60+ Best Sexuality Memes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

Gay People

17 views · ur mommy · 3 years ago

gay people

The image shows a white fetus against a black background, superimposed on a rainbow circle. Text above the fetus says, "Thinking Straight about Being Gay. Why it Matters if We're Born That Way".

Toaster

161 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.

A picture of a cartoon character with white hair and a sly smile, with the text "Parents: are you still a virgin? The toaster:"

Sexual act

56 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Twitter post from user @BreezyCarter_. The text reads: 'Hubby likes shoving soft boiled eggs up my vagina (I can hold 3) and then I squat down and lay the eggs like a hen and hubby will eat them coated with my juices 😋'

Text message

6 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A text message screenshot with the sender "Cosmo" stating "I gotta tell you something" and then "I'm gay".

Human

120 views · ur mommy · 3 years ago

umm idk

A person holding a sign in front of a rainbow background. The sign reads: "I AM GAY. I AM STRAIGHT. I AM LESBIAN. I AM BISEXUAL. I AM TRANSGENDERED. I AM HUMAN."

Homie

8 views · Lil’ bro · 1 year ago

A photo of Tyler, the Creator with the text "How my 'straightest' homie looks at me after saying the gayest shit on earth (he is cooked)."

Love

10 views · sedam hussein · 1 year ago

An anime man looking shocked after being asked about his interest in trans women. The text reads: "When I'm having a convo with my girl's mom and she hit me with 'so when did you discover your love for trans women?'"

Boyfriend

7 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

RapBoat gay confirmed.

A screenshot of a comment by "Rap Boat" saying "I just sucked my boyfriend's HUGE ASS dick."

Pussy

39 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

this convo is crazy

A screenshot of an online chat conversation between several users: Jake, amy, DonutDrawzz, leo, and Im With Stupid. The conversation begins with Jake making a shocking claim about seeing a person named Madi's private parts. The conversation then devolves into reactions and challenges from other users, culminating in a clarification by DonutDrawzz that Jake only saw 'cleavage'.

Attraction

ur momy · 3 years ago

when u look like this but your the only one it the group that can pull bitches but u straight

The image shows two women. One on the left is in a red shirt and looks at the camera. The other one on the right is lying down and has green circles on her face.

Intercourse

3 views · Wade · 2 years ago

I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.

A screenshot of a social media post. The post starts with the text: "I'm asexual!!!! It took me 12 or so years to figure that out. The idea of intercourse between two people disgusts me so much, why would someone do that?" There are two comments below. The first comment says: "Let me guess, you had a 'wait, they're serious about that?? I thought everyone was joking!' moment? :)"

Foot

8 views · gyattohio · 1 year ago

A tweet that reads: "Math teacher: the boat is 50 feet long. Me: feet?!?! *starts jaking off*"

Definition

13 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem

A dictionary definition of the word "obscene" is shown. The text of the definition reads "obscene | adjective (of the portrayal or description of sexual matters) offensive or disgusting by accepted standards of morality and decency: obscene jokes | obscene literature. - offensive to moral principles; repugnant: using animals' skins for fur coats is obscene. ORIGIN late 16th century: from French obscène or Latin obscaenus 'ill-omened or abominable'."

Human

4 views · Wade · 2 years ago

I guess all humans are bisexual because it’s “the default”

A post on a social media platform with the title "Normal" and an emoji of a waste bin. There are two comments below. One user named Lex suggests that there is no normal, only a majority. The second user named A Wild Bean suggests that bisexuality is the human default.

Case

358 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Wikipedia article titled 'Enumclaw horse sex case.' The article details a 2005 incident where Kenneth D. Pinyan died from internal injuries after engaging in bestiality with a stallion. The article mentions other participants, James Michael Tait and Douglas Spink, and discusses the legal changes in Washington state prompted by the incident, including making bestiality a Class C felony. A map shows the location of Enumclaw, Washington State.

Dude

12 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation with a dark background. In the first message, a sender states, "Girl, you're really pretty!" The recipient replies, "Thanks, but I'm a dude." The sender then says, "Oh, you look like a girl. You trans?" The recipient responds, "No, I just have long hair." The sender replies with insults. There are emojis included.

Argument

14 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A pink and purple image with obscured text that says "I'm not arguing with a twink. Bend over."

Instagram

14 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An anonymous 4chan user posts a hypothetical question. The image includes a picture of Ben Shapiro. The text reads: "Let's just say, hypothetically speaking, that I have a secret Instagram where I crossdress and sissify myself. How would this contradict my Judeo-Christian Conservative values? Even if a few businessmen fucked my bussy, how would this diminish my political views?"

Ohio

53 views · Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

type shizz

A white text on a black background, formatted like a series of 'be like' statements describing a progression of absurd events. It starts with 'Girls be like: We hate all men so we turn lesbian,' followed by 'Boys be like: Uno reverse! Turns gay.' Then, 'Girls: Shocked Pikachu face,' and 'Sperm trying to get into each other: Confused stonk.' The next lines are 'Goku: has sex with Wednesday' and 'Wednesday: Pregnancy 100.' The text concludes with 'Me: Only in Ohio!'

Snail

7 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a six-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a man is pointing up and saying, "If salt kills snails, then if my hypothesis is correct". The second panel shows a snail in a box with pepper being sprinkled over it and text saying, "Pepper should, in fact, bring them back to life!". The third panel shows the snail glowing with a bright light. The fourth panel shows a giant snail with the man standing at his feet and text saying, "Oh god, I was wrong. It just makes them huge and horny!!". The fifth panel shows a huge snail close-up with long tendrils and text saying, "Now lemme get ya slimey- I wanna nibble on your virginity!". The sixth panel shows the man crying and screaming with a snail tendril coming towards him with text saying, "Mum get the salt! Get the f***ing salt!"