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Heroin Monkey

A painting depicts a large turtle standing on a beach with a shotgun. In the foreground, numerous baby turtles are making their way to the ocean. In the background, two pelicans are standing on a rock formation.

LtPancakes98

I just started this site (explain bear, make me welcome plz)

A person's hand holding penne pasta over a black box, while in the background a person with a chef's hat and mustache holds a gun to their head. Text overlay reads 'pov a italians when spaghetti broken' and 'Pasta la vista'.

Heroin Monkey

A hand holds a black box of Kleenex tissues with gold and white accents. It reads: "Kleenex FOR MEN. Now with spermicide." An illustration shows a pair of socks with the tagline "Ditch your special sock."

Adolf kitler

A screenshot of a message exchange. The first message says "Good morning beautiful". The second message includes an image of an unkempt cat with text below saying "I woke up like this". The third message says "Sorry, I have a girlfriend."

Why should you care

God is you... If you have a dog

A golden retriever puppy is sitting and looking up at the camera. The puppy has a cute expression. The puppy's feet are not in view. Two gray slippers are visible at the bottom of the image. The text says, "I taught Luna to sit. She was SO thrilled with the praise she got, that now, every time I turn around this is what I see. My heart!!!"

✨Jassy✨

Like wtf

A cartoon of Princess Sofia wearing a long purple dress with a text overlay saying "This bitch got a wardrobe bigger than my house and she wears the same ass dress everyday" with a skull emoji at the end.

Heroin Monkey

The meme shows a castle with a skull-shaped entrance, set against a dark and cloudy sky. The text overlay reads, "YOU CAN LIVE IN THIS COOL AND BADASS CASTLE FOR 6 MONTHS RENT FREE BUT NO MORE SMOKING METH AND BEATING YOUR WIFE AND KIDS. COULD YOU DO IT??"

Labradorian

The meme shows a view from a car onto a road with some other cars, including a flatbed tow truck. Below this, the meme features an image of two Kermit the Frog characters: one in the shadows whispering 'DO IT'. The text above the road says 'When I see a car like this'.

Heroin Monkey

A survey asking how likely someone is to recommend Windows 10 to a friend or colleague with a scale from 1 to 5. The explanation provided below states that people don't usually recommend operating systems randomly in conversations. Below the survey is written: "THIS IS NOT TRUE. Have you ever seen a linux user?"

Thoughtless

experiment

The post is a text-based message with several paragraphs detailing a hypothetical scenario involving gorillas and drugs in a shopping mall.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a B-52 Stratofortress taking off. The text on the image reads: "I am not a toy. I am not a Christmas present. I am a 100 year commitment. Please think hard before you give someone a B-52 Stratofortress this Christmas."

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

A light gray cat with a furrowed brow looks at a "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" style question. The question reads: "If you choose an answer to this question at random, what is the chance that you will be correct?" The possible answers are: A: 25%, B: 0%, C: 50%, D: 25%.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

The image shows a Twitter thread. Ernie Keebler tweets about getting an email from a Nigerian prince and not being sure how sending 900 Fudge Stripes will help. Jacob replies positively, mentioning the good marketing. Ernie responds positively to Jacob and Jacob then responds to Ernie with "suck my cock ernie keebler".

T.walk1992

A slightly distorted image from a video game showing two cartoon characters with speech bubbles. One character has green hair and the second character, a purple Sonic, says, "sorry I don't speak sushi." The first speech bubble above the character with green hair contains the text: "あなたがこの叙事詩を読んでいるなら"

United Kingdom UK

The "what the flip is this" mobile!

An image of a silver, vintage car with an unusual, rounded design. The car is parked on grass and has a license plate that reads '950-4277'.

Mr. CheezFartz

If you people find this confusing, nothing is because CHEESE IS CHEESE!!!

The image shows text saying "Cheese has holes. More cheese = more holes. More holes = less cheese. More cheese = less cheese." Below the text is a picture of an alien with squinted eyes and a slight frown.

Heroin Monkey

A man in a dark suit and red tie sits and gestures. His face and hands are purple. Text above reads: "For the last time, Mr. Wonka, I did not try any experimental gum, and frankly I find this entire line of questioning insulting."

Hailey ❁

This is me.

A cartoon of Stitch is lying on a cloud pillow, drinking from a baby bottle. The text above says: "I basically have two moods, either let's do something spontaneous and awesome, or let's just lay in bed all day and forget the world exists."

Anonymous

Sleep paralysis for the first time and this is what I see except it's face and body is way more stringy and hollow.

An oil painting depicts a person in bed, looking scared, and two ghostly, pale figures looming over them. One figure is above and the other is below the bed. The upper ghostly figure has a skull-like face with a long, thin mouth and hair flowing behind it.

✨Jassy✨

this happens to me all of the time

The image shows a meme with text at the top that says, "Me: *Sits in a quiet room* My ears:". Below that, there's an image of Shrek with an open mouth and a distorted face, as if yelling. Underneath is the text "eeeeeeeeeeeeee".

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