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big [fire] balls

The image shows a scene from the animated show Phineas and Ferb. At the top, Phineas on the left is labeled "WANTING TO SLEEP", while Ferb on the right is labeled "NOT WANTING TO SLEEP". Below them, in a cage, is Perry the Platypus, labeled "ME", with wide, worried eyes. The text reads: "Ferb! This one's looking at both of us at the same time." Below Perry, it reads [Chattering]

Heroin Monkey

Two tweets from user @xMangojuice. The first one says: "2star yelp review @xMangojuice. went camping with my uncircumcised friend and he didn't even bring a sleeping bag? lol he's gonna be freezing tn". The second one says: "2star yelp review @xMangojuice. oh my god wait what is he doing".

Adolf kitler

A cat with wide eyes is looking at the camera. Above the cat is written: "NO NEED TO SHOWER." Below the cat: "I BATHED YOU IN YOUR SLEEP."

Adolf kitler

A cat wrapped in a blanket looking grumpy with the text 'MORNING! WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST?'

Adolf kitler

A close up of a cat's face with big eyes. The text reads "Human... are you awake?"

Why should you care

"Sinister Laugh"

A baby with his fingers near his mouth, looking directly at the viewer. The text in the image says: "How do I put this? You will never "sleep in" again."

Alastor Wade.

Me when I’m trying to fall asleep:

A cartoon image of a character with red hair, sharp teeth, and a red suit holding a glass of champagne. Speech bubbles say: "If you think about it... Thinking about thinking is the hardest sort of thinking there is."

kiribaku

when your tired as fuck but your cant sleep

A grumpy looking cat with brown and white fur is lying in a red bed. The cat is looking directly at the viewer.

AnimeGuy

When someone wakes me up at 3:00 AM

The image shows a close-up of an anime character with green hair and an angry expression. They are wearing a blue hoodie and have freckles on their cheeks. The background is blurred, with a hint of green foliage and a pathway.

✨Jassy✨

Me vs. My mom

The image is split into two panels. The left panel shows Spongebob with a scared expression. The text above reads "Me when other people are sleeping". The right panel shows a green fish character with a joyful expression. The text above reads "Other people when I'm sleeping". The website boredpanda.com is visible at the bottom right corner.

Anonymous

they are sleeping together an that is sooo cute and adorable

Two orange kittens are cuddling and sleeping in a blue blanket. The text “shutterstock.com - 1470598907” is visible at the bottom of the image.

Anonymous

look how cute this cat is like if you think he is cute

A small orange kitten is sleeping on a light colored surface. A tiny yellow chick is cuddling up against the cat's face.

Anonymous

they are sleeping together thats adorable i love kittens soooooooooooo much

Two orange kittens are sleeping together, nestled in a blue knit blanket. Text on the bottom of the image reads 'shutterstock.com - 1470598907'.

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256

me simpin thinking Sarvente is me in my dreams

The image shows two panels of an anime-style drawing. The first panel shows two characters hugging in bed, one with light gray hair and the other with pink hair and horns. A thought bubble above the pink-haired character shows an oreo cookie. The second panel shows the same two characters hugging, but the pink-haired character now has blushing cheeks and closed eyes, while the other character has tears in their eye. The pink character is now imagining a popsicle.

Oogway

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your friend offered you to have a nice
sleep over so you guys could play lan Fortnite and
his mom you are the absolute
you decide to
worst friend anyone could ask for i hope you and
mom rot in hell, you disgust me.
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Heroin Monkey

A photo of a man with a slightly confused expression and a meme text above him that says: "When you accidentally eat the sleep and but the baby to pizza."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

The image shows a white duck. The text above says '11PM: Just one more youtube video then I'll go to sleep' and below '3AM:' and a screenshot of a youtube video that is titled '2.8 Seconds of a perfect duck'

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a green frog asks a woman with glasses, "Mom, can you give me money to buy Benadryl?" The woman asks in the second panel, "To help you with your sleep?" The third panel shows a close-up of the frog saying, "Yeeees." The fourth panel shows the frog next to a Benadryl package and the text, "Actually takes 700mg like a boss." The bottom panel shows the frog with dark text that says, "deliriant psychosis time". A dark silhouetted figure is on the right.

Daddy dick

POV: me when i wake up

A man with pigtails, unnaturally wide eyes and a large grin showing his teeth. The text says: "POV: me when i wake up."

AnimeGuy

Deku

A picture of a surprised-looking anime character in bed, with the text: "When ur about to go to sleep but you remember you had homework."

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