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Fantasy

The image has the text "Is this the real life, or just a..." above a letter C created from Fanta cans.

GG Miller

Everybody does this

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Defenity peeing with an erection

A poll comparing the difficulty of peeing with an erection versus giving birth. 92% of the votes went to peeing with an erection. Below this, a picture of Palpatine saying "I love democracy."

✨Jassy✨

It was my math teachers birthday a few days ago and i sent him this meme

A cake in the shape of a calculator with the text "Perfect cake for" above it. The cake also has several math equations that equal 43, along with the text "Congratulations on 43 years of service". At the bottom, it says "Your maths teacher's Birthday" with a winking face and laughing emojis.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Man legally changes name to
"Big Dick" so that "these niggas
will keep my name out they
mouth"
@ju
C
He taken a selfie with a security cam?
The energy surrounding this man is mythically powerful. Truly he
is one we must fear.

Chriss

Does this make you restless?

Wade

Anonymous

This is so true

The image shows a Family Guy cast in two panels, representing 1999 and 2009. In 1999, the characters are labeled as 'Hardworking Housewife', 'Mysoginist Retard', 'Teenage Boy', 'Teenage Girl', 'Voice of Reason' and 'Evil Mastermind'. In 2009, the same characters are labeled as 'Space Occupier', 'Retard', 'Retard', 'Punching Bag', 'Liberal Douche', and 'Gay'.

Anonymous

Sniffs kids

The image shows a toy action figure box with the text SLEEPY JOE ACTION FIGURE written on it. Inside the box, there is a depiction of Joe Biden with his head slumped forward. Below it, the text reads BATTERIES *NOT* INCLUDED and a warning that the item contains socialism. Below that in a separate text box, is the text JUST ADD AAA BATTERIES AND HE SHITS HIS PANTS. In the upper right corner it reads NEW FOR CHRISTMAS: THE SLEEP JOE INACTION FIGURE. There is a red and white target circle with a blue dart to the right of the figure box.

Anonymous

hate this

The image shows text that reads "Sorry about the mess in my house" above a picture of a tidy living room, followed by "Their house:".

Hollow Knight Beater

do not not click this -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

A scary looking animatronic figure, possibly Foxy from Five Nights at Freddy's, with a red and tattered suit and a skeletal face, set against a black background.

🌙✨⭐️That Hijabi Girl⭐️✨🌙

Why is this true?

Spongebob is looking into an open fridge with a sly smile. The text above him reads, "Me opening the fridge to see which quarantine snack I want to eat next." There is a Kelp Milk carton and other food items in the fridge.

Kai :)

this guy randomly messaged me, but i legit have no idea who tf he is lmao

King bob

The meme shows Woody from "Toy Story" with a creepy smile, engulfed in flames. Above him are the words: "ONLY THE DEAD CAN KNOW" and below him: "PEACE FROM THIS EVIL".

Cocel 😮💨

An anime character is looking at a small stick and wondering if this stick is their destined wizard wand. The text says: "7 year old geeks. Is this my destined wizard wand? Weird random stick."

Daddy Cock

SHrek

The image shows a grid of multiple Shrek face close-ups with a checkmark. On the right, a large Shrek image is shown. The text reads "Can I see your phone?" Me: "just a sec" and "ur beauty is ogrewhelming me" and "shrext-posts: Send this to your crush with no context."

Anonymous

Salute to this awesome setup

Mo

I wish all stop signs were written this way

A red stop sign with the text "STAAAAAAAHHHHHHP" on it, followed by a smaller white sign underneath that says "UGH".

Chri5

Why did I find this?!

Two characters from a video game. One, labeled "HER," is on the left, kneeling and facing away from the viewer with blonde hair. The second character, labeled "Me," is on the right, also with blonde hair, facing slightly away from the viewer.

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel image with three yellow smiley faces and a screenshot of a Wikipedia article. The first smiley face is smiling with two thumbs up and says 'hey so um'. The second smiley face is smiling and says 'there's this girl'. The third smiley face is turned upside down and says 'and um'. The fourth panel is a screenshot from Wikipedia about 'The Game (mind game)'. The text reads: "The Game is a mental game where the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which must be announced each time it occurs. It is impossible to win most versions."

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