New Science Memes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

He was telling the truth in a different way...

A portrait of Isaac Newton. Above him, it says, "I like them thicc af". Below him it says, "But Sir Newton, we can't write that! Then write this: The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction."

Haven´t posted in a few months. I will keep posting memes together with @#StayatHome every day :)

The image shows a search result saying "Oxygen was discovered about 1772" and then shows a picture of a patient with an oxygen mask, labeled "Hospitals in 1771". Next to the patient is a bag of Lay's Classic chips.

Spin

The image shows a four panel comic with Lego figures. The first panel says, "What is spin, exactly?" In the second panel, it states, "It's like when a ball spins but it's not a ball". The third panel shows a close up of a Lego head with a smile. In the last panel it concludes with, "And it doesn't spin".

Tonights gonna be a good good night

The image shows text above a photo of two men dancing. The text says, "Thomas Edison: *invents light bulb* Moths in 1879:". The two men are in a dance pose.

A figure with a disproportionately large head, known as 'Stonks,' wearing a lab coat and blue gloves, holds a beaker with a red liquid in it. The text says, "7 year old me after i mix different mud with water to make a potion" and "kemist".

proved em all wrong..

A table displaying a student's 2023-2024 school schedule with courses such as Career and College Exploration, Pre-Algebra, Advisory, Honors Science, Honors Language Arts, Honors United States History, Lunch, Technology Apps, Physical Education, Student Leadership, and Professional Communications.

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The image uses the Drake meme format. In the top panel, Drake is shown with a disapproving expression, hand up as if to say no, next to the text "Chance a virus with a 99.97% recovery rate." In the bottom panel, Drake is smiling and pointing with a finger, as if in agreement, next to the text "Alter my DNA from an experimental vaccine, with NO liability, from a corrupt industry." There is a text label FALSE in a red box on the left.

The image is divided into two parts. On the left, there is a picture of a cloud in the sky that casts a vertical shadow, circled in red. On the right, there is an image of a globe with two red circles around the support arms.

False.

A picture of Dwight Schrute, a character from the tv show "The Office", looks at the viewer with a serious expression. Above him is the text "It's raining cats and dogs?" and below him is the text "False. Precipitation consists almost entirely of water."

Who would you choose?

The image poses a question: "Who would win?" On the left is a green test tube with an angry face, described as "A scientist who was able to make a time travel machine." On the right is a cartoon taco with an angry face holding a pink gun, described as "A taco gorl with a gun."

Fine I'll soon turn this wasteland of a page into r/Admech and r/AdeptusMechanicus habitable sites by myself

The image shows two panels of a character that looks like a TechPriest from Warhammer 40k. The top panel has the text: "Use newly invented weapons that are superior than your current ones to assist the Imperium." The bottom panel has the text: "Putting them in storage for hundreds of years so you can claim that you can 'Rediscover Old Technology'."

gay people

The image shows a white fetus against a black background, superimposed on a rainbow circle. Text above the fetus says, "Thinking Straight about Being Gay. Why it Matters if We're Born That Way".

is water wet? or does water make stuff wet

A black and white outline drawing of Jackie Chan holding his hands up to the sides of his head, looking confused.

Friends who can't speak german always ask why my passwort is 19275716817...

The image shows a person's face, overlaid with a table containing chemical elements and their atomic weights, as they appear in the periodic table.

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.