Worst Jokes Ever

Popular

Difference jokes

Depression jokes

Twin Towers jokes

Little Johnny jokes

Offensive jokes

Michael Jackson jokes

Stephen Hawking jokes

Worst Jokes Ever

There Memes

MEME LORD

A man with a black beanie and a face mask looks into the camera while the text on top says "profusely licking and sniffing every dollar bill I acquire because there is a slight possibly it was in a strippas thong".

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Jorking my peniys

The image is a screenshot of a tweet by user @Xvstardust_. The tweet text reads: One time I was jorking mine peniys and... Well... Let's just say it got hard...

TaylorSwiftBoat

Poor biggie😔

A tweet by doomstan1 stating examples of artists dissing each other at sensitive times. First, Jay Z released Takeover while Nas' mother was ill. Second, Pusha T made fun of Drake's friend dying. Lastly, 2Pac released Hit Em Up when Biggie was fat. The conclusion of the tweet is that there are no rules in rap beefs, predicting Drake and Kendrick are gonna get NASTY.

Anonymous

A portrait of an old man in a black coat with the text "There are two kinds of people in this world. Avoid both of them."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows text at the top defining pedophiles as being attracted to kids under 13-14 and hebephiles as being attracted to teens, adding that there is a difference. Underneath is a picture of a large yellow wood chipper with the text, "But the Wood Chipper doesn't care."

DIANEE

I just hit my head. This is me now

A drawing shows a simple, outlined figure lying flat on its back, arms extended and slightly bent. The figure is a basic human form without any facial features. The image also includes the phrase "kinda found dead in Miami"

Heroin Monkey

A drawing of a rifle with a pink bow and skirt, it is blushing, with a magazine next to it. The text says "Oh master, you took my m-magazine out. What are you going to p-put in there...?"

I'm The NIGGA You Dream Of

So that's why...

A picture of Chuck Norris with the text "CHUCK NORRIS HAS BEEN TO MARS. THAT'S WHY THERE ARE NO SIGNS OF LIFE."

Wade

No parents. No mercy.

The image shows a split panel with the same cartoon character in two different moods. The top panel shows the character smiling with a thumbs up and the text "Teachers when the students are wrong but their parents are there." The bottom panel shows the same character looking angry with red glowing eyes and the text "Teachers when the students are wrong but their parents are not there."

Cupツ

OOp -_- fr

A screenshot of a text message exchange. One person asks, "What are you doing?" The other replies, "Laying in bed." The first person asks, "Just laying in bed, nothing else?;)" The other replies, "I'm drinking wine." The first person asks, "What would you do if I was in bed next to you?" The other replies, "Drink my wine." The first person says, "LOL, I mean if the wine wasn't there!" The other replies, "Go buy wine."

rapboat

A screenshot of a Reddit thread. The title reads "sounds about right. Fucking typical. This is how it goes with anyone I talk to". The thread shows a user asking to name two hip-hop artists so they can be compared. The first response is asking whether they meant "Aesop rock or Lupe fiasco". Then there's a response that claims that Lupe is better as a lyricist. Another user asks if they meant "aesop rock or asap rocky" because they are different rappers, to which the user replies he meant asap and that he never actually listened to Aesop rock.

Silly Sonka

Gonna get a lil weird, gonna get a lil wild

A cartoon character with blonde hair and a pink headband has a panda face superimposed over her face with the text: I AIN'T FROM ROUND THERE. I'M FROM THE BOREDPANDA.

Pankake

A picture shows a fluffy baby bird standing on a concrete surface. Above the bird, it says: "I WOKE UP EARLY." Below, the text states: "THERE WAS NO WORM."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows Donald Trump holding a phone to his ear saying "Knock Knock". The top right panel shows a person with glasses looking confused, and asking "Who's there?". The bottom left panel is a close up of a pig's face with black eyes. The bottom right panel shows a dark, red distorted face. There is also text in the center that says, "Change the p in part to an F" and "RELAX liberal. It's called DARK HUMOR."

1
…
4
5
6
7
8

Next