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Heroin Monkey

A tweet with text "Worst Headline you'll read today and there's like 10 wars happening" above a tweet by @Dexerto saying "The Hawk Tuah Girl is launching her own podcast under Jake Paul's media company". Below are two side-by-side images of Jake Paul looking surprised and the Hawk Tuah Girl smiling.

Anonymous

Saturday 10:25 PM
Wyd baby girl→
Today 8:02 AM
I want your lil autistic ass to be
mine
Wyd today

Jazzy💕

Me bitchhhhhhhhh

guess who's feeling extra emotionally
unstable today

Heroin Monkey

Op-Ed by Frank T. Rutherford
Conservative political analyst, hat
connoisseur
Op-Ed: Today's Youth
Simply Don't Have The
Work Ethic To Build
The Gulags Needed For
Their Communist
Ideals

MEME LORD

my uncle's meme stash @... · 11h:
No way bro said that
IM SHLEEP Today at 158 AM
Yo guys
I have this girls nudes should i keep em?
She died so idk
Since i have em and shes dead they are kinda
like rare ass pokemon cards
Discontinued by manufacturer type shit
9 9
157
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Anonymous

AT&T >
iMessage
Today 2:21 AM
Missing u like crazy rn..
What the fuck
Shit autoco
Autocorrect
AT&T Free Msg: All of the add'l
1GB of shared data added to
your plan in this billing period is
used. We've added another
shared 1GB FOR $15 to your plan
for use through 3/20/2022. Avoid
add'l data charges by using our
Read 2:22 AM

Anonymous

Tuftpaw Today at 5:23 PM
Nah but why does your appendix
do absolutely nothing and then
just try to kill you?

Jazzy💕

Me: "Yes, I am still young"
My spine:
said we old today

Anonymous

Anonymous

iMessage
Today 1:50 PM
Hello this is Roger from doordash
Pick a number between 1 and 10
Wrong
No food for u
@decentbirthday
4
What
Why
Roger please
Delivered

Anonymous

Text Message
Today 1:54 AM
You a pussy ass nigga
Who is this?
The nigga you robbed
lon do those things wrong
number
Sorry
I'm trying
Get that nigga cuh

Anonymous

Back
Bae
Today 11:17 AM
Babe close your eyes
What do you see?
Babe?
Do you see anything?
Babe?
Hello?
Contact
Okay

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a Discord chat where user 'rat' says 'Hi, I'm new. Anyone?' followed by 'ratfucker is typing...'. Below this is a still from a video game with the text 'Rat' pointing to a character and 'Ratfucker' pointing to another character who is walking towards him.

Heroin Monkey

A person's arm with many fresh cuts is shown. A barcode scanner is pointed towards the arm. The text says "*beep* "I'm sorry this item is worthless."

Anonymous

Genuine question to you all

The image is a table with the title "How are you still alive!?" There are eight numbered rows, each with a different answer: #1 "I'm not." #2 "I HAVE NO IDEA!" #3 "I had to go to work today." #4 "I'm doing science and I'm still alive." #5 "Too much swag." #6 "$7.52". #7 "yro'ue" and #8 "Spite". There's a signature "Bc" in the top right corner.

Anonymous

My friend is has the best ideas

A screenshot of a discord conversation. Windy says that hopefully a bad situation wont happen, and the two friends might work it out. Seth replies with 'Eh'. Windy then says if the situation happens too much, to just put the persons parents in a retirement home. Seth replies with 'Lmao'.

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

It's 5050

The image displays text on a black background. It reads: "3,026 years from today, life will either be really good or really bad. It's 5050."

Heroin Monkey

A three-panel comic strip showing a person with a sad cloud over their head. In the first panel, the person thinks "not today, sadness.". In the second panel, a winged person uses a mop to wipe away the cloud of sadness. In the third panel, the person stares at a vacuum cleaner hanging from the ceiling.

Heroin Monkey

A plush rat wearing a chef's hat and apron is holding a wooden spoon. The text on the image reads "hey guys what emotion does this image make you feel?", and there are two chat replies: "lust" and "anyone else".

Anonymous

Not mine, but still funny

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message bubble on the left says "i called". The second message bubble on the right says "i watched it ring". Below the second message it says "Read 10:02 AM".

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