoes! No better way to start your winter arc!" The cat has a Serbian flag on its head. A Trollface is superimposed on the panel. In the second panel, the same character is holding some still water packs with the text "-AND HERE is your still water!". The cat has a Serbian flag on its head again. A Trollface is superimposed on the panel. The third panel shows the lower half of another cat-like figure running and holding a bottle of PRIME and a LUNCHLY pizza box. Trollfaces are superimposed in the third and fourth panels. The bottom of the image includes the text "By Chesca & J Hause".
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  • Pizza

    23 views · Nintendo Fan · 1 year ago
    The image shows a father and son sitting at a table in a restaurant. The father is looking at his son with a smile, and the son is looking back at his father with a slight smile. There is also a plate of food and a glass on the table. Above the image it says, "Waiter: Kids under 12 eat for free" and "Dad: My son wants 4 large Pizzas and one water for me".
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  • Eye

    3 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A meme showing a scene from the movie Harry Potter where a student recites a spell: "Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum." Below, a chalice is pictured, and inside it, a woman looks shocked with the text: "Oh fuck, you're gonna make me rum."
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  • Character

    1 view · countryhumans memes · 1 year ago
    Digitally drawn character in an army green uniform stands in a fountain, directing a stream of water out of their mouth. The character has blond hair and a red star on their hat.
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  • Everything

    11 views · Jazzy💕 · 1 year ago
    A person is looking into a sink drain with water running. The caption reads: "Them: So you really just gonna let everything we had go down the drain???"
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  • Problem

    aidencool67 · 1 year ago

    their is a problem

    A man is looking at the engine of his car. The car is almost completely submerged in flood water. The text overlay reads "Well there's your problem."
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  • Shark

    10 views · Unimportant Intelligence · 1 year ago

    water puppy

    A shark swims in the ocean. The text reads: "Did you know? The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle."
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  • Man

    17 views · Unimportant Intelligence · 1 year ago

    Is water wet?

    A man jumping into a pool with the text "DID YOU KNOW? In 1969 a man from Germany jumped into a pool and got wet."
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  • Kill

    3 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago
    The image shows text overlayed on a blue background featuring a video game character. The text reads: "I think Fortnite should add a pregnant female skin. Every kill she gets she slowly gives birth. When in water blood comes out. At 10 kills she gives birth and the baby can be your pet. Thoughts? Fortnite should hire me yo."
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  • Oxygen

    18 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago
    The image depicts a stylized representation of a water molecule, with an oxygen atom in red and two hydrogen atoms in white, but the whole water molecule is shaped like a curvy human body. The text "Water lowkey thicc" is above the molecule. The oxygen atom is labeled "Oxygen", and both hydrogen atoms are labeled "Hydrogen".
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