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Heroin Monkey
1 year ago
A dark image of a penguin with wide eyes and its beak open with the text: "YES, I CAN BE TRUSTED TO USE A 2 TON FORKLIFT. I WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT RAM IT INTO ANY CO-WORKERS ON DECEMBER 16TH 2021."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a text message saying "for the last time you are not an orangutan fisherman!! me asf:" above a picture of an orangutan wearing a straw hat.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a puppet of Ernie looking angry holding a long thin object. Below him another puppet, Bert, looks terrified. There is text below the puppets: "This is what happens to snitches!" Ernie suddenly shouted. The last thing Bert ever saw was his own blood spraying across the mirror.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The 6 year old at Walmart
directing his morbidly obese
mother while she parks her
mobility scooter
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A cast iron skillet in a dishwasher with yellow and blue bowls. The text overlay reads: "I want to make some strangers on the internet unreasonably mad today, but first I need to put my cast iron skillet in the dishwasher."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is a close-up of a man's face with a serious expression. He is bald, wearing glasses, and has a beard. Above the image, it says, "Oh man I can't wait to play GTA 6!!" Below that, it says, "The sudden pain in the left side of my chest:".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A blue solid deodorant stick with a bite taken out of it. The packaging is red and has some text on it. The text on the packaging says, "odor goes on clear. Bold scent. Cedarwood forms unfresh of confidence."
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  • shaylie lol
    1 year ago
    A person is lying on the floor, looking distressed. The text says, "me laying in bed at 3 am when i realize i should've said something else in an argument i had in 2011".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a heavily modified bulldozer with a dark, armored exterior. The text 'FAKE TAXI' is overlaid in yellow, in the style of a car service brand. There's a small photo of a man on the left side.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    11 months ago
    The image shows two statues. One statue has a hand on a head with a shaver. The first statue is asking about the haircut, and the other is asking about the meaning of want. The first says, "Say no more, fam".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    11 months ago
    Sarah
Chongalongadong
when you hug a guy and you
smell his colon
11/7/14, 2:36 AM from Queens, NY
tayLORD.
ErykanBaDent
When you can still smell his colon
on your pillows even though he's
not there >>>>>>>>
@RichOrb
I love when I can smell a guy's
colon as he walks by
7/14/14, 10:13 AM
jen
basedgin
Stylish Sweetheart
KAY5wEels
after you hug a boy and you smell
like his colon <33
I smell like his colon now
11/12/14 1:16 PM
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  • opal💫
    11 months ago
    A chart showing the times of the day from 1 am to 12 pm, with a cheese icon next to each of the morning times (am) and a steak icon next to each of the afternoon times (pm).
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  • TaylorSwiftBoat
    10 months ago
    The image shows Mark Zuckerberg and T-Pain in a music studio. T-Pain is seen playing a keyboard, while Mark Zuckerberg stands in the background. A smaller inset photo shows Zuckerberg wearing a black t-shirt.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    10 months ago
    Drake and 21 put both of they meat in
my ears and nutted at once with this
new album
12:28 AM 11/4/22 Twitter for iPhone
4,566 Retweets 1,863 Quote Tweets 40.8K Likes
peazy
27
@sleazyyp-7h
Replying to @OvOBrezzzy
just say the album good nigga wtf
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A split-panel image. The left panel shows a hand holding playing cards (an ace and a king). The text above reads, "My hands look like this." The right panel shows a hand signing a document titled "Divorce Application". The text above the document reads, "So hers can look like this."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A person in dark, futuristic armor stands against a dark and blurry background. The text overlay reads: "She wanted a knight in shining armor but little does she know I'm a retard in tin foil."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    An illustration of a cartoon possum saying, "What do u mean 'unhinged'? I don't even have hinges, bro."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A slightly high-angle shot captures a shelf containing assorted items. On the left, "SafeFit" and "Sesame Street" products are visible, including a glow-in-the-dark safety sign with Elmo, featuring the texts: "Drive Safely! Nothing Tickles Me More!!" Beside it, a blue "Baby's Photo Album" sits next to a promotional item labeled "especially for baby." The background fades into an indistinguishable array of colors and shapes.
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  • ♢ Shy Dragon ♢
    1 year ago

    what the hell do i have saved on my phone and why

    A surreal image featuring various Pokémon with human faces riding on each other against a cloudy sky background.
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  • A Star Wars Fan
    1 year ago
    The image displays a four-panel meme with the "expanding brain" format. The first panel shows the text "The earth is flat" next to a small brain. The second panel shows a picture of the earth next to a brain that is slightly more illuminated. The third panel shows a dinosaur next to a brain that is even more illuminated. The fourth panel shows the text "The earth isn't real. We live in a simulation controlled by minecraft redstone engineers" next to a glowing brain.
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