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Two cartoon fish sit at a table looking miserable. Text reads: "When the teacher says, 'Discuss your ideas with the person sitting next to you,' but you don't fw the person sitting next to you."

Heroin Monkey

A meme showing a thumbnail from a YouTube video titled "10 Things Only Cristiano Ronaldo Did in Football" by AshStudio7. An arrow points from Cristiano Ronaldo in a football jersey to a blurred image of him naked with his genitals censored, except for a very large penis.

gyattrizz

A black and white photo depicts a man seated and encircled in red, distinct from a group of individuals in the background who are raising their arms in a Nazi salute. The text below states: "Unidentified man REFUSES to stand for Nazi salute (1944)".

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Spotify playlist titled "how to fall down a staircase." The playlist includes songs titled: "Step 1 (with Offset)," "Step 2," "Step 5," "Step 8," "Step 13," "Step 25," and "Floor."

Heroin Monkey

A poster with a picture of a woman named Hannah. The text reads: "Hannah microwaves butterflies in her spare time. #LoveYourImperfections Get 3 days free at match.com/tube match". The poster is in a subway or similar setting. Above the poster, it says: "what the fuck Hannah".

Heroin Monkey

A text message conversation is shown. The first message says, "Yoh bro your girl is cheating on you fool." The reply says, "I'm deaf bro." Another message says, "Sorry my bad." Then there is a sequence of hand sign emojis, and finally, the last message says, "That fucking hoe."

Heroin Monkey

An anime character is about to eat a razor blade. The text says, "Eating razorblades is healthy. They're full of iron."

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A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet, posted by The Rock on September 11, 2024, states, "Nobody can defeat me." The second tweet, posted by Paper on September 14, 2024, is a reply to The Rock's tweet.

Heroin Monkey

A photograph shows Mr. Peanut flanked by two police officers. The image is overlaid with a news banner reading, "Local Police Bust A Nut".

blach66

A picture shows two images of Keanu Reeves. The first one is a tall, upright version labeled "My brain outside of school." The second one is a much smaller version of the same person and is labeled "My brain inside of school."

King bob

A still from a movie showing two children with their hands together in a praying position. Text overlay says: "Me and my friend at work are like... Dear God, make me a bird, so I can fly far, far far away from here."

Hollow Knight Is Great

LOL 🤣

A white, cartoonish character with a tall head and three exclamation points is holding a piece of toast to his mouth. Another, smaller white character with two horns is asking 'WHAT ARE YOU?'

ohio_armpit

A white cat with tears in its eyes. The text above the image says: "Me when I just turned 11 and didn't get a letter from Hogwarts".

Heroin Monkey

A screengrab of a show titled "PAW Patrol" with a description that reads: "Watch Season 3 Now. First they got the coke. Then they got the money. Now the Colombian cartels want the power. Let the drug wars begin."

Gummibääääär

🥲🥲🥲

The image shows a three-panel meme with a "Stonks" man reacting to different scenarios. In the first panel, text reads "There's a fire" and the Stonks man has his hands on his head and is labelled "Panik". The second panel has the text "You alert people by yelling 'Fire!'" and the man is labelled "Kalm". The third panel states, "You're on a shooting range," and the man is again labelled "Panik" with blurred hands on his head.

Nintendo Fan

A kitchen with a counter top, a stove, cooking pots, cups, and a knife rack with many knives. The text on the image reads: "The secret to a clean kitchen is simple. Don't cook, ever."

edgar ;)

so true

The meme shows a dialogue between a mother and her child on Mother's day. The mother asks, "So where are you taking me out to eat?" The child replies, "There's food at the house." The lower part of the meme shows two close-up images of the face of a smiling man.

Heroin Monkey

Shrek walks down a hallway with a big smile. The text on the image reads, "When the joke is so funny HR wants to hear it in person."

MEME LORD

He threw a piece of bread at me so I flipped his
lil dumbass over. Fuck them kids

𝗚𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗶𝗯𝗮̈𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗻

The image shows four pictures of famous American landmarks with the text "WHEN YOU VISIT AMERICA" written above them. These landmarks include the 'Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas' sign, Times Square in New York City, the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, and the Statue of Liberty. Below these pictures is a photo of a nuclear explosion over the ocean with the text "WHEN AMERICA VISITS YOUR COUNTRY" written above it.

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