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Heroin Monkey
1 year ago
A person's arm with many fresh cuts is shown. A barcode scanner is pointed towards the arm. The text says "*beep* "I'm sorry this item is worthless."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    6 months ago
    An image shows Garfield sitting on top of an anime character. The text reads: "You're next pal."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    6 months ago
    The image is a digitally manipulated photograph of Charles Manson, Marilyn Manson, and Marilyn Monroe, made to resemble a family portrait. Charles Manson is on the left with a beard and brown hair. Marilyn Manson, made to look like a child, is in the center with no eyebrows. Marilyn Monroe is on the right with blond hair. They are all smiling.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    7 months ago
    A square-headed man is staring intensely. The text reads: "how the cinema worker looks at me when I yell 'water bucket release' and piss all over the family of 4 in front of me."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    7 months ago
    Megamind says that there is no point trying to escape, as he attached a car battery to the testicles.
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  • Face mcshooty
    7 months ago
    A computer-generated image shows a wall of water crashing onto a land area with some green vegetation. The image contains the text, "Me releasing my bucket into a retirement home so the old people will think they're in the titanic."
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  • Adolf kitler
    6 months ago
    A black cat wearing a tie is held up by two hands. The text says: "sir put me down. I am the manager."
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  • Adolf kitler
    6 months ago
    A calico kitten with dark smudges under its eyes, sitting in a gray bed. The text reads, "Her meowscara is ruined."
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  • Face mcshooty
    9 months ago

    the future is now

    A bottle of Jack Daniel's whiskey with a spray nozzle attached to the top. At the bottom of the image, the words "Cyberpunk 2077" are printed in a stylized font.
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    gyattohio
    9 months ago
    A man with an open mouth and wide eyes holds his hands on his head. The text above him says: "When bro expects to see 'cows' in my milk farm, but instead he sees 60 naked pregnant women with breast pumps attached and another 60 black mfs keeping them pregnant."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    10 months ago
    A notification from iRobot at 10:00 AM states: "Floor Slut requires your attention. Floor Slut is stuck near a cliff." Above this is text stating: "I have zero regrets on naming my Roomba."
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  • Adolf kitler
    10 months ago
    A cute cat is wearing a green Starbucks apron. The cat looks into the camera. The text says "thank you for your order, I'll push it off the edge of the counter when it's ready."
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  • Anonymous
    10 months ago
    The image shows a meme with text stating "California: On fire." and "Fire Department:". Below this text is an image of a silver and yellow fire hydrant that is designed to look like a cartoon clown.
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  • Willy b
    9 months ago
    The image shows two frames. The first frame has a man with a light brown complexion wearing a medieval outfit. The second frame is a well-known image of Superman in his classic red, blue and yellow uniform, glowing with bright light.
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  • Anonymous
    9 months ago

    Can't believe this movie came out in 2005.

    A still image from the movie Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire shows several figures wearing dark robes and pointy hoods. Two of the figures have skull masks. The text above the image says "When the Death-eaters appeared in 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire' (2005), I thought they were an evil version of the KKK."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    Guess which one I'm mad about.

    Two muscular arms clasped together in a strong handshake. The arm on the left with light skin is labeled "Modern Songs". The arm on the right with darker skin is labeled "Me Having Sex". In the middle, above the clasp, it is written "Less than 3 minutes."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    Monday
DECEMBER
Today was fucking dreadful.
Me and the boys were just watching porn on the
school computers in computer science. Nothing harmful.
You know how it goes, though. There's always s
bitch across the room, just waiting, dying to ruin the
fun.
Some
WHAT
GREG IS WATCHING
PORNOGRAPHY, MR
JIZZLE!
"PANT
PANT
THE
ZFUCK?!
The next time I see
snitch is fucking dead.
Patty, I swear to god, that
1
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A grid of six different pictures of people with labels. The first picture shows a boy, labeled 'THE BOY YOU LIKE'. The second shows a girl, labeled 'HIS GIRLFRIEND'. The third shows a young man, labeled 'HIS BROTHER'. The fourth is another picture of a girl, labeled 'HIS EX'. The fifth is of a middle-aged man, labeled 'HIS DAD'. The last picture is of a priest, labeled 'YOU'.
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  • jefferyo100
    11 months ago
    The image is split into two panels. The left panel shows three different anime faces of women expressing pleasure with the text "When she moans" above it. Below the anime faces is a dark blue car. The right panel shows three anime characters with the text "When your introvert energy surpasses your godlike rizz" above and "I wanna go home" below them. The panel is framed with a color. The first is red, and the second is light blue.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago
    A muscular man with sunglasses on his head is in turquoise water, covering his mouth with his hand, looking as if he's holding back a laugh or expressing disbelief. Overlay text reads: 'teen titans go after running out of fart jokes so they explain the haulacaust to 5 year olds'.
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