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Disease

it all makes sense now 😮😮😮

The image has the title "Cooties" followed by a definition. "Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as 'STDs.'" It then gives two examples: "Age 8: 'Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!'" and "Age 15: 'Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!'"

Headphone

A cartoon image of Spongebob Squarepants, with a slightly annoyed expression, against a background of orange flames. The text on the image reads: "When I have to keep removing my headphones because someone keeps talking to me."

Lady

The image shows a close-up of a character's eyes looking wide, with text above reading "Lady at the mall: *Talking to her friend from work she ran into while shopping.* Me, watching her annoying kid get his foot stuck in the escalator."

Cat

very interesting keep talking

A gray and white tabby kitten is lying on a bed and has its head slightly tilted and looks to the side, with its paw under its chin as if it is listening. The image text says: "My cat listening to my rants:".

Friend

me when my friends are nwea testing and i cant talk too them

A statue of a person with their hand covering their face. The background is a solid dark blue.

Setup

Salute to this awesome setup

Silence

A person with white cloak and mask is raising their hand. The text says: "Silence, headache. 12h 7m average screentime is talking."

Cat

meme:

The meme is a multi-panel image. The first panel shows a character with dark sunglasses and the text "Can't see". The second panel features a girl holding a piece of paper with the text "I can't hear" on it and the text "Can't hear". The third panel has a girl with her finger on her lips, and the text says "Can't talk". The fourth panel shows a character with blue hair and the text says "Can't". The fifth panel features a creature with pink eyes and pointy ears and the text says "Cat". The last panel shows many pink-haired characters in a row and the text says "C-c-c-c-c-".

Boyfriend

True tho🤫🧏‍♀️

The meme shows two images. The top image depicts a woman smiling, labeled 'when I mention my boyfriend to my mom'. The bottom image shows Peter Griffin holding a gun and Meg Griffin looking distressed, labeled 'WHEN I MENTION MY BOYFRIEND TO MY DAD', with the text 'I just want to talk with him' underneath.

Dentist

Like mf how tf am I supposed to talk when my mouth is wide tf open

The image shows a scene from Spongebob Squarepants. Patrick Star is holding Spongebob's mouth open, while Spongebob looks distressed. The text on top of the image reads "Nobody: The dentist: So how's life going".

Bro

The image shows a scene from a movie, where two men are talking in a crowd and the text reads, "Me listening to bro talk about a new girl he's talking to: (It's me on a fake account)".

Parent

The image shows a person with a slightly distorted face. The text above the image says "When your parents say 'hey we need to talk' and every single thing you've done since birth crosses your mind.". The bottom left corner shows 'Jamescharles_s'.

Teacher

Always Me

A young boy with a slightly annoyed expression is shown. Above and below the boy are white text boxes saying: "Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone. Moving my seat will not help."

Privilege

A stack of crayons with labels that appear to be satirical. The labels include "Travel Ban Brown", "Lives Matter", "Auschwitz Ash", "Privilege", "Cyantology", "Spiritual but not Religious", "Statutory Grape", "Boner Pill Blue", "Insufferable Vegan Green", "Corporations Are People Too", "Baby Shit Green", "Self-Identified Blue", "Presidential", and "Your Parents' Divorce Was Your Fault, Peach".

Outside

My brother needs to see this

The image is a screen that looks like an error message with a dinosaur. The text says "No Bitches". Underneath it says "Try:" followed by a list of suggestions: "Going outside", "Talking to women", and "Taking a shower". The message concludes with "You get no bitches".

Time

talking to that one friend

A photo of a smiling blonde woman with a text overlay. The text reads "TRY TO TELL JOKES. MESSES THEM UP HORRIBLE EVERY TIME".

Baby

Well we learned our lesson don't make a baby mad...

A baby with an angry expression wears a green plaid shirt and a black bow tie. The text overlaid on the image reads, "WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS SO MAD AT MY PARENTS... I DIDN'T TALK TO THEM FOR 2 YEARS."

Sigma

(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol

A drawing of a white rabbit with sunglasses on, with text that says 'sigma sigma boy rabbit', also music notes are drawn over the rabbit's head.

Husband

A screenshot of a post that asks, "How do I stop my husband from going "goblin mode" during sex?? My husband says "goblin mode activated" when we start to have sex, growls, and acts like a caveman, and then says "goblin mode off" when we stop, and then pretends to not know what I'm talking about when I ask him about it."