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Heroin Monkey

SCHOOL
SPEED
LIMIT
20
7:00 AM 9:30 AM
2:00 PM-5:00 PM
Pedophiles love this sign!
Slower speeds just give perverts more time to stare at kids.
SHARE if you support raising the school-zone speed
limit to 80 mph to keep our children safe!

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon drawing shows two people walking along a path near a field where several sheep are grazing. A sheep in the background is holding a sign that says 'TWO-TIMING BASTARD!'. The first person says in a speech bubble, 'I CAN'T QUITE READ THAT. WHAT'S IT SAY?' The second person responds in a speech bubble 'UH...'

rapboat

I can DEFINITELY relate

The image shows a list titled "7 Signs You're Getting Better At Rapping." Next to it is a drawing of a light-skinned man with a serious expression pointing his finger directly at the viewer. Below the list is "HOW TO RAP @HOWTORAPNATION"

Heroin Monkey

A hand giving a thumbs up in front of a sign that reads "GO NUTS IN HERE". The sign belongs to a restaurant called AYOUB'S.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

The image is a comic strip showing three panels. In the first panel, an elderly man in military attire is talking to a younger man sitting next to him, who is also playing a video game. The text says, "WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I DEFEATED THE NAZIS IN HOLLAND." The younger man responds, "You have to let me go, grandpa. It's not your fault you inspired me to join the military. I knew the risks when I signed up. It was my choice." In the second panel, the younger man fades and becomes translucent. The text says, "Men shouldn't die so young." In the third panel, the elderly man is sitting alone on the chair.

Heroin Monkey

The image is divided into two columns. On the left, a small brown dog with swollen cheeks is shown under the word "FIGGLEBOTTOM". On the right, a man is shown with a red "X" over his face under the word "ALPHA". Below, text from a YouTube video says: "5 Signs You're a 'FiggleBottom' Male (SUPER RARE) & Is it Better Than 'ALPHA'?"

Anonymous

A building with a sign that reads "LIQUID ZOO" and the text "Pretty sure the word you're looking for is aquarium."

Anonymous

A stick figure is surrounded by images of people falling in various situations, such as down the stairs, into water, or slipping on a wet floor. A yellow sign reads, "Caution Wet Floor." The text on the image says: "Name a character who went through more pain than him."

Anonymous

A slightly high-angle shot captures a shelf containing assorted items. On the left, "SafeFit" and "Sesame Street" products are visible, including a glow-in-the-dark safety sign with Elmo, featuring the texts: "Drive Safely! Nothing Tickles Me More!!" Beside it, a blue "Baby's Photo Album" sits next to a promotional item labeled "especially for baby." The background fades into an indistinguishable array of colors and shapes.

A Star Wars Fan

A photo of two signs. The upper sign is yellow and reads "SLOW, CHILDREN AT PLAY." The lower sign is white and reads "HUNTING WITH SHOTGUN ONLY."

rapboat

The top half of the image shows a yellow sign in the shape of a child with a smiling face, placed at the side of the road. The sign reads, "Drive like your kids live here." The bottom half shows the Drake Yes/No meme, with Drake smiling and pointing approvingly to the right at a yellow U-turn sign.

Anonymous

A wooden door featuring a vertical window that reveals a toilet, accompanied by a "PUSH" sign.

Your local comrade

The image consists of four panels arranged in a two-by-two grid. Each panel depicts the same cartoon skeleton character, Papyrus, from the video game Undertale, standing next to a white sign. In the first panel, Papyrus is pointing upward with one hand, and the sign reads "FIND HUMAN". In the second panel, Papyrus has a hand on his head, looking surprised, and the sign reads "MAKE SPAGHETTI". In the third panel, Papyrus is smiling with his hand down, and the sign reads "SANS MAKES A PUN". The fourth panel shows Papyrus with his hands on his hips, also next to a sign that reads "SANS MAKES A PUN".

Heroin Monkey

A pet store shelf with tanks of fish. A sign in the middle of the shelf reads "NO EDGING THE FISH" with a picture of a fish inside a red circle with a line through it. Below the shelf on the image is text saying "Bro what???" with a skull emoji.

MEME LORD

A young child with a shaved head, wearing a nasal cannula, holds up a sign that reads "IT'S MY LAST DAY." The child is sitting in a chair and there is a balloon and star decorations in the background.

Anonymous

An image with a 'The Klu Klux Krab' sign over a clam, a burning cross, a ghost drawing, and Squidward wearing a white robe and hood pointing angrily at Spongebob.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a street sign that says "PUNKEYDOODLES Ave" and a stop sign. Above the image is the text: "When your friend punkeydoodles is acting a little too rowdy."

TaylorSwiftBoat

A man with a confused expression looks up and to the right. Above him is the text "Chamillionaire - Always been about them horizontal lines through them S's, that's a dollar sign...", and below him, in a large font, is the text "BUT THOSE LINES ARE VERTICAL $".

TaylorSwiftBoat

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Heroin Monkey

The image shows different flags the poster saw on their morning walk. These 'flags' are traffic signs: the US flag times 7, stop sign times 4, danger do not open sign times 13, biohazard sign times 33, a no entry sign times 18, do not open sign times 9, biohazard sign times 6, and danger of infection times 27. Also shown in the image is a nazi flag.

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