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Shitpost master-general
11 days ago
A screenshot of a Reddit comment thread. The first user, Deathcu..., writes a chaotic, rambling paragraph about Charlie Parker only playing scales, interspersed with repetitive exclamations about loving cigarettes, heroin, and tobacco. The second user, BionicTorqueWrench, replies with a simple correction: "Bro, Parker played arpeggios."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago
    A first-person perspective of a person holding a sandwich made of white bread, ketchup, and cigarette butts. The photo is taken over a toilet, where one of the person's feet, wearing a sock and a slide, is submerged in the toilet bowl. A caption at the bottom reads: 'y'all already know wtf going on'. A watermark for @NEXUSHH is visible on the person's footwear.
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  • Shitpost master-general
    2 months ago
    A man with dreadlocks, wearing a black hoodie and a silver chain, looks directly at the viewer with a serious, unimpressed expression. Overlaid on the image is text that reads: "How Muslim 🥷's who drink, smoke, has tattoos look at you when u offer them a BACON egg and cheese sandwich."
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  • Shitpost master-general
    2 months ago
    An old colored photograph shows a man resembling Albert Einstein standing in front of a blackboard, gesturing towards a drawing of a 9-volt battery and a smoke detector with the word "Chirp!!" next to it. A group of young Black men, dressed in suits and ties, are seated in rows, attentively watching him. The top text reads: "So as you can see, the smoke detector has a 9 volt battery which goes here..."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago
    A meme featuring a top panel with white text on a black background and a bottom panel showing a fantasy-like figure with wings in a dramatic pose. The text reads: 'Man, I wish there was a way to smell like shit, feel like shit, cover my entire house in tar, waste thousands of dollars, hurt everyone around me, and slowly kill myself. Cigarettes:' The bottom image depicts a character with wings, possibly an angel or a fantasy hero, illuminated from above.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    3 months ago
    The image displays a text-based meme above a reaction image of basketball player LeBron James. The top half of the image features two columns of words. The left column lists words with the 'end' suffix highlighted in red: 'fri end', 'girlfri end', 'boyfri end'. The right column lists words with the 'king' suffix highlighted in yellow: 'smo king', 'drin king', 'twea king'. Below the text, LeBron James is shown in a Miami Heat jersey, looking directly ahead with a somber or pensive expression.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    6 months ago
    A diptych of two images. On the left, a hand holds a clear, yellowish popsicle with several cigarettes frozen inside it, filters facing downwards. The background is blurry green foliage. On the right, the same hand holds the same popsicle, but a bite has been taken out of the top, revealing the wet, brown tobacco inside. Above the images, text reads, "Nothing beats cigarette popsicles on a hot summer day".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    8 months ago
    A collage of four images showing a cigarette being deep-fried. The top left image shows a hand holding a cigarette. The top right image shows a cigarette being deep-fried in oil. The bottom left image shows the deep-fried cigarette. The bottom right image shows the deep-fried cigarette broken in half.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    8 months ago
    The image shows the Twin Towers on September 11, 2001, with smoke billowing from them. The text reads: "White smoke!!! New pope is american."
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  • Face mcshooty
    9 months ago

    FUCKING GENIUS

    A split-screen shows a California identification card with a photo next to another, seemingly more intoxicated photo of the same person. The image text reads: "Smoked before my ID picture so when I get pulled over high I look normal."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    9 months ago
    A screenshot of an app tracking abstinence from smoking/vaping and pooping. The smoking/vaping abstinence time is 365 days, while the pooping abstinence time is 12 days.
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  • Anonymous
    10 months ago

    Shitpost-master general

    A weed bag with Spongebob smoking is lying on the ground with the text "Do NOT want to run into whoever been smoking this." on the bottom of the image.
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  • Peter griffin on meth
    11 months ago

    Do it

    The image shows a white car with its rear end facing the viewer and smoke coming from the tires. The text overlay reads "SMOKE TIRES" at the top and "NOT DRUGS" at the bottom.
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  • Evil Duck Lords Of America
    1 year ago
    A white duck with a cigarette in its beak with the text "I DON'T GIVE A DUCK" below it.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows three frames. The first shows a hand holding a glass ball with red smoke inside and the text "It's a remembrall. The smoke turns red when you've forgotten something." The second frame depicts a young man in a school uniform holding a red ball and saying, "The only problem is I can't remember—". The third frame shows the same young man close-up and large text that says "WHERE GONDOR WAS WHEN THE WESTFOLD FELL."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A picture of a green pit in a yard. The text states that the person dumped a bunch of stuff in the pit.
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  • United Kingdom UK
    1 year ago
    A person with a very prominent nose is featured in a video. A comment below says, "Bro could smoke a cigar in the rain."
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  • RealBoat
    1 year ago

    L

    A screen capture from a music streaming service showing the profile of the artist Pop Smoke. It displays the number of monthly listeners (19,985,831) and the text "Pop's monthly listeners drop below 20 million, the first time since July 2020."
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  • ιdᥲtᥱ ˖°𓇼🌊⋆🐚🫧
    1 year ago

    Say no to smoking !!

    A digital drawing of a person with black hair, red eyes, and a cigarette in their mouth. There are two additional images. One in the top left corner of a green worm smoking a cigarette and in the bottom right corner of a similar worm looking creature also smoking a cigarette. The text "Say no to smoking!!" is also present in the image.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A cartoon character with a red face, wearing sunglasses, and smiling is displayed in the center. The text below the cartoon reads: "so long suckers! I rev up my motorcycle and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement"
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