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Adolf kitler

A cat with wide eyes is looking at the camera. Above the cat is written: "NO NEED TO SHOWER." Below the cat: "I BATHED YOU IN YOUR SLEEP."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Reddit post. The original poster asks "Y'all pee in the shower?" One commenter replies, "How else am I gonna wash my feet?" Another commenter says "With your tongue like a normal person".

arsonisfun

IF YOU SHOWER
NAKED
THEN YOU'RE A
WHORE

Anonymous

Please take a
shower
immediately.

Anonymous

English spelling at its finest.

A screenshot of a Tumblr post. The first post reads, "You can't spell 'advertisements' without 'semen' between the 'tits'." The second post asks, "What in the fuck did I just read?" The third post says, "Not all heroes wear capes".

shaylie lol

A person covered in white shaving cream or soap stares forward in front of a window. The caption reads "when you in the shower and the lights flicker".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows text that reads: "yall ever just take a cold shower in the dark on all fours and groan pleasurably pretending you're a wet rhino on the african savannah during the first rain in years."

shaylie lol

A man with an afro and a beard is looking to the side with a wide eye and an open mouth. Above the picture is the text: "When you get soap in your eye but you tryna see the demon in the shower with you."

Heroin Monkey

shower water trying
penetrate a genshin
players stench
SENATON

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a tumblr post discussing the moral of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. The first comment states, "The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you're useful." The second comment says, "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as capitalist propaganda: discuss." The third comment argues, "Rudolph was already exactly as useful as the other reindeer. The moral is deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a white paper cutout of a figure with a raised hand, taped to a window. The shadow of the cutout is also visible in the dark room.

The Radio Demon

true fr

The image shows a text on the top that says: "when your taking a shower and the spider in the corner starts crawling down". The bottom image shows Elsa from Frozen with a scared face, her right hand with icy elements in the air.

EnochTyr

oh, does that mean he a pedo!

A cartoon drawing of a shower head with a small face. The text says: "Every naked person I see turns me on."

Anonymous

My brother needs to see this

The image is a screen that looks like an error message with a dinosaur. The text says "No Bitches". Underneath it says "Try:" followed by a list of suggestions: "Going outside", "Talking to women", and "Taking a shower". The message concludes with "You get no bitches".

stillwaiting..

A man in a work uniform is awkwardly mid-step in a store aisle. The text says, "When your shower is too hot and it hits your back."

hayden💯💯💯

fr

A man in a black uniform shirt and tan pants is in the middle of a store aisle. He has a very distinct pose with his left leg lifted in the air as though he's been startled. He is looking directly at the camera. The text at the top reads, "When your shower is too hot and it hits your back."

hayden💯💯💯

🤣🤣

A man with a red hat and light substance on his mouth looks to the side. The text overlay reads, "Dark skinned brothers when they see a naked light skin guy in the shower. Got anymore them light skinned penises."

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Reasons for having a shower

A pie chart shows that the main reason for taking a shower is to have 10 minutes to think about everything that's gone wrong in your life. Only a small sliver of the chart is dedicated to nice warm water and getting clean.

✨Jassy✨

See what had happen was

A picture of Jack Sparrow from "Pirates of the Caribbean" with different facial expressions showing his surprise while a text reads: "When you're having a whole conversation with yourself in the shower and someone knocks on the door".

ohio_armpit

me when i get outa the shower and my knocks on the door

A close-up of a man's face distorted with wide eyes and an open mouth.

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