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A text-based image consisting of a series of posts. The first post from "frickdun" says "[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens". Then "nightcoremoon" replies, "aliens: [slide nasa $40] nasa: Imao what aliens". The final post by "candy5hark11" says "nasa, with $60, holding back tears: we can finally afford some more space rocks".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a celestial body such as an asteroid impacting the Earth. The text reads: "This will affect the trout population I think."

NGC 6611

A white silhouette of a velociraptor is displayed above a mathematical equation that reads "Velociraptor = Distanceraptor / Timeraptor". The background is black.

NGC 6611

The image shows the text "You matter unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then you energy." There is a drawing of an atom below the text.

Heroin Monkey

The image is split into two parts. The top part shows Bill Nye looking off to the side with the text "Consider the following" written on a blue background. The bottom part shows a close-up of a finger being caught in a bottle opener.

Anonymous

Stonks

The image contains two parts. The first part is a screenshot of an article with a title "Genetically Engineered Catgirls are Possible, Scientists say, 'but we lack funding.'" and an anime picture of a catgirl. The second part is a picture of a man with a big nose, wearing a black suit and a black hat, saying "Good day, gentlemen. I am here to change the future."

MEME LORD

The image depicts a stylized representation of a water molecule, with an oxygen atom in red and two hydrogen atoms in white, but the whole water molecule is shaped like a curvy human body. The text "Water lowkey thicc" is above the molecule. The oxygen atom is labeled "Oxygen", and both hydrogen atoms are labeled "Hydrogen".

Heroin Monkey

The image is a meme with a top part showing a news headline stating, "NASA warns alien life may not be fuckable", dated March 18, 2021 by Alex Brault. The bottom part depicts Shrek looking distressed with text saying, "NASA security trying to stop me from testing that theory:".

Anonymous

Genuine question to you all

The image is a table with the title "How are you still alive!?" There are eight numbered rows, each with a different answer: #1 "I'm not." #2 "I HAVE NO IDEA!" #3 "I had to go to work today." #4 "I'm doing science and I'm still alive." #5 "Too much swag." #6 "$7.52". #7 "yro'ue" and #8 "Spite". There's a signature "Bc" in the top right corner.

Wade

An illustration shows a man in a white coat stating, "I don't know if the cat is dead or alive until I watch inside the box." A box is below with a text bubble stating "Miaow." Another bubble says "Shut Up."

Heroin Monkey

A cartoonish yellow bug with boxing gloves is standing on red shoes next to the text: Cool bug facts. It takes 420 tons of KNO3/sugar propellant to send a Chihuahua to the moon.

Anonymous

Heres my "dick" pic

A man is standing in front of a blackboard with handwritten formulas.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a screenshot from a Wikipedia page about Irish inventions. The page lists inventions across different centuries. In the 14th century, two items are listed: Caid and Whiskey. After that there is a 300 year gap until the 17th century where a few more inventions are listed. The text above the screenshot states that the 300-year gap in Irish inventions after whiskey was invented is a favorite thing.

Anonymous

the nerd in this

A long blue tube with the text "Accelerating Science" and "Accélérateur de science" is positioned outdoors. A person is walking alongside the tube.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a picture of Luce Irigaray at the top. Below, there is an excerpt from an article discussing her views on physics and sex. At the bottom there is a picture of Fry from Futurama with the caption: "I HAVE TRANSCENDED ABOVE AND BEYOND THE EMOTION OF ANGER".

Heroin Monkey

A man with dark hair wearing a red shirt with a human evolution print, brown pants and dress shoes poses holding a red laptop in his left arm, with his right arm raised and smiling mischievously. The text above the image reads "The mad scientist in his secret laboratory getting ready to press the button that makes a random person in the world shout 'where there's rain, there's bound to be mud!' And then proceed to projectile shit all over the place".

Thoughtless

experiment

The post is a text-based message with several paragraphs detailing a hypothetical scenario involving gorillas and drugs in a shopping mall.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a two-part meme. The top part reads, "Girls in Science class: Ewww I'm not touching a frog." The bottom part shows Kermit the Frog attached to a cross-like structure with the caption: "Our masterpiece is finished."

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a four-panel comic. The first panel depicts a box with arrows pointing outwards and the text "Pressurized gas pushes its container". The second panel shows a figure with a trollface boiling water. The third panel shows a figure with a trollface putting steam into a piston. The fourth panel shows a steam train with a trollface on it and the text "Start industrial revolution".

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