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Chatbot

84 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 days ago

A split screenshot of a Facebook Messenger conversation with the official Zootopia movie page. On the left, the user Ian says 'hey'. The chatbot, identified as Officer Judy Hopps, asks if he is ready to make the world a better place. Ian replies 'im ready to kill myself'. The chatbot responds 'Great! That's what we're all about here at the ZPD!'. On the right side, the chatbot has sent a long, repetitive string of messages saying 'please don't'.

Movie

184 views · Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago

A screenshot of a movie review for 'Free Guy 2021'. The post shows the movie poster featuring Ryan Reynolds and a low rating (one green star). The text reads: 'Watched August 20, 2021. got pulled over for speeding on the way to see this and i wish the cop killed me.' The review has 1005 likes.

Pizza

194 views · Big Jim · 4 months ago

They had to teach him a lesson

A photo shows three police officers (two men and one woman) standing with a young boy on a sidewalk in a residential area. The boy is holding a pizza box. The text beneath the image describes a scenario where a 15-year-old misused 911 to order pizza. The police initially delivered the pizza to teach him a lesson, followed by the dark punchline: "Then shot him 20 times."

Political extremism

23 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A white background meme featuring stick figures. On the left, a large, aggressive-looking stick figure with a wide, jagged smile, wearing a red and black shirt with a yellow earring, holds a lit Molotov cocktail. Above it, text reads: "It's over, conservatives. We're going to destroy the government, eat the rich, slaughter police and abolish gender and religion." Below this figure, smaller text says: "Wow that's mean :( We just want free healthcare :(". On the right, a smaller, simpler stick figure with a sad, resigned expression says: "Ok I guess I'll fight you".

Superhero

66 views · Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A comic strip shows a movie theater marquee advertising "AVENGERS." Two young children are standing nearby. One child says in a speech bubble, "They killed my dad." The other child, looking towards two uniformed figures (one labeled POLICE, the other EMS), says in a speech bubble, "ACTUAL SUPERHEROES." In the background, the CN Tower is visible. Below the comic, a comment from a user asks, "Question is who said what first."

Pigeon

32 views · The Abyss · 9 months ago

Respectable

A close-up photo shows a person holding a pigeon. A small, light blue fabric backpack is strapped to the pigeon's back, and through an opening in the fabric, numerous small, white pills are visible inside. The text at the top reads, "Police catch a pigeon with 200 ecstasy pills hidden in a little backpack."

Drug

6 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A statue with an exaggerated expression of shock and surprise. The text says, "When the cops find drugs and you have to act like you don't know how they got up your ass."

Arrest

13 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A cat with a serious expression is wrapped in a dark fabric, with only its head showing, and the text "BOOB POLICE" above it, and "UR UNDER ARREST" below it.

Name

16 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A mugshot of a man named Barry Larry Terry with wide, startled eyes. The text below states that he was arrested for unlawful possession of a wild racoon and not having a headlamp on his bicycle. The text above the image says "There is so much going on here. The name, the crimes, the mugshot."

George Floyd

42 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

George Floyd in a nutshell.

The image shows two pictures of the same Black man, in a reaction meme format. The top picture is deep-fried and has glowing eyes. The text on the image says: "real shit". Below that picture is written: "Fake $20s". The second picture is a picture of the man sleeping. The text on this image says "i sleep", and next to it, it's written: "Cop on my neck".

Government

21 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image consists of six panels arranged in a 2x3 grid. The top row shows Donald Trump giving a thumbs up and Kamala Harris clapping, with the text 'No matter which candidate you vote for.' Below them are images representing various problems: a person peeking through blinds representing government spying, a stealth bomber dropping bombs representing military actions, a man lighting a cigar with a dollar bill representing the rich getting richer, Uncle Sam laundering money representing tax fraud, police in riot gear representing police brutality, and a weight with the word 'debt' chained to a map of the US representing rising national debt. Text below each image describes each of these themes.

Brit

32 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A newspaper clipping with the headline "Nude Brit covered in poo fell from hotel balcony into café", followed by a news article describing a naked British tourist who fell through a café ceiling from his hotel balcony in Thailand.

Mashup

6 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a mashup of the video game "Deus Ex: Human Revolution" and the TV series "Sex and the City". The poster is styled like the cover of the video game and has "DEUS EX AND THE CITY" as the title and "HUMAN REVOLUTION" underneath. The actors and actresses names are listed on top: Adam Jensen, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon. In the front, Adam Jensen is displayed as the main character and the four women are shown in the background. One of them is in the right part of the image and the rest on the left.

Victory

14 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago

An image of a man in a mask being pinned to the ground by police with the words "Victory Royale" overlaid above. Fortnite weapons and a shield potion are added as well.

Meth

10 views · tabs1528 · 1 year ago

The image shows two mugshots side-by-side. The left one shows a man with short brown hair, stubble, and a serious expression, and the right shows a skinny older man with a blank expression. Below them is a cartoon of a dog wearing sunglasses and a grey t-shirt with a confused look on his face and a text bubble saying, "What is this, a crossover episode?"

Florida Man

3 views · tabs1528 · 1 year ago

A Fox News headline reads "Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza". Below the headline is a mugshot of the Florida man.

Florida Man

8 views · tabs1528 · 1 year ago

A photo of a mugshot of a man with long dark hair, looking sad and teary-eyed. Text overlaid at the top says, "Florida Man On Drugs Kills Imaginary Friend & Turns Himself In." Below the image, there's a comment by user "bestpresidentna": "you can see the remorse in his eyes."

Fentanyl

371 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago

The image shows a mousetrap. A man is lying on the trap. Above the trap are two objects: a bottle labeled "Fentanyl" and a bucket of fried chicken labeled "KFC".

Police Officer

15 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

The image shows two screenshots of a sexually suggestive scene involving two police officers. One screen shows a police officer facing the viewer bent over as another officer is behind her, and the other screen shows a different angle of the same scenario. Text above the screens asks "Comment how you watch."

Lawyer

9 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a police officer is talking to Spider-man, saying "Spider-man! There's a kid trapped on the-". The second panel shows Spider-man replying with "Fuck you". In the third panel, Spider-man is shown again next to the police officer and saying, "Remember kids, never talk to a cop without a lawyer present, for ANY reason!"

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