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A tweet from the user 'coronavirus' stating, "honestly, I did it for memes."

Heroin Monkey

Drake and 21 put both of they meat in
my ears and nutted at once with this
new album
12:28 AM 11/4/22 Twitter for iPhone
4,566 Retweets 1,863 Quote Tweets 40.8K Likes
peazy
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@sleazyyp-7h
Replying to @OvOBrezzzy
just say the album good nigga wtf

Heroin Monkey

Two tweets are shown. The top tweet from Jon Favreau says: "Stop sending me pilots for your Star Wars series idea. I'm not that @Jon_Favreau." The second tweet from Jeffrey R. Epstein says: "I feel your pain."

Heroin Monkey

A dog sits at a desk in front of a computer, holding the book 1984 by George Orwell. The text on the image says: "I got banned from twitter today. Time to quote a book I never read."

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Heroin Monkey

A man with glasses and a beard looks confused in front of a black background. At the bottom of the image it says: "I don't understand why kids scream when I touch them" Next to it, it says Mikes Meme Menagerie. To the right, is a list of other videos with titles like: "Watch me blow up the world Imao", "7 dead children in my backyard", and "Is he still screaming?".

Heroin Monkey

A Twitter post with a user asking a hypothetical question about getting their penis stuck in a ketchup bottle, followed by two replies.

Heroin Monkey

Mr. Simp
@simpden
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON
TWITTER THAT SAYS "LEBRON
JAMES NUDES" DON'T CLICK ON
IT. IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR
PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS
LOCK

Heroin Monkey

Screen Time Last/Days
HOST USED
Applebee's
SHO
107h
Twitter
10h 21m
Safari
4h 8m
YouTube
Bro I'm on twitter way too much
I'm genuinely obsessed
Why do you have 107 hours on
apple bees

Anonymous

Waurny_PIZZIC
I hate it when I say "suck my dick"
and people say "oH bUt yOu Don't
hAvE a Dick" you fools. Blithering
idiots. I mean my soul dick. My
metaphorical penis. I don't have a
physical penis protruding from my
body but the aura is there. Suck my
spirit dick, peasant.
7:13 AM 13/03/2019 from Portland, OR.
Twitter for iPhone
35.7K Retweets 106K Likes

Anonymous

voni
@saintvoni
using my boobs as stress balls
11:53 13/08/2021 Twitter for iPhone
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1.480 Retweets 154 Quote Tweets 8.456 Likes
27
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Anonymous

nova >
@slapnova
aint been horny in 5 minutes i think im
healing
7:21 PM 09/01/2022 Twitter for iPhone
428 Retweets 13 Quote Tweets 4,052 Likes

Anonymous

some of yalls kids got some BIG ass
heads
3:40 PM - 12/25/21 - Twitter for iPhone
1,017 Retweets 60 Quote Tweets 20.2K Likes
27
ZERO™M @xclsvZERO. 21h
Replying to @sneerid
my lil cousin head is CRAZY ngl
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2721
958
Corn⭑
@sneerid 20h
nigga coulda worded this way better
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Anonymous

Beeb
@beebinton
mfs be like "stop dickriding" idgaf im
bouncin and creamin all up on it now
what?
9:34 AM 9/15/21 Twitter for iPhone
331 Retweets 49 Quote Tweets 4.665 Likes
Adeftiones dury

Anonymous

*♡+:。 grvyrd。.:*☆
@graveyarddkidd
my birthstone is crystal meth
8:27 PM - 2020-03-16 Twitter for iPhone

Jazzy💕

James Felton
@JimMFelton
II 0:00 12.1M views
1:24 AM - Oct 6, 2022 Twitter for iPhone
137.8K Retweets 5,104 Quote Tweets 711K Likes

Anonymous

$brian @briantheruller imagine you getting jumped by a bunch of nerds and they say "split that mf into fractions" 3:26 PM 2/21/22 Twitter for iPhone .$

Anonymous

tay a
@p8int
pussy tighter than an aztec clay face
mask
6:30 PM 2020-05-23 Twitter for iPhone
18.8K Retweets 102K Likes

Anonymous

stop being horny. find jesus
@stopthehorny
I am CRYING because people have
sex. Please stop
6:02 PM - 4/4/21 Twitter for iPhone
737 Retweets 49 Quote Tweets 2,557 Likes
demondayhatesyout.00

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