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Face mcshooty

why the fuck is steam there ????

The image displays a list of company logos under the heading "THESE COMPANIES TEST ON ANIMALS", accompanied by the upper part of a dog's head. The listed companies include 3M, 409, Aquafresh, ACUVUE, Aveeno, Almay, Air Wick, AXE, Avon, BOSS, Purina, Bic, Coppertone, Band-Aid, Colgate, Maybelline, Doury, Dove, Gillette, ChapStick, Covergirl, Glad, Kleenex, Crest, Diesel, L'Oreal, Listerine, Olay, Pantene, P&G, and Ivory.

Unimportant Intelligence

Good being

The image shows a list titled "10 Fun Facts." The facts include instructions that lead the reader to check their own behavior, such as breathing with their tongue out, checking if they skipped number 5, and realizing they have been tricked. The text at the bottom says, "Share this with friends and leave a like."

Unimportant Intelligence

A meme showing an antelope in a field with text that reads "DID YOU KNOW THERE IS A SPECIES OF ANTELOPE CAPABLE OF JUMPING HIGHER THAN THE AVERAGE HOUSE? THIS IS DUE TO ITS POWERFUL HIND LEGS AND THE FACT THAT THE AVERAGE HOUSE CANNOT JUMP."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot from 4chan's /fit/ poetry corner features a Wojak next to a limerick about a surgeon named Keith who circumcises men with his teeth to get to the cheese underneath.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Google search result titled "Daily Spending For 70 Years." It calculates that spending $332 billion in 70 years requires spending approximately $12,994,129.16 per day. The search bar contains the query "vibrating buttplug for men."

Face mcshooty

A cartoon image depicts a woman with a sly smile, paired with the text "Bro's mom asking me if I'm staying the night knowing bro's not gonna be there."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

The image shows a Ring doorbell notification that says, "There is motion at your Front Door." Below the notification is a grayscale image of a cat holding a fan of dollar bills.

MATTIX

A black and white photograph of a vintage car with the text "There really was a time when men drove in peace."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a split-screen. On the left, a man is being arrested by two police officers. On the right, there is a collapsed parking garage with cars scattered among the debris. The text overlay at the top reads, 'New York man arrested in connection of parking garage collapse after giving homeless people pickaxes and telling them there was a lost crack stash'.

Willy b

The image contains three sections. The top two show separate cows on roofs, a black cow and a brown and white cow. The bottom section depicts a cow dressed as a soldier, wearing a helmet, sunglasses, and holding a gun, in front of two other cow soldiers.

LtPancakes98

care to explain bitch? it seems thats what youre good at

The image shows a text box that contains the text "Explain Bear. Alright, listen up, you smoothbrain. You're here 'cause you don't know that Doom Eternal is a first-person shooter, not a driving game. There ain't no cars to customize, see? The image shows a search result mixin' up Doom Eternal with GTA. The car customization is a GTA thing. You got it? You just mixed up two different video games."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a conversation. The first message asks to tell a joke using every letter of the alphabet. The second message responds with an alphabet and a cheese pun.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two characters from the TV show Breaking Bad, Walter White and Jesse Pinkman, in their lab coats, presumably cooking meth. Above them is the text "how Michael Jordan's parents felt naming there child after a Fortnite shoe".

Yugi

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

Anonymous

The image is divided into two panels. The left panel shows Mark Zuckerberg with a serious expression, accompanied by text that reads "That COVID meme violates community guidelines. You are banned." The right panel shows a smiling Mark Zuckerberg with glasses, and the text says, "Yea bro I agree! There are only TWO GENDERS!"

Evil Duck Lords Of America

The image is a six-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a yellow duck stands alone, and the text reads, "There is no grim reaper." In the second panel, the same duck stands with the text, "There is only the duck of death." In the third panel, the duck is walking, and the text says, "At the end he waddles in and claims your soul." In the fourth panel, a Grim Reaper is next to text that reads, "We only made up the grim reaper so you wouldn't feel so stupid about being killed by a duck." In the fifth panel, the duck stands with the text "But it's really just going to be this cute." In the final panel, the same duck is pulling a person by their foot. The person is lying on the ground with the text, "Please don't be all angry about this. It's just the way it is."

Thoughtless

A newspaper clipping with text about a woman complaining about airplane bathroom windows and a stewardess replying that if there is a pervert clinging to the plane, they deserve to see everything.

DIANEE

I just hit my head. This is me now

A drawing shows a simple, outlined figure lying flat on its back, arms extended and slightly bent. The figure is a basic human form without any facial features. The image also includes the phrase "kinda found dead in Miami"

Pankake

A picture shows a fluffy baby bird standing on a concrete surface. Above the bird, it says: "I WOKE UP EARLY." Below, the text states: "THERE WAS NO WORM."

Why should you care

really is there

The left panel shows a man with a confused expression and text overlay that reads, "Too much garlic"? What's next? Too much love? Too much desire? The right panel features four stone head figures that are reacting to an event which is described in text above the image as 'Four of my toes watching the little toe take a coffee table leg to the face.'

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