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Battery

*Sniffs kids*

The image shows a toy action figure box with the text SLEEPY JOE ACTION FIGURE written on it. Inside the box, there is a depiction of Joe Biden with his head slumped forward. Below it, the text reads BATTERIES *NOT* INCLUDED and a warning that the item contains socialism. Below that in a separate text box, is the text JUST ADD AAA BATTERIES AND HE SHITS HIS PANTS. In the upper right corner it reads NEW FOR CHRISTMAS: THE SLEEP JOE INACTION FIGURE. There is a red and white target circle with a blue dart to the right of the figure box.

Face

Sleep paralysis for the first time and this is what I see except it's face and body is way more stringy and hollow.

An oil painting depicts a person in bed, looking scared, and two ghostly, pale figures looming over them. One figure is above and the other is below the bed. The upper ghostly figure has a skull-like face with a long, thin mouth and hair flowing behind it.

College

The image shows a series of posts. The first post asks, "Remember in college you were making out with Betty from your CompSci class and she put a finger up your butt. So you started questioning your sexual preference?" with a reply, "IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!". The second post starts with, "Remember when you were jacking off with no clothes on for the first time just to try it out? Remember when your Mom walked by and saw everything, even though you were sure that you had closed the door?" followed by the reply, "It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!". The third post reads, "Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite cartoon bed spread as a teen?!" with the reply "IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN YOUR SLEEP!!"

Career

real

Homer Simpson sleeping in bed with a cat curled up near his head. The text says "Me sacrificing my career for eight extra minutes of sleep."

Wake

when i wake Krista up

The image shows a close-up of Gollum's face with his mouth slightly open and wide eyes. The text above his head reads, "YOU WHEN YOU WAKE UP."

Health

A person in black pants, a white shirt and a cap is seen in a contorted pose on a golf course, holding a golf club. The text above the image reads: "Me: My back hurts, I wonder why. My sleeping position:".

Binge watching

A close up of a white dog's face looking up with tired, slightly crossed eyes and a silly grin. The text overlay reads "WHEN YOU'RE BINGE WATCHING A SHOW AT 2 A.M. AND YOU'RE LIKE... OK... JUST ONE MORE EPISODE".

Cat

A still image of Bernie Sanders, an older man with white hair and glasses, wearing a brown winter coat, standing outdoors in a snowy or cold environment. He looks directly at the camera with a serious expression. Above the image, text reads 'Me: My cat at 4am:'. Below him, superimposed text on a dark bar reads 'I am once again asking for your constant attention and salmon.'

Baby

Like if you can relate

The image shows a person in a white tank top and blue pants with a green beanie, posed in a dancing stance with the text "No one: Babies at 4:00 AM:" above them.

Cat

I'm tired

A close-up of a white cat with squinted eyes and its tongue slightly sticking out. The background is black.

House

Waking up wit a tank top

The image shows two juxtaposed panels. On the left, there is a framed sign that reads: "for only $10.99 you can let every visitor to your house know you are struggling." Below that, the phrase "I AM ENOUGH" is repeated five times. On the right, a man wearing a tank top is shown, with the text "waking up after sleeping with a tank top on" written over him.

Chair

A person's face is shown, they appear to have just woken up and are looking straight at the camera, the text says "me getting up in the middle of the night to stare at my chair with clothes on it because it looks like a person".

Morning

A cartoon girl with messy hair looks groggy. Text above her says: "When ya momma wake u up in the morning and u fall back asleep and you hear her coming."

Nap

A photo of a young child with messy hair and a dazed expression. The text on the image says, "When you wake up from a nap and don't know what planet you're on." Below that text, it says "IG: @davie_dave".

Toddler

Two cartoon dogs are lying in bed. The dog on the left looks tired. The dog on the right is in a restless pose. Text above them reads "Sleeping with your toddler is like sharing your bed with a drunk octopus looking for its car keys." The source @blueydudes is printed at the bottom of the image.

Father

A meme featuring a close-up image of a monkey with its eyes closed, appearing to be asleep or pretending to sleep. A lollipop or similar object is near its mouth, and it is behind a wire fence. The text above the image reads, "my father rubbing his dick on my face thinking that I'm asleep". Below the image, the text reads, "[I'm pretending]".

Bed

Lol

A man looks confused, with the text 'When it's 10pm and your friend says "so where are we going after this?"' above and 'to bed???' below him.

Girlfriend

An illustration in the style of Dark Souls or Elden Ring depicts a colossal, armored figure, labeled "My gf with a strap-on," towering over a much smaller, armored figure, labeled "Me wanting to sleep." The smaller figure is looking up at the giant, seemingly preparing for an unequal battle. The background is a desolate, stormy landscape with a yellowish sky.

Pajama

POV ME

The image shows a distorted face of a person looking directly into the camera. Above the person, text reads "Bro it's Pajama Day" and below the face, text reads "The kid who sleeps naked:".

Brain

A six-panel grayscale comic depicts a person in bed trying to sleep. In the first panel, the person looks sad, while a thought bubble above their head shows a brain saying "titties". In the second panel, the person still looks sad with a thought bubble saying, "I want to sleep". The following three panels show the person trying to sleep, then getting angry, and finally horrified.

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