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Fleshlight

12 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A timeline shows that the most important events in history include the invention of the wheel and fire in the past, and the fleshlight today.

Chat

8 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Discord chat between two users. The first user, with the name Doll, admits to being hypersexual and horny. The second user initially responds with understanding, but then states that they were thinking of the first user while they were having these feelings. The first user responds with "That's bad."

Tweet

212 views · Cosmo idk · 1 year ago

Infidelity

22 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A page from a parody 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' book featuring handwritten text and a cartoon illustration of Greg Heffley and his mother in a car. The text describes Greg witnessing his mother's infidelity and his resulting feelings of disgust and distrust, culminating in a tense conversation where she asks him to keep the secret.

Snitch

77 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A page from a 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' style book. The text entry from Monday, December, reads, 'Today was fucking dreadful. Me and the boys were just watching porn on the school computers in computer science. Nothing harmful. You know how it goes, though. There's always some bitch across the room, just waiting, dying to ruin the fun.' Below the text is a cartoon drawing of a computer lab. Three boys are at computers. A girl, Patty, points at one boy (Greg) and shouts, 'GREG IS WATCHING PORNOGRAPHY, MR JIZZLE!' Another boy, Greg's friend, yells, 'WHAT THE FUCK?!' The text continues below the drawing: 'The next time I see Patty, I swear to god, that snitch is fucking dead.'

Mental Health

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows two people, one fat and one skinny. A faucet is pouring water into the fat person's mouth, labeled "mental health support," while a few drops are going toward the skinny person. The fat person is labeled "Woman feeling a bit down today" and the skinny person is labeled "Man who wants to kill himself".

Text message

6 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A text message conversation. It starts with a message from "fbi agent" saying "You welcome, don't mess this up king". Followed by a question "Wyd", the reply "playing xbox with the boys", then "you?" and finally a message saying: "Parents aren't home come over".

Snow

26 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago

The image shows a tweet by Stanford F. Pines, PhD. He tweeted, 'It appears that there are 4 inches of snow today.' The tweet is above a picture of a hole in the snow, which is where he took the measurement.

Weed

132 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a tumblr post showing three separate comments. The first post says "Learned today that my ex-husband buys his weed from a lesbian dominatrix that banned him from DJing at her sex club because he kept playing his version of 'Lean on Me' made entirely of samples of Homer saying 'd'oh'." The second comment says "AMAZING". The third comment says "Every word in that sentence is better than the last".

Video Game

20 views · sonicjokesmemesandposts · 1 year ago

wow mario got done dirty

The image is a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows an old video game screenshot of Sonic with the text: "When the drowning countdown starts, but Tails takes the air bubble. SCORE 34160 TIME 2:03 RINGS 341 guess I'll die". The top right panel says: "KIDS TODAY GETTING THEIR VIDEO GAME TURNED INTO A MOVIE GET THIS" and shows two images of Sonic: one old and one new movie version. The bottom left panel says: "KIDS IN MY DAY GOT THIS..." and shows an image of a Goomba. The bottom right panel shows an image of the live-action version of King Koopa.

Taxi

22 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first text says, "Can you call me a taxi at 7am tomorrow?" The second text says, "Thanks dad". There is a green "Ok" bubble, and the last text, which is from "dad", says: "You're a taxi".

Book

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A dog sits at a desk in front of a computer, holding the book 1984 by George Orwell. The text on the image says: "I got banned from twitter today. Time to quote a book I never read."

Babe

29 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a text message exchange. The first message says, "Hey babe, I'm horny send dunes." The reply asks, "Don't you mean nudes?" The original sender says, "Nah, I want to see them sexy ass sand formations."

Dark Humor

90 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Reddit post titled "I just found out my brother killed himself" with a serious flair. The post text reads, "He texted me at 3 am today but I was asleep. If I just stayed up I could have done something. I feel responsible for this, I don't know why he would do this. I could have done something." A comment by user SuperPikaFan100 below the post says "you snooze you lose."

School

7 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago

The image shows two pictures side by side. The top picture is an anime character with red hair and a red jacket, looking off to the side. The bottom picture is a person with reddish-brown hair and a red jacket, looking directly at the camera. Below the bottom picture, there is text that says, "Got ready for school today and realized I accidentally dressed like Ayanokoji. Just shows how similar we are. I'm literally him.. (A manipulative bad@$$ that can and will control you.)"

Message

2 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a series of repeated text messages. The first message is "Check out this meme", which is followed by "I saw that earlier". This pattern is repeated several times in a messaging app format with some nesting of message threads.

Emotion

12 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 1 year ago

A young boy is looking at the camera with a slight smile. The text on the image says: "guess who's feeling extra emotionally unstable today"

Podcast

2 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A tweet with text "Worst Headline you'll read today and there's like 10 wars happening" above a tweet by @Dexerto saying "The Hawk Tuah Girl is launching her own podcast under Jake Paul's media company". Below are two side-by-side images of Jake Paul looking surprised and the Hawk Tuah Girl smiling.

Text message

4 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message, sent on Saturday at 10:25 PM, reads "Wyd baby girl" with heart eyes emoji. The second message, sent today at 8:02 AM, reads "I want your lil autistic ass to be mine" with a winky face emoji. The third message reads "Wyd today."

Emotion

2 views · Jazzy💕 · 1 year ago

Me bitchhhhhhhhh

A young boy with brown hair smirks slightly at the camera with the caption "guess who's feeling extra emotionally unstable today"

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