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Cigarette

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a poster with the text "Cigarettes are like squirrels. They are perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. NO SMOKING". There is a picture of a squirrel on the right side of the poster.

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Fag

Anonymous · 1 month ago

A two-panel image. The top panel shows a bearded man lighting a cigarette. The text "2 WAYS TO SMOKE A FAG" is overlaid above him. The bottom panel features Sam Smith in a revealing, bedazzled corset and silver pants from their 'I'm Not Here To Make Friends' music video, with a hand holding a gun pointed directly at them.

Million

RealBoat · 1 year ago

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Weed

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A weed bag with Spongebob smoking is lying on the ground with the text "Do NOT want to run into whoever been smoking this." on the bottom of the image.

Cigarette

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A diptych of two images. On the left, a hand holds a clear, yellowish popsicle with several cigarettes frozen inside it, filters facing downwards. The background is blurry green foliage. On the right, the same hand holds the same popsicle, but a bite has been taken out of the top, revealing the wet, brown tobacco inside. Above the images, text reads, "Nothing beats cigarette popsicles on a hot summer day".

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Puff

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘 · 3 years ago

VAPING IS ALSO BAD

The image is an infographic about the dangers of smoking. It lists many of the negative health effects of smoking. It states that within 10 seconds of a puff, toxic chemicals reach organs. Smoking harms most of the body, increases disease risk, and affects look, feel, finances and people close to you. Nicotine in tobacco is highly addictive and it releases dopamine. Nicotine dependence happens when the brain craves dopamine. Smoking is a major cause of cardiovascular disease, heart attack, and stroke. It increases the risk of blood clots. Some smokers have limbs amputated due to blood circulation problems. A graph lists the annual deaths caused by cigarette smoking in the United States between 2005-2009. It shows over 479,989 deaths. The causes include: lung cancer, ischemic heart disease, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, other diagnoses, stroke, and other cancers. The stages of lung cancer are shown.

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Pit

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A picture of a green pit in a yard. The text states that the person dumped a bunch of stuff in the pit.

Foot

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A foot holding a blunt, with text above saying "Gonna get fucked up tn."

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Cigarette

ιdᥲtᥱ ˖°𓇼🌊⋆🐚🫧 · 1 year ago

Say no to smoking !!

A digital drawing of a person with black hair, red eyes, and a cigarette in their mouth. There are two additional images. One in the top left corner of a green worm smoking a cigarette and in the bottom right corner of a similar worm looking creature also smoking a cigarette. The text "Say no to smoking!!" is also present in the image.

Collaboration

RapBoat · 2 years ago

W collab???

The image shows a fake album cover featuring the text "All The Smoke Drake feat. Handy Manny" with Handy Manny on the left and Drake on the right. Both face the center and seem to be faded in. The background is blurry.

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Motorcycle

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A cartoon character with a red face, wearing sunglasses, and smiling is displayed in the center. The text below the cartoon reads: "so long suckers! I rev up my motorcycle and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement"

Baby

Ashton Parkes · 3 years ago

baby gets high on weed

A black and white photo of a baby sitting in a baby carriage, holding a pipe in its mouth.

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Duck

Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

A white duck with a cigarette in its beak with the text "I DON'T GIVE A DUCK" below it.

Muslim

Shitpost master-general · 7 months ago

A man with dreadlocks, wearing a black hoodie and a silver chain, looks directly at the viewer with a serious, unimpressed expression. Overlaid on the image is text that reads: "How Muslim 🥷's who drink, smoke, has tattoos look at you when u offer them a BACON egg and cheese sandwich."

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Smoke detector

Shitpost master-general · 7 months ago

An old colored photograph shows a man resembling Albert Einstein standing in front of a blackboard, gesturing towards a drawing of a 9-volt battery and a smoke detector with the word "Chirp!!" next to it. A group of young Black men, dressed in suits and ties, are seated in rows, attentively watching him. The top text reads: "So as you can see, the smoke detector has a 9 volt battery which goes here..."

OJ Simpson

RapBoat · 2 years ago

The text shows a conversation in which Pop Smoke and Juice WRLD are playing football in heaven. Juice overthrows the ball and hits a man. OJ Simpson then asks if there is room for one more.

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Jazz

Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

A screenshot of a Reddit comment thread. The first user, Deathcu..., writes a chaotic, rambling paragraph about Charlie Parker only playing scales, interspersed with repetitive exclamations about loving cigarettes, heroin, and tobacco. The second user, BionicTorqueWrench, replies with a simple correction: "Bro, Parker played arpeggios."

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Chair

Anonymous · 6 years ago

What do you call a chair that smokes weed?

A high chair.

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