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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a Discord chat where user 'rat' says 'Hi, I'm new. Anyone?' followed by 'ratfucker is typing...'. Below this is a still from a video game with the text 'Rat' pointing to a character and 'Ratfucker' pointing to another character who is walking towards him.

Heroin Monkey

A person's arm with many fresh cuts is shown. A barcode scanner is pointed towards the arm. The text says "*beep* "I'm sorry this item is worthless."

Anonymous

Genuine question to you all

The image is a table with the title "How are you still alive!?" There are eight numbered rows, each with a different answer: #1 "I'm not." #2 "I HAVE NO IDEA!" #3 "I had to go to work today." #4 "I'm doing science and I'm still alive." #5 "Too much swag." #6 "$7.52". #7 "yro'ue" and #8 "Spite". There's a signature "Bc" in the top right corner.

Anonymous

My friend is has the best ideas

A screenshot of a discord conversation. Windy says that hopefully a bad situation wont happen, and the two friends might work it out. Seth replies with 'Eh'. Windy then says if the situation happens too much, to just put the persons parents in a retirement home. Seth replies with 'Lmao'.

Lostin Flowers

It's 5050

The image displays text on a black background. It reads: "3,026 years from today, life will either be really good or really bad. It's 5050."

Heroin Monkey

A three-panel comic strip showing a person with a sad cloud over their head. In the first panel, the person thinks "not today, sadness.". In the second panel, a winged person uses a mop to wipe away the cloud of sadness. In the third panel, the person stares at a vacuum cleaner hanging from the ceiling.

Heroin Monkey

A plush rat wearing a chef's hat and apron is holding a wooden spoon. The text on the image reads "hey guys what emotion does this image make you feel?", and there are two chat replies: "lust" and "anyone else".

Anonymous

Not mine, but still funny

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message bubble on the left says "i called". The second message bubble on the right says "i watched it ring". Below the second message it says "Read 10:02 AM".

Heroin Monkey

A dark horse wearing a hat is inside a bar. The text above says "You're never gonna believe what just happened" and the response is "Tell me". The text below says "horse in the bar".

Heroin Monkey

A cast iron skillet in a dishwasher with yellow and blue bowls. The text overlay reads: "I want to make some strangers on the internet unreasonably mad today, but first I need to put my cast iron skillet in the dishwasher."

projokes

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A close-up portrait of a man with a heart tattoo on his face. The text overlay reads: "Rappers today be lookin like a desk in detention".

Heroin Monkey

A black and white photo of soldiers landing on a beach from a boat. In the middle of the photo is the cartoon character Chris McLean with his arms spread out in a welcoming manner. The text on the image reads, "Alright campers, today's challenge is gonna be a hard one."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a comment from user ElderMaxson69, saying, "Maybe instead of riding a dick, you would prefer riding in a set of T-60b Power Armor? Join the Brotherhood of Steel today and take back the commonwealth. Ad Victoriam!"

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

A banner that says "VIBRATOR RACES TODAY" hangs over a booth where multiple vibrators are laid out on a table.

Heroin Monkey

A car is missing one tire. A tire is laying on the ground in front of the car. A hand is holding a power tool, likely a grinder, in front of the tire.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a Facebook post with comments about a tragic shooting, followed by a picture of a troll-face character smirking next to a computer that is on fire. The Facebook post has various comments with Todd responding to the initial tragedy with "Probably coffin brochures" and "Bullets?".

Silly Sonka

Algorithim meme (sorry no Stonk boi today I’ll do 2 tomorrow)

The image shows a figure that looks like the Matt Mii character from Wii Sports with a serious expression and arms crossed. He is standing in front of a stock market chart with an upward trending arrow. A text balloon says "Bans". There is also the text "Silly Inc" and numbers that are stock-market-related.

Wade

COCaine

A cartoon figure with red and white face, big eyes, and a pointy hat appears to be dancing. Next to it, another cartoon figure with a smaller body and a jester hat looks dizzy or dazed. The text says: "POMNI I HAVE SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COKE AND I'M STARTING TO FEEL THE AFFECTS! HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA"

Wade

It’s finally happening…

A picture of a Chuck E. Cheese sign with a news headline saying, "5 children have gone missing inside a Chuck E. Cheese. Parents report smells coming..."

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