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Thank You Memes

Adolf kitler

A cute cat is wearing a green Starbucks apron. The cat looks into the camera. The text says "thank you for your order, I'll push it off the edge of the counter when it's ready."

Amir De OG

Fucking America my ass, INDIA FOR LIFE!!!! 💩🦶🍲🪔

The image shows a split comparison between vegan food in America and vegan food in India. On the top left are two 'wojak' figures next to two burgers labeled 'vegan'. The text reads: 'Here's a vegan meal that tastes like meat using the power of chemicals and preservatives.' On the top right the figure is shocked and says, 'WOW, it tastes like just like meat, and no animals where harmed!' On the bottom left are two turban-wearing characters next to two bowls of what appears to be Indian curry. The text reads: 'Using the powers of spices and herbs, we made this meal taste great, even with out the use of meat.' On the bottom right is another turban-wearing character that says, 'Thank you for this meal'.

✨Jassy✨

A person wearing a white hat and blue glasses is in the foreground of the image, looking at the camera with a serious face. Behind them is a snowy hill with people sledding and snowboarding. The text above reads, "Nobody even said thank you."

Heroin Monkey

A selfie of a dark-skinned man wearing white goggles and a white head covering. He looks annoyed. In the background, several people are scattered around a snowy hill, some on sleds, and one man is kneeling to strap in a snowboard.

MEME LORD

A cartoon drawing shows a woman holding a pile of different pride flags. Another woman is sitting at a desk and using a laptop. The text bubbles say: "I didn't know which one was your flag so I bought you all of them" and "Thank you" with a heart emoji.

sonicjokesmemesandposts

if i had 8 good women what does that mean

A screenshot of a text explaining a calculation. The text states that, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and according to Lil Wayne, bitches are cheap. The text calculates that, therefore, one good girl is worth $8.33. It refers to this as a 'basic equation substitution method' and 'could be a SAT question'

Heroin Monkey

Anonymous
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*huggles tightly*
*wuggles*
(wuv + huggles)
02/17/18 (Sat)09:38:35 No.43275078
Good morning! :D
You are good and lovely. :3
You have the ability. ^w^
I love you. x3
*boops your cheek, nose, and tummy tum tum*
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02/17/18 (Sat)09:43:06 No.43275154
Thank you, you've inspired me to finally commit
suicide

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.

arsonisfun

Real

Sonic the Hedgehog is kneeling in a field with his hands together in prayer. Above him, the text reads, "Thank you God," and below him, the text reads, "for not making me attracted to feet."

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows two panels labeled "girls" and "boys." In the girls' panel, there are two crying women with the text "I can't believe he didn't cry at the Titanic," and "Do men even have feelings?" In the boys' panel, a "Chad" is contrasted with a screenshot from the Minecraft game, which reads, "Failed to connect to the server. The Hive Java Edition has closed down. Thank you for 8 years of amazing memories! Visit HiveMC.com for more information. We hope to see you on Minecraft: Bedrock Edition. Back to Server List."

RapBoat

A Reddit post shows someone sharing an anecdote about kids singing the song "They Not Like Us" and other inappropriate lyrics on the playground. The poster finds the situation funny and reflects on the exposure of children to adult content.

RapBoat

The image shows a screenshot of YouTube's trending videos. The top five videos are about Drake, Kendrick Lamar and general relativity. The videos titles include: 'THE BOOGEYMAN CAME OUT TO PLAY! | Kendrick Lamar - Euphoria (Drake diss) (REACTION!!!)', 'How Drake Was In The Studio Listening To The Kendrick Diss', 'KENDRICK LAMAR RESPONDS TO DRAKE & J COLE!!! "Euphoria" (REACTION)', 'Something Strange Happens When You Follow Einstein's Math', and 'KENDRICK LAMAR HAS RECLAIMED HIS THRONE FROM DRAKE | KENDRICK LAMAR - EUPHORIA (DRAKE DISS)'.

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

☕️

A Google search bar shows the query "Should I kill someone, or have a cup of tea?" The "Did you mean" suggestion is "Should I kill someone, and have a cup of tea?" Below this is the text "Ah, yes, my mistake. Thank you." and an image of a person sipping tea next to a British flag.

Heroin Monkey

A brown otter stands upright on a grassy field, holding a small stick like a cane. The text above the image says, "You have been visited by the wise traveling otter. He will tell you the secret to learning the truth about WWII without trading your sanity for it, but only if you repost this and say 'Thank you wise traveling otter.'"

Heroin Monkey

The image is a comic strip with 6 panels. The first panel shows a man standing in a kitchen. The second panel shows the man about to crack an egg in a bowl. In the third panel a chicken pops out of the egg with a cracking sound and flames next to the man's face. In the fourth panel the chicken thanks the man for freeing it and says it will grant him a wish, showing the man a little surprised. In the fifth panel the man makes the wish that he wants an omelette. In the last panel, the man looks exasperated as the chicken looks at him next to the omelette in the pan.

Toast ツ

not a meme

Text reads: "at this moment, my bday is coming up. i was planning on ending everything when my bday comes. nobody will change my mind. ive been waiting for 4 years to finally end it all. im turning 16. i just wanna say thank you everyone who stayed with me even if it was just a few weeks or a month or more for other ppl. i just wanna thank you for everything you guys did for me. i just couldn't just abandon what ive been waiting for. ive been waiting for 4 years to finally be able to do it. i waited bc i want to see if i changed my mind. but no, its still the same thing nothing changed. i want to say goodbye for everyone here bc this might be the last time ill be online on boredpanda bc i have to get ready for the day to come. Thank you everyone, i love you guys"

Wade

Butt Whole

The image is split into two sections. The top shows a close-up of a meat product label that reads: "BONELESS STUFFED BUTT WHOLE." The bottom half shows cartoon characters Beavis and Butt-Head staring with disgust.

AG3.0

A photo of IShowSpeed with the face of Messi drawn over another person's face, with the text "Messi is a goat and ronaldo sucks" on the left and "Thank you Darren" on the right, with lines connecting the text to the person.

freddyfatbear

;]

A picture of a man with long hair and round sunglasses yelling. The text says "Every mom during trick or treat" and "Did you say thank you?!"

✨Jassy✨

Two memes in one

The image is a four-panel meme. The top-left panel shows a conversation between an interviewer and the person being interviewed, where the person gets hired by just saying "hired". Below it, there's a cartoon character that reacts cheerfully. The top-right panel shows Mr. Bean with his eyes wide open, and the bottom-right panel shows Mr. Bean lying down sleeping. The text says "Me in post-lunch meetings in office" and "Me in post-lunch meetings while WFH", respectively.

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