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Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads, "Why you using tinder?" The second message reads, "My boyfriend died last year so I'm just trying to get back in the dating scene really :)" The third message reads, "Damn thats sad." The fourth message reads, "On our first date we should use a ouija board to get his permission to smash." The final message reads, "What the fuck is wrong with you."

A Star Wars Fan

A digitally altered image shows a scene from Star Wars with Kylo Ren holding a red lightsaber. Opposite him is an anime-style depiction of Jesus with long brown hair and a white robe, wielding a green lightsaber in the shape of a cross.

Heroin Monkey

The text reads: Calling it now. The Minecraft movie is gonna have a scene where Jack Black gets hit in the balls or something and says "Ack! My cubes!" because he has cubes for balls and the joke is that his balls are cubes.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a multi-panel format showing a scene from The Lord of the Rings in which a man with a helmet yells, "You will not touch him!" followed by a second panel of a dark figure who replies, "Fool." The third panel shows the same dark figure with swords saying, "I have been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku." The final panel shows the man with the helmet looking confused.

Adolf Nigler

The image shows two screenshots of a sexually suggestive scene involving two police officers. One screen shows a police officer facing the viewer bent over as another officer is behind her, and the other screen shows a different angle of the same scenario. Text above the screens asks "Comment how you watch."

AG

A panel from the animation "Invincible" shows a violent scene with lots of blood. In the center, a character labeled "Me" is being attacked by several people, one of which is labeled "Anonymous".

Adolf Nigler

When a Marvel movie reaches the credits.

A man is singing into a microphone. The caption below says, "But baby, baby somethin's tellin' me this ain't over yet."

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a meme with three panels featuring Thanos. In the first panel, Thor is grabbing Thanos by the head. In the second panel, someone is using a spoon to force-feed Thanos peas. In the third panel, Thanos has the face of Shaquille O'Neal.

Jazzy💕

The image shows three lines, each labeled with a different description. The first line is a straight line. The second line is a dash line. The third line has the label "iconic line:" above a scene from "Grey's Anatomy" where a woman says, "I go a little dark and twisty... but then I come back."

countryhumans memes

An illustration of a girl with long dark hair and brown eyes. She wears a black bikini. In the background are the ocean, sky, and palm fronds.

Heroin Monkey

A cat turns its head in surprise, with a shadowy figure in the background. Text above reads: "What's the wildest place you've masturbated in??" Text below reads: "Turn around."

Heroin Monkey

ARRAUTATE.
ACTRESS ELIZABETH HURLEY
PERFORMS LESBIAN SEX SCENE
- DIRECTED BY HER OWN SON
what the cinnamon toast fuck is this

Toast ツ

The image contains two posts from the anonymous image board 4chan. The first post is by someone who was released from prison after serving four years for a bank robbery, though they pled down to aggravated assault. They now wonder what to do for work besides drive a truck. The second post replies with a plan to start a youtube channel to critique bank robberies in video games, and eventually talk about prison life to get 350k subscribers and make more money than most people.

DAP ME UP

An image shows two anime characters facing each other. The character on the left is sitting up and appears to be yelling with his hands positioned by his face. The character on the right is laying down and has an agitated expression. Both have red hair.

Heroin Monkey

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

Heroin Monkey

A still from a cartoon shows Candace and her mother looking surprised and slightly confused at a parking lot. The text says: "BUT, BUT, BU.. IT WAS RIGHT HERE!"

Wade

The image shows a two-panel scene. In the first panel, a man with a Deadpool mask is impaled by a sword. The text "OH NO!" is present. In the second panel, a baby with a Deadpool mask is shown. The text says "ANYWAY". There is a crowd of blurry figures in the background.

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The image shows a still of Nala from "The Lion King" with a large red circle with a line through it superimposed over her head. There is text in yellow on the right saying "THIS IS NOT OKAY". Below the image is the text "Patriotic Christian Mothers Against the Frankly Obscene Look Nala Gives Simba After He Lands On Top Of Her In The Jungle Wrestling Scene."

Wade

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING

The image shows a room with a person in a Deadpool costume lying on the floor, seemingly unconscious. In the background, a person is sitting in a chair. In the foreground, circled in red, there is a black trash bag or something similarly shaped that is prompting the question.

BaddiePatrick

Why does this always happen to me...

A sad, green puppet sits with its arms crossed, looking dejected. The text above the puppet reads: "when you show people a movie you love AND THEY DON'T PAY ATTENTION or react to any of the important scenes."

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