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TechPriestGotDrip

Oh dear Omnissiah imma act up!

The image shows a four-panel meme. The top panel shows a person holding a colorful, spherical object with a toaster design. The text says: "Here is what the classifier algorithm thinks is the pure essence of toaster. When the neural net". The subsequent panels show, from left to right and top to bottom: a picture of Adeptus Mechanicus, a robed figure looking unimpressed, an image of a regular toaster and finally a second robed figure flailing wildly.

TechPriestGotDrip

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A four-panel image showing two different toasters. The top left panel shows a cartoon character with the text "Access Denied" below. The bottom left panel shows the same cartoon character with the text "ACCESS GRANTED" below. The top right panel shows an old, rusty-looking toaster. The bottom right panel shows a toaster with an anime face printed on it. Below the four panels is the text "I'll take both toasters".

CUTE BOY😝

OMG

A white and orange cat is sitting on a rocky surface outside, looking directly at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "WHEN YOU REALIZE YOUR HUMANS ARE TRYING TO BECOME YOU BY PRACTICING SOCIAL DISTANCING, STAYING HOME ALL THE TIME, AND CLEANING THEMSELVES OFTEN."

TechPriestGotDrip

It's even better when they get charged by a 19 yo with a funny boom boom stick

The image is split into two panels, both showing a black cat. The top panel shows the cat looking up and to the left with wide eyes. The bottom panel shows a closer view of the cat's face, its eyes even wider, and the text "OH NO" below it. Above these panels is text that reads "Germans in WW1 watching as a giant toaster with guns is slowly approaching them."

TechPriestGotDrip

The mistletoaster

A photo of a toaster hanging from a ceiling, serving as a mistletoe. The text says: "Man this house ain't got enough outlets. what if we kissed under the mistletoaster".

TechPriestGotDrip

Oh a toaster for a PC? how unsanitary

A photo of a kitchen counter with a toaster on fire. The text says "Simple effect: 'plays' My PC:".

TechPriestGotDrip

When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.

A picture of a cartoon character with white hair and a sly smile, with the text "Parents: are you still a virgin? The toaster:"

TechPriestGotDrip

Praise the all mighty Toaster!

The image shows three panels. The first one is a person bathing with a bread as a toy. The second is a red-hooded person lying down. The third panel shows the same person in the lower left corner, with arms raised, worshipping a toaster with a glowing light.

TechPriestGotDrip

Now you must answer me with toaster memes so I can give them to The Omnissiah

A TechPriest character from Warhammer 40,000 is shown with the text "I showed you my toaster, answer."

Chri5

oh damn

A dark-skinned man with a black face is shown on a TV screen. The text below the image reads, "when you're checking something in the oven and the heat hits you."

Inessa :)

i think yall are confused my biggest fear is this sicko

A person painted red with a crude face drawn on his belly, similar to Kool-Aid Man.

XI

The movie poster for 'The Wolf of Wall Street' starring Leonardo DiCaprio. A user review is visible that states "There are no wolves in the movie."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows the text 'Middle Eastern countries on their way to fight over the same piece of desert in the middle of nowhere for the 1000th time (the god poopenfarten said it belonged to them)' above an image of Thanos, with a sword, ready to fight.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a screenshot of a text conversation. On the right is a screen capture of a game perspective showing Barack Obama standing in a supermarket aisle. The game screen has several square icons overlaid. The text in the blue text bubble above says "Five Night's at Barracks.". Below the image on the left is a text bubble that reads "You're not funny stop".

Cupツ

UHm idk -_-

The text asks "What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?" The answer is: "Your Shadow."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows colorful magnet letters spelling out: "Be the reason someone stops believing in the Federal Reserve."

MEME LORD

The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows a blue tin of butter cookies with several cookies visible through a cutout. The bottom left panel shows the inside of the same tin with a few, mostly unwrapped candies and some other stuff. The top right panel shows a man with large, anime-style eyes looking happy and smiling. The bottom right panel shows the same man with large, anime-style eyes and tears coming down from the bottom. The product of Denmark is visible on the cookie tin.

MEME LORD

Spongebob is looking sad, seemingly about to fall over, with his arms stretched out. The comment says, "noo his spoochie touching the floor 😭".

MEME LORD

A still from a video, showing a cartoon character with cat ears and two figures in red plastic costumes. The text on the image reads: "A Queen's strength comes from her King."

MEME LORD

A blurry image shows a Minecraft ghast with text overlayed on the top and bottom. The text reads: "SHE GHASTLY" on the top and "ON MY NETHERS" on the bottom.

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