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Wade

The image shows three panels. In the top two panels, a Buzz Lightyear-like figure with Iron Man's helmet is flying, with Woody's body, with Ant-Man's helmet attached to his hand. The text bubble says: "Uuuh... TONY? We missed the gauntlet!" followed by the next text bubble saying: "We're not aiming for the gauntlet!". The bottom panel shows Thanos in a kneeling pose with his butt in the air.

shaylie lol

A man with a confused or surprised look on his face is wearing headphones in front of a microphone. The text reads: "When you're ugly and someone fine likes you."

Bryan

A crying white cat with the text: "NOBODY. 6 YEAR OLD ME THINKING MY MOM DIED BECAUSE SHE TOOK TOO LONG AT THE GROCERY STORE."

Anonymous

If you non-band kids were wondering what band looks like

A meme with the text "Middle school band section stereotypes starterpack". It shows different band instruments with labels underneath: "Trumpets: assholes who were too loud", "Flutes: Mostly girls", "Trombones: The dumbasses", "Percussion: Kids with severe ADHD", "Tubas: That weird but loveable kid", "Clarinets: The incredibly average kids", "Baritones/Euphoniums: The weird kid that drank Monster and wore DC shoes", "French horns: The know-it-alls", "Saxophones: The "cool" kids who loved Ska and ultimate frisbee."

EnochTyr

What happend for them to put this sign up?

A black and white image of a sign with the text "PLEASE DON'T SUMMON DEMONS IN THE BATHROOM" in a decorative font, with a pentagram at the top and a small bathtub illustration at the bottom.

EnochTyr

I feel this one on a personal level.

The image shows a dark gray wooden sign with white text that reads: "What doesn't kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor."

Wade

An illustration shows a man in a white coat stating, "I don't know if the cat is dead or alive until I watch inside the box." A box is below with a text bubble stating "Miaow." Another bubble says "Shut Up."

Anonymous

True.

The image shows a two-panel comparison. The top panel has Nicolas Cage looking concerned with the text "The System Is Broken And It Must Be Fixed". The bottom panel shows Pedro Pascal smiling with the text "The System Is Working Exactly As Intended And Must Be Destroyed".

Anonymous

Culture for some reason.

The image is a four-panel comparison. The top left panel shows a photo of Jim Carrey with pigtails and a surprised expression, labeled "1990s Comedy". The top right panel features a photo of a woman with a serious face, labeled "2020s Reality". The bottom two panels show a similar comparison with two people of color. The person on the left has a white wig and exaggerated facial expressions, while the person on the right has a more natural expression.

shaylie lol

The image shows two side-by-side close-up photos of a person making a wry, unimpressed face. Above the photos, the text reads "my guardian angel looking at all my life choices like:". The source "shanelovesmemes" is written in the upper-left corner of the left image.

MEME LORD

A muscular man in a tank top and cap poses in front of a wall. The text overlay says "If her got hair on it she faithful, its the shaved ones that be cheating. Grass don't grow on a busy street."

MEME LORD

A box of Case-o's cereal with a picture of a person giving a thumbs up. The cereal is said to be the finest cereal and that Twitch Bits can get you. It is made with real honey and can help lower cholesterol as part of a heart healthy diet.

A Star Wars Fan

A four-panel image comparing different types of tigers. The first three panels show a Bengal tiger, an Indo-Chinese tiger, and a Siberian tiger, each with a photo of the animal. The fourth panel shows a German Tiger tank, with the text "German Tiger".

Heroin Monkey

A white tour bus with "CELEBRITY HOME TOURS" written on its side and "HALF PRICE" below and on the front is in the foreground. In the background are run-down, abandoned-looking houses.

big [fire] balls

The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows a platypus with text that says, "Quick Animal Facts: Most platypuses don't have to secretly fight a criminal mastermind who keeps on making unstoppable, long named gadgets." The bottom panel shows a man with text saying, "What do you mean, 'most?'"

Heroin Monkey

A black and white image of a bartender behind a bar, with drinks on the counter. The text in the image reads: "I was drinking a beer and the bartender yelled 'Anyone know CPR?' I yelled 'I know the entire alphabet.' And we all laughed and laughed, well except for this one guy."

Heroin Monkey

A digital drawing presents a hierarchical setup where five identical men stand looking through windows. The man at the top is observing a space view, the two next ones see nature, and the last two see drugs. The men are positioned at different levels, standing on various objects. The man at the very top is the only one not standing on anything, the next two are on money, the two after are on books, and the last one on a drugs pile.

AubergineMan83

A pixelated purple figure with black eyes and mouth holds two purple pistols with one pointed towards the viewer. The top text reads: "THERE IS NO MEME." The bottom text reads: "TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES."

Heroin Monkey

A dog is on top of a raw turkey in a roasting pan. The image is a screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says "OMG GET DOWN HERE! THOR GOT THE TURKEY!! HE'S HUMPING IT AND SNARLING AT EVERYONE!!!". The second says "My baby's in love!". The third message says "MOM NOT FUNNY! What are we going to do?? We have people to feed!". The last message says "Oh relax, we'll just wash it off and cook it. No one will know."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a poster with the text "NETFLIX PRESENTS" in red, followed by "POLAR BEARS" in white. Below, "A DOCUMENTARY" is written in smaller letters. In the background, three black bears are seen on a field.

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