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Heroin Monkey

A six-panel grayscale comic depicts a person in bed trying to sleep. In the first panel, the person looks sad, while a thought bubble above their head shows a brain saying "titties". In the second panel, the person still looks sad with a thought bubble saying, "I want to sleep". The following three panels show the person trying to sleep, then getting angry, and finally horrified.

urfavvirgo

The image shows a split panel, with the top half depicting a person pointing his finger forward with the text "What if you". The top right panel shows an image of heaven with the text "Wanted to go to Heaven". The bottom left panel shows the same person, but this time with his mouth open and finger pointing up with the text "But god said". The bottom right has a longer text asking "is your name amy and are you the smelly Indian who everyone hates because she was so fucking jealous of a guy who literally said he wouldn't online date anymore as soon as he saw your face? is that you?"

GG Miller

im that girl

A minion standing in front of a text that reads: Here's to the girls: To the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of T-shirts. Who don't get all the guys. Who's not "popular" but feels like it when they're with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who aren't way. Who don't get everything they want. Who doesn't need a guy to tell them that they are beautiful.

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PP

The image shows a creepy clown emerging from darkness with the text "YOU WANT PENIS" above it, and the text "ENLARGMENT PILLS" below it.

MEME LORD

I need a female to fart in my mouth -
m4w - 34 (Detroit)
age: 34
I want a big beautiful black lady here in
Detroit to fart in my mouth with gas. I just
want you to get on the couch and bend over so
I can open my mouth wrap my lips around
your asshole. I need you to fart loud and long
filling up my mouth, while I mastubate.

TechPriestGotDrip

The image shows a panel from a comic book with a blue BIONICLE character with a gold mask exclaiming, "HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE...?!" Above the image, it says, "When people on me_irl complain they want more BIONICLE™ memes but you make one and it only gets three upvotes."

the pokemon meme collector

the rick roll lol

A Pokemon card featuring Rick Astley. It has his picture and the text 'Rick Roll;D. Does severe damage to your pokemon's ear!!!' and 'Never Gonna' Give You Up. Your pokemon wants to break up with him but he will never give it up!!! Stupid 80's artist!!!'

ur momy

imagine having a mom

The image is divided into two columns. The left side is titled "To Mom" and lists various requests and questions such as "I'm hungry", "Where are you", "Can you ask Dad?", "He hurt me", and so on. The right column, titled "To Dad" has only one question, "Where's Mom?"

Anonymous

So sick of the ads for rupaul.

Two dog characters wearing ski masks, armed with weapons, sitting in a car. In the background, a sign is visible that reads "Children's Drag Show". Above the dogs, the text says "BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD".

Heroin Monkey

A Shoebill bird is standing in water surrounded by plants. Text overlayed on the image reads: "When bro says the 2 super powers he wants most are to freeze time and invisibility."

MEME LORD

A yellow sponge in a box labeled "Yes Daddy", next to a single yellow sponge. The box states: "The Original", "New Look! Same Pleasure" and "Does anything you want a real trooper!"

Heroin Monkey

Big Bird is standing looking downward. Below him text reads: "Big Bird once again kindly offers money to homeless Oscar. He knows fully well that Oscar would immediately use it to fulfill his heroin addiction, which is precisely what he wants. Enough money to help him stay addicted, but not enough to get him to quit or die. An endless cycle of suffering that keeps him throbbingly erect at night."

Heroin Monkey

A black and white photo of Jimmy Carter with a quote attributed to him: "If you don't want your tax dollars to help the poor, then stop saying you want a country based on Christian values, because you don't."

Heroin Monkey

A computer screen shows a pop-up with the text "Are you want. Are you want.". Below are two buttons "YES" and "NO".

Face mc shooty

ELI FR

In a "Toy Story" scene, Woody is discarded in favor of Bo Peep. Above, the text reads, "My friend: We're going to grind to diamond this season. Also my friend after getting a girlfriend." The text below reads, "I don't want to play with you anymore."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."

Face mc shooty

A screen capture of an online post with Spongebob looking sad in the background and the text: "It's always 'goodnight' but never 'do you want a titty pic before I go to bed?'"

Heroin Monkey

A picture of a couple followed by a picture of a dead Godzilla lying on a small cart. The text above the couple says, "Me n my man bit yawl holes jelust ova us we luk gud af yawl holes caint half my man and I downt wont nun yawl Brook ass dood Eva." The text above the dead Godzilla says, "Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died."

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man this hits

A social media post from the subreddit r/teenagers with the title: 'Bruh yk what I want?' The post reads: 'Just to be lying down, arms around a girl not just cause she's hot or cute but cause I genuinely care about her and love her and she feels the same way. Just to be like holding her close and maybe stroking her hair. Maybe at one point giving her a soft kiss or two before she'd fall asleep into my arms so I could drift off too. Yes I am cuddle horny.'

Advice

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The image contains the text: DON'T BITE YOUR LIP OR YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF SLAMMED AGAINST THE WALL WITH MY HANDS PRESSED BETWEEN YOUR LEGS. SO UNLESS YOU WANT THAT, DON'T BITE YOUR FUCKING LIP. The text is in pink on a black background.

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