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Sex

Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a tweet that reads "stop being horny. find jesus @stopthehorny. I am CRYING because people have sex. Please stop." The tweet was posted on April 4, 2021, at 6:02 PM via Twitter for iPhone. It has 737 retweets, 49 quote tweets, and 2,557 likes.
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  • Message

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • When he shares screen on call

    The image shows a computer browser screen with multiple open tabs. The tabs include Messages, Yum Myan, Quote, Free Porn Videos & Sex Tube, Talkroom, and Watch Free Annabelle Comes. There is also a URL visible: hdtoday.ht/watch-movie/watch-annabelle-comes-home-id-8557752556.
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  • Symbol

    Toast ツ · 2 years ago
  • The image shows two panels. In the first panel, there are three characters. The first character is spraying an anarchy symbol on a wall with the word "TWITTER" on top of it, the second is spraying the letters "NT" on that wall. The third character is watching them. In the second panel, a character with a surprised look is pointing and saying "HE'S BREAKING THE TERMS OF SERVICE!".
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  • Rapper

    RapBoat · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a tweet. It says, '*rapper doesn't rap about guns and coke. Rap fans: wow strong mf doom influence.'
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  • Meth

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A tweet that says "my birthstone is crystal meth."
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  • Head

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of Twitter posts. The first post reads, "some of y'alls kids got some BIG ass heads." The following comments respond to this observation about head size.
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  • Healing

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A Twitter post which reads, "aint been horny in 5 minutes i think im healing."
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  • Dick

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "I hate it when I say 'suck my dick' and people say 'Oh but you don't have a dick,' you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don't have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit dick, peasant."
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  • Spotify

    𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘 · 3 years ago
  • The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks

    The image shows a screenshot of the Spotify app, displaying a playlist named "Star Wars Soundtracks". The playlist includes songs from the movie "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace". The progress bar is highlighted and resembles a lightsaber.
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  • Resignation

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A tweet from BCC News shows the text "BREAKING: Following his resignation, Boris Johnson has escaped to the sea." Below this text is an image of Boris Johnson running into the ocean on a beach.
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  • Friend

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of the video game Elden Ring, showing a character with the name "****er", due to the game censoring the word "butt". The full character name should be Butter.
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  • Kid

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A man with glasses and a beard looks confused in front of a black background. At the bottom of the image it says: "I don't understand why kids scream when I touch them" Next to it, it says Mikes Meme Menagerie. To the right, is a list of other videos with titles like: "Watch me blow up the world Imao", "7 dead children in my backyard", and "Is he still screaming?".
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  • Uno

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A Twitter post from user 'wanye' with the text, "uno is based on luck unless I win then it's based on strategy and I'm a genius." The date of the tweet is 20/07/2020.
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  • Monkey

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A drawing shows a monkey sitting in a "restraint chair" hooked up to tubes that deliver "drum n bass" and "iced coffee" to his brain. The monkey is also given "adderall" and a beer, "Miller High Life". He has a plate of "crab rangoon sustenance" in front of him. The monkey's hand is placed on a "response bar" facing the screen labelled "Twitter".
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  • M

    Mfs

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • The image is a screenshot of a tweet that says: "mfs be like 'stop dickriding' idgaf im bouncin and creamin all up on it now what?"
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  • Password

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a text message conversation. One person sends a series of increasingly demanding requests, such as asking for social media passwords and demanding the other person to unfriend girls. The final text from the other person says, "Bitch done lost her mind."
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  • Creator

    Toast ツ · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a Twitter post from YouTube Creators asking which Black creators people have turned to for joy, love, and belonging. There's a comment by @EDP445 and then YouTube Creators replying to the comment with clapping hands emoji.
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  • Name

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A tweet by Mike Beauvais that says, "In retrospect, maybe we should have seen this coming." Below it is a suggested name for JD Vance: "Justkilled Dapope Vance."
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  • Pornography

    Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago
  • Knots~

    A screenshot of a Twitter post, allegedly from the Russian Embassy, UK, stating: 'Please stop making porn of Zabivaka the Wolf. Russia is begging you.' The accompanying image is the official mascot for the 2018 FIFA World Cup, Zabivaka, a wolf wearing goggles, a white shirt that says 'Russia 2018,' and red shorts, kicking a soccer ball. The name ZABIVAKA is also visible.
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  • Friend

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image is a three-panel meme. In the first panel, the text reads "The most handsome Redditor" next to a cartoon image of Squidward with his fingers in his nose. The second panel shows the text "The most handsome Twitter User" again next to the same image of Squidward. The third panel says "My best friend in seventh grade" next to an image of a cartoon character with his mouth open.
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