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Rapper

The image shows a tweet. It says, '*rapper doesn't rap about guns and coke. Rap fans: wow strong mf doom influence.'

Head

A screenshot of Twitter posts. The first post reads, "some of y'alls kids got some BIG ass heads." The following comments respond to this observation about head size.

Healing

A Twitter post which reads, "aint been horny in 5 minutes i think im healing."

Dick

A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "I hate it when I say 'suck my dick' and people say 'Oh but you don't have a dick,' you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don't have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit dick, peasant."

Uno

A Twitter post from user 'wanye' with the text, "uno is based on luck unless I win then it's based on strategy and I'm a genius." The date of the tweet is 20/07/2020.

Kid

A man with glasses and a beard looks confused in front of a black background. At the bottom of the image it says: "I don't understand why kids scream when I touch them" Next to it, it says Mikes Meme Menagerie. To the right, is a list of other videos with titles like: "Watch me blow up the world Imao", "7 dead children in my backyard", and "Is he still screaming?".

Sea

A tweet from BCC News shows the text "BREAKING: Following his resignation, Boris Johnson has escaped to the sea." Below this text is an image of Boris Johnson running into the ocean on a beach.

Friend

A screenshot of the video game Elden Ring, showing a character with the name "****er", due to the game censoring the word "butt". The full character name should be Butter.

Monkey

A drawing shows a monkey sitting in a "restraint chair" hooked up to tubes that deliver "drum n bass" and "iced coffee" to his brain. The monkey is also given "adderall" and a beer, "Miller High Life". He has a plate of "crab rangoon sustenance" in front of him. The monkey's hand is placed on a "response bar" facing the screen labelled "Twitter".

Spotify

The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks

The image shows a screenshot of the Spotify app, displaying a playlist named "Star Wars Soundtracks". The playlist includes songs from the movie "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace". The progress bar is highlighted and resembles a lightsaber.

Mfs

The image is a screenshot of a tweet that says: "mfs be like 'stop dickriding' idgaf im bouncin and creamin all up on it now what?"

Password

A screenshot of a text message conversation. One person sends a series of increasingly demanding requests, such as asking for social media passwords and demanding the other person to unfriend girls. The final text from the other person says, "Bitch done lost her mind."

Meth

A tweet that says "my birthstone is crystal meth."

Creator

A screenshot of a Twitter post from YouTube Creators asking which Black creators people have turned to for joy, love, and belonging. There's a comment by @EDP445 and then YouTube Creators replying to the comment with clapping hands emoji.

Name

A tweet by Mike Beauvais that says, "In retrospect, maybe we should have seen this coming." Below it is a suggested name for JD Vance: "Justkilled Dapope Vance."

Update

A tweet showing the text "twitter is fucking unusable. im trying to get updates on whether world war 3 is on but all im seeing are fat JD vance memes" followed by the word "WE AGREE" in a speech bubble over a collage of images of JD Vance.

Friend

The image is a three-panel meme. In the first panel, the text reads "The most handsome Redditor" next to a cartoon image of Squidward with his fingers in his nose. The second panel shows the text "The most handsome Twitter User" again next to the same image of Squidward. The third panel says "My best friend in seventh grade" next to an image of a cartoon character with his mouth open.

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Rapper

A tweet saying "Chance the rapper dropped 'The Big Day' And America responded by having 3 straight mass shootings."

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@smilingnodding
lyft driver is going double the speed
limit has a check engine light on and is
blasting slipknot. I immediatly took the wheel,
crashed the car and burned it down along with the Slipknot CD
#deathtoallposers
3:19 AM 2022-03-21 Twitter for iPhone
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