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Heroin Monkey

A text message conversation shows the question "What's wrong?" with the answer "Whenever Sonic beats Eggman in the final level, Eggman always outruns him and gets to his giant robot before Sonic catches him, beating Sonic's average running speed of 767.269 miles per hour which is the speed of sound. This means that Dr Eggman is actually the fastest thing alive." followed by the reply "nothing". The message is shown on a white background with a phone keyboard shown at the bottom.

Heroin Monkey

A monkey's face is looking directly at the camera. The text on the image says, "My lawyer watching me talk my way from a speeding ticket to the death penalty."

blach66

A three-panel image shows a speed dating scenario. In the first panel, a man asks a woman: "Do you like pineapple on pizza?" The second panel shows the woman saying: "It's OK." In the third panel, the man says: "I don't think we should see each other any more."

randomone

When a friend is insane

The image shows the cartoon character Lightning McQueen from the movie Cars, racing on a track. Above the car are the words, "Paul Walker's driver's last words." Below the car are the words "I am speed."

AG3.0

A photo of IShowSpeed with the face of Messi drawn over another person's face, with the text "Messi is a goat and ronaldo sucks" on the left and "Thank you Darren" on the right, with lines connecting the text to the person.

Heroin Monkey

A digitally altered image of the cartoon cat Garfield with blue fur and spikes like the video game character Sonic the Hedgehog. The image has text that reads "I am speed, Jon."

Adolf kitler

Four cartoon cats are depicted with descriptions of their character. The first cat is a black cat labelled "problem clan" and described as wanting to be cool, being sneaky, and always ending up with villains. The second cat is a beige cat labeled "I am speed" and described as being small, saying "get off my land," and thinking it is better than you. The third cat is a light blue cat labeled "swimmy" and described as starting a fight over some rocks, eating fish and forgetting who some people are. The last cat is an orange cat labeled "protagonist" and described as doing no wrong, being involved in everything, and related to everyone.

Heroin Monkey

@smilingnodding
lyft driver is going double the speed
limit has a check engine light on and is
blasting slipknot. I immediatly took the wheel,
crashed the car and burned it down along with the Slipknot CD
#deathtoallposers
3:19 AM 2022-03-21 Twitter for iPhone
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Random post #1

The image shows a grid with eight cartoon characters labeled with roles in a zombie apocalypse team. The roles include team leader, brawler, weapons expert, brains, medic, speed fighter, mascot, and the guy who dies first. Each role has a corresponding character. The characters are: Ruby (team leader), nobody (brawler), Lollipop (weapons expert), Teardrop (brains), Leafy (medic), Balloon (speed fighter), Gelatin (mascot), and Bubble (guy who dies first).

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a picture of Luce Irigaray at the top. Below, there is an excerpt from an article discussing her views on physics and sex. At the bottom there is a picture of Fry from Futurama with the caption: "I HAVE TRANSCENDED ABOVE AND BEYOND THE EMOTION OF ANGER".

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Random post #3

A grid of eight cartoon characters, each with a title. The top row, from left to right, shows a black hole labeled "Team Leader," a blue fan labeled "brawler," a space labeled "nobody" for "weapons expert", and a green broccoli labeled "brains." The second row shows a black remote labeled "medic," a yellow lightning bolt labeled "speed fighter", a purple marker labeled "mascot," and a pie labeled "Guy who dies first." Text at the top says "DEATH PACT again" and "ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE TEAM".

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