30+ Best Sandwich Memes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Cat

A cat looks at a sandwich with text "One of these days, you will be mine."

Chicken

The image is a comic strip with 6 panels. The first panel shows a man standing in a kitchen. The second panel shows the man about to crack an egg in a bowl. In the third panel a chicken pops out of the egg with a cracking sound and flames next to the man's face. In the fourth panel the chicken thanks the man for freeing it and says it will grant him a wish, showing the man a little surprised. In the fifth panel the man makes the wish that he wants an omelette. In the last panel, the man looks exasperated as the chicken looks at him next to the omelette in the pan.

Promotion

9/11 sale

Cousin

this is my cousin (you’ll get it if u live near nyc subways [trains, not the sandwich])

A rat on the floor of a subway track.

Obama

A deep-fried, heavily-saturated image shows a product called "Obama Pockets", a parody of Hot Pockets. It features Barack Obama's face on the packaging and a cartoonish Obama face on the food item itself. The label reads: "OBAMA & CHEESE WITH BARACK HUSSAIN OBAMA, CHEDDAR CHEESE, AND MOLTEN PLASTIC". There is a text bubble with "HE IS REALLY IN THERE". It also says, "Distributed by m-Seq Corp."

Condom

The image shows text stating "I ran out of condoms and lube. But, no worries, I've got back up." Above the "But, no worries" line, there is an image of lube and condoms, and below it, there are images of Ziploc bags, rubber bands, and WD-40.

Dog

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A small brown dachshund puppy is positioned between two halves of a hot dog bun, creating the illusion that the dog is a hot dog in a bun. The dog looks a bit sad or startled. A hand is holding the bottom part of the bun. The text "Uploaded on DesiComments.com" is at the bottom.

Subway

Muslim

A man with dreadlocks, wearing a black hoodie and a silver chain, looks directly at the viewer with a serious, unimpressed expression. Overlaid on the image is text that reads: "How Muslim 🥷's who drink, smoke, has tattoos look at you when u offer them a BACON egg and cheese sandwich."

Ham

The image shows a ham sandwich. The text above says "Look its Asparagus".

Jokes

Envy

What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?

Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂

Psycho

I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"

Comeback

My husband told me to make him a sandwich. I was looking online for some comebacks. Someone online said, "You better come back with a goddamn sandwich!"