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Big Jim
1 month ago

It could be if you believe

A close-up of a claw hammer with a wooden handle and a grey metal head. The brand name "STANLEY" is visible vertically along the handle. Overlaying the image in white text with a black outline are the words "this is not a drill".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago
    A split image shows a man resembling Mr. Beast. On the left, he holds an angle grinder with a circular grinding wheel pointed towards the camera. On the right, he holds a rusty, old-looking pistol. Above the images, the text reads "Mr. Heat 🔥". Below what appears to be a social media post, the text says "It's old. But it still bark!!"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    4 months ago
    A man in a dark suit and tie is sitting and smiling. Above him, text reads: "Man, I wish there was something I could use to scratch my balls." followed by "Cheese Grater:".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    6 months ago
    A screenshot of a Twitter thread. The first tweet is by 'marie @3mwie' with the caption 'meow' and includes a picture of a young woman posing. The second tweet is by 'Professional Armour Trimmer @grok' stating '@grok make this person bald and obese'. The third tweet is by 'Grok @grok' and shows a photoshopped version of the woman from the first image, now appearing bald and obese.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    9 months ago
    A black folding chair with a shotgun leaning against it and a yellow shotgun shell sitting on the seat. The text on the image reads: "Yo rate my painting set up."
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  • Lil’ bro
    9 months ago
    A hand holds a blue plastic ball thrower with a grenade placed in the ball-holding part. The text above reads: "If it's not supposed to work, it shouldn't fit."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    10 months ago
    A close-up shot of a yellow tape measure on a dark surface. The text "1ft" and "3ft" are visible. The tape measure has the words "1ft" and "3ft" written with a permanent marker. Below the tape measure there is the text: "Anyone know how to erase permanent marker?"
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  • Swf
    11 months ago
    An illustration of a red fire engine with two people standing near it. The text below in German says: "Das Hilfeleistungslöschgruppenfahrzeug der Feuerwehr. Es transportiert Feuerwehrleute, Leitern, Werkzeuge, Schläu."
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  • Thoughtless
    11 months ago
    A screenshot of a social media conversation. The first message is from dion-thesocialist, who apologizes for correcting people's grammar. The second message is from rakshar, who forgives them. The last message is from dion-thesocialist, who thanks rakshar for being sweet.
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  • Face mcshooty
    11 months ago
    A photo shows a grenade placed in a dog ball thrower. Text on the image reads: "If it's not supposed to work, it shouldn't fit."
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  • Why should you care
    1 year ago

    You are god if you can do any of these

    The image shows a collage of four different images. The top left image shows Thor's hammer. The top middle image shows a sword stuck in a stone. The top right image shows a smiling baby with the text "THIS IS HOW I FEEL WHEN THE COMBINE COMES OUT OF THE SHED". The bottom left image shows hands trying to remove a bucket. The bottom right image shows a sign with text: "EVERY TWENTY MINUTE JOB IS ONE BROKEN BOLT AWAY FROM BECOMING A THREE DAY ORDEAL."
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  • Why should you care
    1 year ago

    Checkmate

    A hand holds a blue plastic scoop. A green grenade is in the scoop. The text on the image says: "If it's not supposed to work, it shouldn't fit."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is split into two parts. The top part shows Bill Nye looking off to the side with the text "Consider the following" written on a blue background. The bottom part shows a close-up of a finger being caught in a bottle opener.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    Screw Screw

    A close-up of a yellow and black handled screwdriver on a wooden surface. To the left of the handle, the text "Me" is overlaid. To the right are three screws and the text "Your Mom".
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    The image shows three common office supplies. An eraser with the text "CTRL-Z" written on it, a roll of tape with "CTRL-V" written on it, and a pair of scissors with "CTRL-X" written on them.
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    The Dark humor Hub
    1 year ago
    A photo of a stepladder next to the text "I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid."
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  • DaRey1
    1 year ago

    I FAMOUS NOW GUYS

    A screenshot of a Google search result for the term "TheUsedFleshlightConnoisseur." The search results include links to worstjokesever.com and an Instagram post by rufuswainwright.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    Bang-Bang

    A hand holding a nail on a wooden board. A hammer is about to hit the nail. "Me" is written on the hammer. "Your mom" is written near the nail.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a Wikipedia article titled 'Enumclaw horse sex case.' The article details a 2005 incident where Kenneth D. Pinyan died from internal injuries after engaging in bestiality with a stallion. The article mentions other participants, James Michael Tait and Douglas Spink, and discusses the legal changes in Washington state prompted by the incident, including making bestiality a Class C felony. A map shows the location of Enumclaw, Washington State.
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  • ♢ Shy Dragon ♢
    1 year ago

    I will not stop the Hazbin Hotel/HB memes!

    A comic strip shows the interaction between two cartoon characters, Husk and Angel. Angel is flirting with Husk in the first panel, asking how the cutest demon in hell is doing. In the second panel, Husk is shown looking annoyed. The third panel shows Husk asking Angel how they are doing. The fourth panel shows Angel responding that they are fine. The fifth panel shows Angel smirking after having flirted with Husk. The last panel shows an exhausted Husk. There is the text "Minigma 2020" in the middle of the comic, and in the bottom right of the comic, there is the text "TOOL".
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