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Uranium 235

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • The image is a comparison between a "Girlfriend" and "Uranium-235" each with a list of properties. Both are "Unstable", "Will split up on you", "Hard to find", and "Expensive". The girlfriend "Cannot be used to make atomic bomb" but the uranium can.
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    • Man

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • The image contains text from a tweet by Alice Smith that says: "Give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day. Elect a man to fish for you, and all of a sudden fishing becomes some mystical function that only a few elite in society can perform, at great expense to the rest of it."
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    • Market

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • The image shows an iPhone X with a price of $999.99, an AK-47 with a price of $600 on the Afghan black market, a furry convention ticket for $36.87, 20 magazines with 800 rounds for $300, and a van rental for $40. The text at the bottom says "Fun day out = $976.87".
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    • Food

    Shitpost master-general · 7 months ago
    • An animated image depicts an elderly woman with white hair and glasses, wearing a blue dress, sitting in a large green armchair. She is casually tossing bundles of green money from a basket labeled "MONEY TO BURN" into a fireplace. Above the scene, the text reads "Buying food".
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    • Childhood

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • The image is a two-panel meme. The first panel shows Batman with the text "Childhood is when you idolize Batman." The second panel shows the Joker with the text "Adulthood is when you realize cheese is really expensive."
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    • Doctor

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A four-panel comic strip using Lego figures. In the first panel, a Lego patient tells a Lego doctor, "Doctor I think I have internal bleeding." The second panel shows the doctor saying, "That's where the blood is supposed to be." The third panel shows the doctor with a smile. The final panel shows the doctor with the same expression as the previous panel, holding a bill saying "+$3000."
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    • Libra

    Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

    • Barbie

    A male Barbie doll is spraying himself with a large bottle of perfume. The text above his head says "libra" and the text next to him says "buying expensive shit they don't need."
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    • Chemotherapy

    Jv · 7 years ago

    • What's the most expensive haircut in the world?

    Chemotherapy.

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