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Heroin Monkey

A screenshot from 4chan. The first anonymous user posts an image of Megumin, an anime character, and writes, "14 really is prime." The second anonymous user replies, "No it's not you retard you can divide it by 2 and 7."

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a tiled wall with a hand-drawn tally chart on it. The chart is labeled with "Why you here?" and has four categories: "Piss", "Vape", "Shit", and "Jerk it", each with tally marks indicating the number of times each activity has been performed. At the bottom of the image, it says: "bro what is this school".

Adolf kitler

A gray kitten is curled up and cleaning its paw on a wooden floor. The image is accompanied by the text: "Here we see a baby wigglefloof cleaning its tiny squishbeans".

Adolf kitler

A cute kitten sits on a wooden surface. The text overlaid on the image reads: "HEY I JUST MET YOU, AND THIS IS CRAZY. BUT I'M YOUR KITTEN, SO PET ME MAYBE?"

Adolf kitler

A cat is looking through a window or doorway. The text says: "Cat put in timeout for freeing other shelter cats".

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

The meme shows a four-panel grid. The first panel shows a portrait of Mozart. The second panel shows a stick figure sitting at a table with a bowl, saying "He will never be a catboy" in a speech bubble. The third panel contains text that reads: "Less well known, however, is that Mozart liked to imitate a cat. He'd be rehearsing an opera with his singers, when he'd suddenly grow bored and leap over tables and chairs, meowing and turning somersaults. He even". The fourth panel shows a stick figure spitting out its cereal in surprise.

Anonymous

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A plate with a slice of "vegan cheesecake", which is actually a piece of dirt and grass. The text says "Vegan cheesecake. Follow me for more recipe ideas."

Anonymous

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A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet says: "it's so surreal hearing my own voice in Pornhub ads before videos." The second tweet says: "So your the woman interrupting my gay porn" with a picture of Goku below.

Anonymous

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A pair of black Crocs with images of Walter White and Jesse Pinkman from the TV show Breaking Bad on them. The text "Sorry babe, the Breaking Bad Crocs stay on during sex" is superimposed on the image.

Anonymous

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The image shows a split panel. The top panel contains the phrases "Stop looking at me like that" and "Stop fucking staring at me." The bottom panel is split between an anime character with tears streaming down their face and a white cat staring intensely at the viewer.

Anonymous

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A picture of the solar system with an arrow pointing to planet Earth. The text reads: "GET DOXXED LOSER. I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE NOW."

AG

RapBoat gay confirmed.

A screenshot of a comment by "Rap Boat" saying "I just sucked my boyfriend's HUGE ASS dick."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Reddit post that reads: "I agree unironically. If a 'man' is so light I can overhead press him for a set, then me filling his asshole with my seed isn't actually gay. I'm just enforcing the natural order by asserting my dominance over him. I've fucked like 6 or 7 guys since highschool and I don't consider myself gay at all."

Anonymous

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The image shows two photos side-by-side with the text "You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about." The first photo depicts a young man with a red turban, wearing a white shirt with his arms crossed. The second photo shows a turbaned man in a blue and yellow robe sitting on a motorcycle.

Anonymous

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A can of PetAg KMR Kitten Milk Replacer with the text "*shotguns then proceeds to crush empty can against forehead*" written above it. The can features a picture of a cute white kitten.

Anonymous

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A beige kitten is climbing a white wall. The word "ascension" is superimposed over the image.

Anonymous

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A meme showing a cat with arrows indicating a cycle with the text "I wake up sleepy" and "I go be sleepy somewhere else."

DaRey1Cray

Heroin Monkey

A promotional image for PRIME Hydration drink featuring Logan Paul and KSI. The image has a pink background, with the word "PRIME" in large letters and images of a strawberry and a watermelon slice. Logan Paul is holding a bottle of the drink, while KSI is partially visible at the bottom of the image.

Heroin Monkey

A man sits on a train looking reflective while a quote about the "itsy bitsy spider" is superimposed on the image.

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