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Workout

Anonymous · 27 days ago

how i feel when my mum catches me working out:

A low-quality, distorted image of Ed Sheeran's face with heart-shaped sparkle filters. He is positioned under a running showerhead, and he is holding a corn dog up toward the camera.

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Anatomy

Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago

A three-panel comic strip. In the top panel, Mickey Mouse opens a bathroom door where Donald Duck is behind a shower curtain, saying, "Don't get in, Mickey! I'm naked!!". In the bottom-left panel, Mickey says, "What difference does it make?, you never wear pants". In the bottom-right panel, Donald steps out of the bathtub, revealing he has human-like breasts and a small penis, and simply says, "Right".

Man

Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A diagram illustrating reasons why dating is supposedly hard for men. On the left, six pink female stick figures are shown. On the right, five blue male stick figures. Arrows point from all six female figures towards the top male figure, who is labeled "A man who takes a shower everyday, exercises himself and focuses on self-improvement." Below this figure, in descending order, are other male figures labeled: "Misogynist", "Tate fan", "Serbian ultranationalist", "Albanian crypto scammer", and "Romanian." The overall post title from the user is "Men are staying single because..." and the diagram title is "Why dating is hard for guys?".

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Sexuality

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

Shampoo

The Abyss · 10 months ago

A person is holding a large, bright green bottle of "Minecraft 3-in-1 Body Wash Shampoo & Conditioner" in what appears to be a store aisle. The bottle features Minecraft characters like Steve, a Creeper, and zombies on its label. The pump top of the bottle is extended upwards. Overlay text on the image reads, "Might actually start showering."

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Man

Anonymous · 11 months ago

A two-panel illustration comparing men and women before and after a shower. The top panel, labeled 'MAN', shows a man with messy, unkempt hair and beard before a shower, and a clean-cut, well-groomed man after a shower. The bottom panel, labeled 'WOMAN', shows an attractive woman with styled hair before a shower, and a woman with wet, matted hair and a distorted, unappealing face after a shower.

Logic

MAHMOOD • iNKSTECHSHUB JOKES · 1 year ago

iNKSTECHSHUB JOKE Women Logic lol Feminism cringe meme dark humour sarcastic iNKSTECHSHUB meme jokes cliché parody dry humour noHate #everyoneシ゚ #love #ts #izzyWilde #jokesfordays #sharethelove

The image shows two pictures with the text "Women vs. Logic". The first picture shows a woman in a pink bikini with the text "Bikini. No Probs ;)" below it. The second picture shows a woman wrapped in a towel in a shower with the text "Shower. Go Away ;(" below it.

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Behavior

MAHMOOD • iNKSTECHSHUB JOKES · 1 year ago

iNKSTECHSHUB Joke asshole

The image displays a quote in a text box that reads: "An ass-hole might get cleaned, but it never changes, even if it's washed with golden shower."

Poop

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a phone screen with a sad Bart Simpson face on top and the text "Fake Smile". Further down it says "one of those nights", followed by a music player with the song "Hope" by XXXTENTACION playing. The screen also shows a message from "Mom" saying "Clean your poop out the shower NOW!!!! This is the 17th time."

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Hb

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man is screaming in pain as water is pouring over him. The text reads, "My hb taking his morning shower tomorrow realizing I switched his shower water with hydrochloric acid."

Cat

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A cat with wide eyes is looking at the camera. Above the cat is written: "NO NEED TO SHOWER." Below the cat: "I BATHED YOU IN YOUR SLEEP."

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Pee

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Reddit post. The original poster asks "Y'all pee in the shower?" One commenter replies, "How else am I gonna wash my feet?" Another commenter says "With your tongue like a normal person".

Whore

arsonisfun · 1 year ago

A picture of Sonic the Hedgehog next to the text: "If you shower naked, then you're a whore."

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Man

Anonymous · 1 year ago

A cartoon man with a stern expression says, "Please take a shower immediately."

Semen

Anonymous · 2 years ago

English spelling at its finest.

A screenshot of a Tumblr post. The first post reads, "You can't spell 'advertisements' without 'semen' between the 'tits'." The second post asks, "What in the fuck did I just read?" The third post says, "Not all heroes wear capes".

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Light

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A person covered in white shaving cream or soap stares forward in front of a window. The caption reads "when you in the shower and the lights flicker".

Rhino

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows text that reads: "yall ever just take a cold shower in the dark on all fours and groan pleasurably pretending you're a wet rhino on the african savannah during the first rain in years."

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Eye

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A man with an afro and a beard is looking to the side with a wide eye and an open mouth. Above the picture is the text: "When you get soap in your eye but you tryna see the demon in the shower with you."

Hygiene

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image contains text at the top and a video game screenshot below. The text reads: 'shower water trying to penetrate a genshin players stench'. The screenshot depicts two characters from a video game, possibly 'Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance', during a fight. One character is delivering a glowing, electric-like attack to another character, who appears to be resisting or absorbing the blow without effect.

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Moral

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a tumblr post discussing the moral of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. The first comment states, "The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you're useful." The second comment says, "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as capitalist propaganda: discuss." The third comment argues, "Rudolph was already exactly as useful as the other reindeer. The moral is deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable."

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