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Anonymous · 4 months ago

The image is a meme split into two horizontal sections. The top section is titled "Gay People I Respect" and features a simple hand-drawn Wojak-style stick figure with black hair smiling. The bullet points next to it describe someone who acts like a normal human being, has a personality, doesn't force their sexuality, and is someone you can be friends with. The bottom section is titled "Gay People I Do Not Respect" and features a similar stick figure but with angry eyes, red, blue, and green colored hair, and a gold septum nose ring. The bullet points next to it describe someone whose sexuality is their entire identity, uses the rainbow flag everywhere, complains about straight people, and dresses like a clown.

News

Willy b · 5 months ago

Tail

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

A screenshot of a Reddit post from the subreddit r/playboicarti. The post is titled "I think everyone wishes humans had tails". The body of the post describes a hypothetical scenario at Walmart where a mom compliments someone's hair. The author suggests that if humans had tails, they would wag involuntarily, revealing excitement and causing embarrassment when the 'mom' notices.

Car

D34DL7 N!GHTSH4D3S · 8 months ago

..do i even need to explain ts..

A screenshot from a game, likely Roblox, showing a car with a full rainbow gradient paint job. A character with a smug face is driving. A speech bubble above the car says "why wont my car go straight".

Online persona

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Chat

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Gay porn

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A yellow emoji face with wide, slightly anxious eyes, a wide open mouth, and eyebrows raised in mild confusion. Next to the face, a yellow hand is shown making a gesture where the index and middle fingers are crossed, with curved lines indicating motion. Text below the image reads 'watching gay porn in public but doing this the entire time so people know I'm straight.'. There is a Shutterstock watermark.

Asteroid

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A news headline reads, "An asteroid the size of a small town is headed straight towards India." An illustration shows an asteroid headed toward India from space.

Shrimp

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A close-up photo of a cooked shrimp. The text overlay says: "Repost if you like shrimp. Or want to rail a cat for 12 hours straight."

Round

MEME LORD · 1 year ago

A man with a sweaty face looking exhausted. The text on the image is: "When u RAW DOGGIN her for 3 hours straight with back to back rounds & she stops *sighs* & says 'Do u think they'll ever find a cure for AIDS?'"

Court

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a comment on a dark background. The comment text reads: "be straight lying I tried seducing my teacher and I got court next week". Below the comment, a thumbs-up icon indicates 354 likes.

Age

R3Y · 2 years ago

A video still shows a young man and a young woman, with the text "In 2024 Now We're..." above them and the numbers 22 and 15 below. The right part shows the YouTube comment section with a comment saying "She was better at 12", followed by comments referencing Drake.

Line

Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

The image shows three lines, each labeled with a different description. The first line is a straight line. The second line is a dash line. The third line has the label "iconic line:" above a scene from "Grey's Anatomy" where a woman says, "I go a little dark and twisty... but then I come back."

Priority

Apollo · 2 years ago

Priorities are straight

A screenshot of a Google search bar with the text "Glad to see we have our priorities in order" above it. The search query starts with "justice for w", and the dropdown shows "justice for waluigi" above "justice for women".

Rapper

TaylorSwiftBoat · 2 years ago

A tweet saying "Chance the rapper dropped 'The Big Day' And America responded by having 3 straight mass shootings."

Compliment

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

This is so bad

A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet is from Caitlyn Jenner, it reads "It's so hard to find a straight man that is confident enough to compliment me on my looks.". The second tweet is a reply from Donald J. Trump, and it reads "Nice balls."

Florida Man

CrackedRuby_alt · 2 years ago

Oop

A tweet from CBS News stating that a Florida man was arrested for kidnapping 27 people and forcing them to play Yahtzee for 36 hours straight. The tweet includes the man's mugshot.

Priority

Wade · 3 years ago

Bro got his priorities straight

A comic book style image shows two male characters. The left character has grey hair and is shooting with a large gun at an explosion. In the background, metallic robots are moving forward. The right character is Deadpool, who is sitting down and playing a handheld game. There is a speech bubble coming from the left character that says, "REALLY?! You're playing that now?"

Harry Potter

Centrebro · 3 years ago

HARRY POTTER MEMES

The image contains a collage of different scenes and text from the Harry Potter movies. In one image, Umbridge says 'ADMIT IT. YOU WANTED HER DEAD MORE THAN VOLDEMORT!' Another image contains Dumbledore saying 'I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS, BUT NO SPELL CAN REAWAKEN THE DEAD, HARRY. I TRUST YOU KNOW THAT. EXCEPT FOR THE TIME TURNER. WE'LL USE THAT TO SAVE BUCKBEAK.' Another image says 'Neville's parents... They suffered something worse than death. What?' Another image shows Voldemort with the text 'VOLDEMORT IS AFTER SOMETHING. SOMETHING HE DIDN'T HAVE LAST TIME. A NOSE?' Another image shows Harry and Ron with Hermione, and the text 'I HAVE MY ARMY' 'WE HAVE NOSES'. Another image shows a random woman saying 'ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RUN STRAIGHT INTO THAT BRICK WALL OVER THERE AND YOU'LL END UP ON PLATFORM 9 AND 3/4. RANDOM WOMAN YOU'VE JUST MET TELLS YOU TO RUN INTO A BRICK WALL IN ORDER TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE.' and 'SOUNDS LEGIT'. Another image asks 'Why is the Ravenclaw symbol an eagle? What other animal would you want it to be?'. and 'maybe, a Raven?'. The last image has the text 'HOW TO BUILD A PREST'

Pokemon

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii · 3 years ago

A Pokémon card featuring an 8-ball. The card's title is "8-Ball" with the type "Billiard 8-ball Pokémon". It lists the attacks "Roll Out" and "Stick Wack", describing the effect and damage. The card also shows weakness, resistance, and retreat cost. The card is a parody of a standard Pokemon card design.

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