100+ Best Sleep Memes - Page 7 - Worst Jokes Ever

Nightmare

The image shows a seal with a rainbow in the background and the text "I hope you have a nightmare and shit the bed."

Animal

Shitpost-master general

A cat sleeps in a bed with the text "the grind NEVER starts. I am sleeping."

Frustration

when your tired as fuck but your cant sleep

A grumpy looking cat with brown and white fur is lying in a red bed. The cat is looking directly at the viewer.

Friend

A screenshot of an online comment from a user named 'ihateruss' on a dark background. The comment text is white and reads: 'Man [censored] your friend offered you to have a nice sleep over so you guys could play lan Fortnite and you decide to [censored] his mom you are the absolute worst friend anyone could ask for i hope you and his [censored] mom rot in hell, you disgust me.' Below the comment, there are like and dislike buttons, with 777 likes shown for the comment.

Nap

A four-panel comic strip shows two ducks. In the first panel, one duck tells the other, "Champ, you look exhausted. Why don'tcha take a nap?" In the second panel, the other duck says, "I don't wanna! I hate naps!" The first duck responds with, "Wait...you...what...?" In the fourth panel, the second duck exclaims, "I just want- who hates naps?!"

Kitten

they are sleeping together an that is sooo cute and adorable

Two orange kittens are cuddling and sleeping in a blue blanket. The text “shutterstock.com - 1470598907” is visible at the bottom of the image.

Cat

look how cute this cat is like if you think he is cute

A small orange kitten is sleeping on a light colored surface. A tiny yellow chick is cuddling up against the cat's face.

Kitten

they are sleeping together thats adorable i love kittens soooooooooooo much

Two orange kittens are sleeping together, nestled in a blue knit blanket. Text on the bottom of the image reads 'shutterstock.com - 1470598907'.

Homework

Deku

A picture of a surprised-looking anime character in bed, with the text: "When ur about to go to sleep but you remember you had homework."

Dream

me simpin thinking Sarvente is me in my dreams

The image shows two panels of an anime-style drawing. The first panel shows two characters hugging in bed, one with light gray hair and the other with pink hair and horns. A thought bubble above the pink-haired character shows an oreo cookie. The second panel shows the same two characters hugging, but the pink-haired character now has blushing cheeks and closed eyes, while the other character has tears in their eye. The pink character is now imagining a popsicle.

Duck

The image shows a white duck. The text above says '11PM: Just one more youtube video then I'll go to sleep' and below '3AM:' and a screenshot of a youtube video that is titled '2.8 Seconds of a perfect duck'

Semen

A screenshot of two 4chan posts. The top post features a greentext story and a picture of the anime character Cirno. The text claims the author used their own semen as a skincare product overnight and it cured their acne. The bottom post features a picture of Konata Izumi and a reply stating the user is going to try it, hoping it isn't a prank.

Benadryl

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a green frog asks a woman with glasses, "Mom, can you give me money to buy Benadryl?" The woman asks in the second panel, "To help you with your sleep?" The third panel shows a close-up of the frog saying, "Yeeees." The fourth panel shows the frog next to a Benadryl package and the text, "Actually takes 700mg like a boss." The bottom panel shows the frog with dark text that says, "deliriant psychosis time". A dark silhouetted figure is on the right.

Pov

POV: me when i wake up

A man with pigtails, unnaturally wide eyes and a large grin showing his teeth. The text says: "POV: me when i wake up."

People

Oof

The image is divided into two parts. The left part shows a woman with blonde hair dressed in a white dress, holding a magic wand, with the text "People who wake up at 6AM". The right part shows a woman with dark hair dressed in dark clothes, holding a dark wand, with the text "People who are still awake at 6AM".

Jokes

Light

What's the difference between light and hard?

It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.

School

Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day.

Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"

Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

"Jesus Christ almighty!" shouts Molly.

"Correct," says the teacher.

The next day the teacher asks, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"

Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack's pencil.

"Jesus Christ almighty!" she shouts.

"Correct again," says the teacher.

The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.

This time the teacher asks her, "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"

Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm going to crack it in half!"

Sleeping Pill

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doctor, when should I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you!