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CrackedRuby_alt
1 year ago

Welp

A three-panel cartoon shows a man being threatened by a robber, who is smoking, who says 'Ya know, cigarettes are gonna kill you someday'. The man replies 'Ya, sure, whatever pal'. In the final panel, the man is being chased by armed cigarettes and a match.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A photo shows a set of stairs painted white with blue outlines. There is a handicapped symbol on the stairs. The image has a watermark on the upper right that says "Declaration Of Memes".
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  • A Star Wars Fan
    1 year ago
    Tom cat with an evil grin, above the text "Teacher: Give me your dictionary. Kid named Tionary:"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    9 months ago
    A cork board with two papers pinned to it. The left paper has the Burger King logo at the top. Below is the text: "ALL EMPLOYEES MUST WATCH TRAINING VIDEO 'DON'T MAKE LOVE TO THE DEEP FRYER' IMMEDIATELY." To the right is a small get well note that says "Get well soon, Adam!"
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  • stillwaiting..
    2 years ago
    The image shows a text message exchange. The first message reads: "It's all good sweetheart, you don't have to worry about me." The response asks: "Sweetheart?" Then a message reads: "Is it okay if I call you that?" The answer is: "You can call me anything you like." The final message says: "Okay Optimus Prime."
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  • Wade
    1 year ago
    The image shows a series of posts. The first post asks, "Remember in college you were making out with Betty from your CompSci class and she put a finger up your butt. So you started questioning your sexual preference?" with a reply, "IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!". The second post starts with, "Remember when you were jacking off with no clothes on for the first time just to try it out? Remember when your Mom walked by and saw everything, even though you were sure that you had closed the door?" followed by the reply, "It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!". The third post reads, "Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite cartoon bed spread as a teen?!" with the reply "IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN YOUR SLEEP!!"
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  • Wade
    1 year ago
    "LOVE YOUR
NEIGHBOR AS
YOURSELF"
YOU FUCKING
MORON
HELLO
NEIGHBOR
YOU WORTHLESS
PIECE OF HUMAN
SHIT
BY EXTRA FABULOUS COMICS FOR Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net
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  • M3ME G0D
    1 year ago
    The text reads: "Did anyone else's parents used to drive them around neighborhoods to look at people's Christmas lights and it used to be the most exciting thing ever??"
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  • ✨Jassy✨
    2 years ago

    Reality is a bitch

    The image shows a green dumpster engulfed in flames, with the word "REALITY" superimposed on the image. Above the image, the text says: "Friend: How's your life going? Me: Everything's fine."
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  • stillwaiting..
    2 years ago
    A meme showing text at the top that reads "Me: *Sits in a quiet room* My ears:". Below this is an image of Shrek yelling with his mouth wide open. Under the image is the text "eeeeeeeeeeeeee".
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  • Big_Pix 💯💯
    2 years ago
    The image consists of three panels featuring Yoda and Grogu. The top panel shows Yoda saying, "Do or do not, there is no try." The middle panel shows Grogu with the text "Boomer, ok." The bottom panel shows Yoda saying, "Listen here you little s**t."
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  • NIFFTY
    1 year ago

    o_o

    An angry cat with its mouth open wide, teeth bared. The text on the image says: "WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY ARE NOT UP TO DATE ON RECOMMENDED VACCINES". There is also a small logo at the bottom right for the National Foundation for Infectious Diseases.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    jesse
@oneinchweenie
is anal squirting a thing or did this
bitch just shit on my bed
10:37 PM 11/7/19 Twitter for iPhone
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A still of a man wearing a red and gold robe looking up. The text above the man reads "A toddler watching an entire bookshelf tilt towards them."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    What I do on most afternoons.

    The image shows three logos side by side. On the left is the board game Clue, in the center is the fast food restaurant Clucks Nashville Hot Chicken, and on the right is the character Barbarian from the mobile game Clash of Clans.
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  • arsonisfun
    1 year ago
    A picture of Sonic the Hedgehog next to the text: "If you shower naked, then you're a whore."
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  • ✨Jassy✨
    2 years ago

    Me every time i have to present in class

    On the left side of the image, the text reads: 'Me: "I don't get nervous during presentations". Also me:'. On the right, a person in a Spiderman costume is standing at a podium in front of an audience with the text 'Hello, my name is presentation' at the bottom.
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  • Jimmys mom😉
    2 years ago

    when my dad facetimes me

    Two images are juxtaposed side by side. The left image is a close-up of a cow's head, showing its nose and eyes from an upward angle. The right image is a close-up of a pig's snout and eyes from a similar angle. Text at the top says, "When the FaceTime connects" and a website address "boredpanda.com" is printed on the right image at the bottom right.
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  • DADDY sus aka the king
    2 years ago

    dora

    A person with dark skin and a slightly surprised expression is wearing a Dora the Explorer wig and outfit.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is a picture of a galaxy with an arrow pointing to a specific area of the galaxy with the text 'You are here furiously masturbating'.
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