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A picture of Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean, with the text "I'M NOT DRUNK" written at the top, and "I'M SPEAKING IN CURSIVE" at the bottom.

DaRey1Cray

aint no way 💀💀💀

A man wearing a Spurs jersey is featured in a YouTube video titled "Top 50 Porn Sites" by EatDatPussy445. The video has 227 views and is 2 minutes old. There are sports flags, and a Funko figure, in the background. The word Cardinals is visible on a flag. There is also a flag with "SAN BA" on it.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a LEGO instruction manual for a Clone Army set. It humorously highlights step one: assembling a clone trooper minifigure, with instructions indicating that 1.2 million of these are needed. The words "WELL" and "FUCK" are above and below the instructions respectively.

Heroin Monkey

A photo shows a bookshelf in a bookstore. The shelf is labeled as "Self Improvement." On the shelf, among other books on self improvement, is a copy of Adolf Hitler's "Mein Kampf." Overlaid on the image is the text "What is ts book doing in the self improvement isle."

Adolf Nigler

A still from a movie shows two women facing each other closely, with their foreheads nearly touching, and one woman's hand on the other's face. Text overlaid on the image reads "US Government" for the woman on the left and "Wasting Money" for the woman on the right.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a Discord chat where user 'rat' says 'Hi, I'm new. Anyone?' followed by 'ratfucker is typing...'. Below this is a still from a video game with the text 'Rat' pointing to a character and 'Ratfucker' pointing to another character who is walking towards him.

Heroin Monkey

Therapeutic dog, helping
rape victims in Afganistan.
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Heroin Monkey

A man with a serious face is looking towards the camera. The text "Me leaving the store with GTA VI in my mouth" is visible above him.

Heroin Monkey

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A lion with a dark blue hue is roaring with lightning in the background. The text on the image reads "Holy moly, I'd love to put my poley in your holy."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a soccer player card in a video game. The card is for a player named Yofone Linging, with the text above the card saying "Yo Fone Linging" and below the card the text "Already Owned."

Heroin Monkey

The text on the image says: POV: The average British person when you say tuesday and not 'chewsday'. Below the text, there is an image of a knight fighting another person in a wooded area.

Heroin Monkey

A box of Kelloggs Pop Tarts with a picture of two Pop Tarts, a pan with a pretzel coming out of the pan, and the text "Kelloggs Pop Tarts. Pretzel and Water. 12. NET WT/PESO NETO 22 OZ (1 LB 6 OZ)".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a meme with three cats and text on a pink and blue gradient background. The text reads: "Masturbation is necrophilia if you're dead inside. ...halt." The first cat is on the left, sitting upright. The second cat, at the top right, wears a police uniform. The third cat is fainter, at the bottom right.

Heroin Monkey

The image is divided into two sections. On the left, a man with a helmet says "Bwagahbwahbwga". On the right are various Plants vs. Zombies characters with human faces saying "yes king".

Heroin Monkey

A box of Pop-Tarts with the text "VALUE PACK", "16 toaster pastries", "Pop-Tarts", "Frosted", "Styrofoam", and "16 TOASTER PASTRIES" on it. The pop tarts in the image are replaced with styrofoam.

Heroin Monkey

A person with a blurred, bright glow is looking directly at the viewer. The text says "Pov: You live in Hiroshima and look up at the sky on August 6, 1945."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A kitten is lying on the ground with its legs stretched out. The image is captioned with the word "bug."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a split-screen. On the left, a man is being arrested by two police officers. On the right, there is a collapsed parking garage with cars scattered among the debris. The text overlay at the top reads, 'New York man arrested in connection of parking garage collapse after giving homeless people pickaxes and telling them there was a lost crack stash'.

Heroin Monkey

A close-up photo of a cooked shrimp. The text overlay says: "Repost if you like shrimp. Or want to rail a cat for 12 hours straight."

Manga fan

Meme:

The top half shows the text 'Bipod: *created in 1914*' above an image of a bipod. The bottom half shows the text 'Snipers in 1913:' above an image of two anime characters using one another as a bipod for a rifle. The social media handle '@axlinder' is displayed in the bottom right corner.

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