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Dog

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A nighttime image shows two police officers standing on a police car, with one officer's legs visible through the windshield. A dog is standing on the ground in front of the car. The text on the image reads, "please don't bork sir" above the officers, "heck the police" near the dog and "BORK" in large letters below the car and dog.

Radio

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image displays a text-based meme with various sound effects listed as bullet points, followed by the text 'WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT ROCK, ROCK, AND MORE ROCK'. This is followed by more sound effects and finally, 'THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S STATION *imagine dragons - radioactive starts playing*'. To the left of this is a grayscale picture of a man with headphones, with the text '64 KB JPG' under it. At the top, the post is marked as 'Anonymous', along with the date '03/29/22(Tue)13:17:38' and a post number.

Popcorn

Anonymous · 2 years ago

You've heard of Pop-Corn, now get ready for...

Two women in police uniforms are standing on a stairway while a black man receives oral sex from one of them.

Peanut

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A photograph shows Mr. Peanut flanked by two police officers. The image is overlaid with a news banner reading, "Local Police Bust A Nut".

Masturbation

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a meme with three cats and text on a pink and blue gradient background. The text reads: "Masturbation is necrophilia if you're dead inside. ...halt." The first cat is on the left, sitting upright. The second cat, at the top right, wears a police uniform. The third cat is fainter, at the bottom right.

Consequence

Anonymous · 2 years ago

The image is split into two parts. In the upper part, a white pelican is about to swallow a brown capybara, while other capybaras stand nearby. The lower part shows the same pelican in the back seat of a police car. The text “actions have consequences” is placed between the two images.

Tesla

RapBoat · 2 years ago

A picture of Rick Ross wearing a baseball cap and jewelry. Below, the text reads "Rick Ross is afraid Teslas will automatically drive him to police."

Law Enforcement

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a person responding to a police officer's question. The text reads: Police: "How high are you?" Me: No officer, it's hi, how are you?

Boy

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A close-up image of a newspaper headline. The main text reads in large, bold font: 'PASTOR KIWEWEESI IN BUM SEX SCANDAL'. Below this, a sub-headline reads: 'Boy Drags Flashy Man Of God To Police For Terrorising His Buttocks With Monster Whopper'. There are also small portraits of two men labeled 'ACCUSED: Kiweeweesi' and 'SHAFTED: Arinaitwe'.

Tank

Lostin Flowers · 2 years ago

The image shows a meme with two parts. The first part is text that reads: "I promise I won't get too crazy tonight" followed by "3 drinks later:". The second part of the meme is an image of a homemade tank with a bulldozer blade in front, in front of some destroyed building and an incomplete sentence: Man in homemade tank destroys small town, helpless police have no way to s...

Dog

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A white dog is humping a brown dog in front of a police officer. The text on top of the image says: "fuck the police".

Cop

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A mugshot of a man with a news headline above it that reads: "Man Running from Cops Stops to Pet Cats, Goes to Jail. Police say the Florida man led them on quite a chase. By Sherri Lonon (Patch Staff). September 3, 2014."

Police Officer

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Two pictures side by side. The picture on the left is a policeman in uniform. The picture on the right is a man looking at the camera. The text in the image says: This is Heartwarming. This police officer was called to a grocery store in response to this man stealing food to feed his family. Instead of arresting the man, the police officer shot him 38 times.

Cop

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A newspaper headline reads, "COPS BEAT CHINESE MAN AFTER ASKING FOR HIS NAME." Below it says, "I've lost all faith in our police," says Fuk Yu. There's also a picture of a Chinese man on the right.

Bandit

Wade · 2 years ago

A news headline reads: "The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody and Being Hunted By Police." Below the headline are two images: one shows police cars with flashing lights and the other shows the mugshot of the supposed bandit with wide eyes.

Door

ShyDragon3 · 2 years ago

poor police

A four panel cartoon of a person with a beard and a joint in their mouth. In the first panel, the text on the image reads '*knock knock*' and 'Who is it?'. The text on the door is 'Police'. In the second panel the text reads 'Why are you here?' The text next to the door reads 'We want to talk to you'. In the third panel the text reads 'How many you all are?'. The text next to the door reads 'Two'. In the fourth panel, the text reads 'Then talk to each other!'. The text at the bottom of the image are URLs.

Scene

Wade · 2 years ago

This is perfect..

The image is a cartoon drawing of a scene with several characters. On the left, there's a woman with long blonde hair, wearing overalls, and next to her, a young boy with a yellow t-shirt. They are both looking to their right. A blue phone booth labeled "Police Public Call Box" is on fire. Next to the burning booth is a man in a striped suit, with spiky brown hair, who is looking shocked and has his hands up. Finally, on the far right, stands a man with white hair and a lab coat. He is looking at the other man with a displeased expression and arms crossed. In the background, there is a spaceship that appears to be damaged, with smoke coming from it. The night sky is visible in the background, dotted with stars and a light green hue.

Car

gta v god · 3 years ago

gta v police be like

The image shows a split view. On the left is a screenshot of a character in the video game GTA V standing in front of a car with a city in the background. On the right, there is a real-life image of a police car crashing into another car. The text above the crashed police car reads "PULL OVER", and below it reads "I SAID PULL OVER". The top of the image reads "GTA V police be like".

Bandit

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Roses are red lord give me peace

The image is a split panel. The left side shows a blurry photo of emergency vehicles at night. The right side shows a mugshot of a man with wide eyes. Text above the panels reads "Roses are red Lord give me peace". Below the image the text says "The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody And Being Hunted By Police."

Bandit

Average_Ohion Nugget · 3 years ago

Dont get mad when i post it on Average_Ohion cuz this is my alt im Average_Ohion

The image shows two panels. The first panel is a nighttime image of police vehicles with their lights flashing. The second panel shows a close-up of a man with wide eyes and a shocked expression. Text overlay reads, "Roses are red. Lord give me peace. The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit has escaped custody and is being hunted by police." It is signed 'By: Seymore Butts Posted Feb 23, 2023'

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