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Heroin Monkey

A painting of two women. The one at the top is raising her arms with an angry expression and the text "Runneth up bitch" above her. The lower woman is holding out her hand towards the other, with the text below: "Thou doth not want these hands."

Anonymous

A dog with a hat is standing on four soda cans. The cans are labeled with the text "dumb jokes", "passionate opinions about useless shit", "the same music I've been listening to for a decade", and "wanting to die". The text "my whole personality" appears above the dog.

MEME LORD

A yellow emoji with wide eyes, exaggerated eyelashes, and a large, open mouth is holding a fist to its mouth. The text above reads, "Love, that's not the coughing emoji. Edited to add: as of this morning (1st April), Tanunda is now doing a drive through. You can just explain your symptoms, and drive through and get tested - no appointment needed for this. As for the walk in clinic at the back of the hospital - this is STILL operating and STILL requires you to make an appointment. Thanks everyone! Hi everyone. A member wanted me to update you on the Corona Virus Health Testing Station set up at Tanunda Hospital. Please don't just roll up, as y..."

Heroin Monkey

The image is divided into three sections. The first section says "What 'Lefty' shills want you to think:" and shows portraits of five US presidents with halos and jet fighters in the background. The second section says "What 'Righty' shills want you to think:" and shows the exact same portraits of the same five presidents, with halos and jet fighters in the background. The third section says "The Truth:" and shows the same five positions populated by different dinosaur-like creatures, with the same jet fighters in the background.

Thoughtless

A screenshot of a Twitter conversation. Wendy's initiates with 'It's go time! You want the roast? Then let's go! #NationalRoastDay'. Hooters responds with 'Whatcha got?'. Wendy's replies to Hooters with 'Uniforms our employees can wear in the winter.'

SlothyMemes

A four-panel comic featuring two characters: one with a beard, and two with a fairy-like appearance, with pink and green hair. In the first panel, the bearded character wants a "100K loan" for his business, and in the second panel, the fairy character denies the loan. In the third panel, the bearded character requests the loan for a psychology degree, and in the fourth panel, the fairy agrees that's a great idea.

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

This definitely works

The image is a drawing with four separate life tips on how to make your friends like you more. First, a person is smiling and has a feather tucked in their collar bone, it says 'do a smile to make yourself look like you are not completely dead inside' and 'hold a feather to let your friend know you are not harmful anymore and it is all in the past.' Second, the same person is wearing a lace glove, it says 'wear a single lace glove to show that you have a delicate touch.' Third, it says 'why not wear an outfit that really shows off your figure'. Fourth, a blonde person is holding a leash attached to a dog. It says 'borrow a dog or a child of your choice so people will want to talk to you more'.

help me please im being abused

A green dinosaur with a thinking face, below text "So America was founded by slave owners..." and below that "Who wanted to be free?"

SlothyMemes

A meme featuring characters from the cartoon "The Fairly OddParents." At the top, Trixie Tang asks, "Do you want to know what I think?" Below, Cosmo and Wanda are floating, and text reads, "Who cares what you think? You're a girl!"

Heroin Monkey

An image shows a still from the movie Megamind. The character, an overweight man in a suit, is lying on his back with his arms spread out. The text reads: "Cinephiles" when a 5 year old kid wants to watch a Marvel movie and not the Gritty Black and White Polish movie based in 1873 which is an allegory for domestic abuse told through the perspective of a dying squirrel.

rapboat

The image shows a screenshot of a post with text saying "fuck the kendrick response, this is what the people want." Below that is a music album art for "Honestly, Nevermind" by Drake with a handwritten "2" after the title and "2024" written over the original year of the album.

Face mc shooty

An anime character looks up with the text: "Me realizing that while every other girl in the konoha ninja academy was chasing Sasuke, the one with X-ray Vision wanted Naruto."

Face mc shooty

A man in a black suit stands in front of blinds. The image contains the text, "On my way to my girl's house after tattooing "Gucci" on my balz because she said she wanted a designer bag for her birthday."

rapboat

A photo of Drake is shown above text from The Guardian that reads, "Drake. CANADIAN RAPPER DRAKE, 37, FOUND HIMSELF SCREAMING IN HOTEL ROOM NOT WANTING TO SELF DESTRUCT."

mariotime

if you not talking money

A stick figure is sitting on a chair, with an object pouring something over its head. The text in the image says, "IF YOUR NOT TALKING MONEY I DON'T WANT TO TALK".

Wade

And Angel says I’m SUS..

A screenshot of a conversation. The first image shows a figure with dark skin and hair being kissed by a symbiote. The second image shows two anime characters, one with pink hair and one with purple, kissing. The text in the conversation includes statements like "Yes then some person named Chex wanted a pic of my neck and hand," "Oh shit that's kinda hot ngl," "_?," and "Hella hot."

Adolf kitler

Four cartoon cats are depicted with descriptions of their character. The first cat is a black cat labelled "problem clan" and described as wanting to be cool, being sneaky, and always ending up with villains. The second cat is a beige cat labeled "I am speed" and described as being small, saying "get off my land," and thinking it is better than you. The third cat is a light blue cat labeled "swimmy" and described as starting a fight over some rocks, eating fish and forgetting who some people are. The last cat is an orange cat labeled "protagonist" and described as doing no wrong, being involved in everything, and related to everyone.

Lil’ bro

A selfie of a person with their eyes closed and mouth open, sticking out their tongue. Text overlay: "I'm so glad you're in my life. I just wanted to kill you first."

Silly Sonka

Hey ChatGPT, write something like, Sorry Derek, I can’t come to your party.

The image text says: "No one wants to come to your birthday party you ungrateful little shi-"

rapboat

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