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materwelon

The image shows a sliced watermelon with the text "Materwelon" above it.

Anonymous

INVITE FRIENDS OVER
FOR "PARTY
RTY
MAKE THEM FIGHT FOR
THEIR LIVES ABOVE
MAN-EATING PLANT
wwwww

Heroin Monkey

A red bell pepper with a human face is shown. The text reads: "My balls after I shove them inside a industrial grade steam powered metal press."

Heroin Monkey

The image is divided into two sections. On the left, a man with a helmet says "Bwagahbwahbwga". On the right are various Plants vs. Zombies characters with human faces saying "yes king".

Heroin Monkey

A toy package of Elmo, labeled "SEMESAME STREET" and "Elbow." Below the image of Elmo, the letters "ABDCEFGHIJK" are shown. The text on the package reads "Non toxic Child 'Safe' UNIT #WRO-NG. 123. SEMESAME STREET. Elbow. We are good friend. obvious plant. ABDCEF GHIJK."

Toast ツ

The image shows a scene from the video game "Plants vs. Zombies", where various plants are arranged on a lawn to defend against incoming zombies. The plants include peashooters, sunflowers, chompers, wall-nuts, and a spiky mushroom. There are also lawnmowers on the left side of the screen. The top of the screen shows the zombie health bar. The menu is visible in the upper right corner.

Im totally not drunk 2.0

As a man can confirm

A toy in its packaging is labeled "Useless Man". It says, "This man contributes absolutely nothing to society! Lazy. Unwashed. Just lies around all day eating chips. Now with clothing!"

HydrousAxolotl

The image is split into two. The top part shows a green KFC box with the words "BEYOND Fried Chicken" on it. Inside of the box are plant-based fried chicken pieces with a light tan color, and one piece is cut open, revealing a light gray interior. The bottom part of the image shows Spongebob holding a hamburger with a grey sludge in it, as if the plant based chicken is not appetizing.

blach66

The image shows a close up of a dandelion plant growing in grass. The text says "My Boyfriend was just arrested for growing weed....."

Manga fan

Meme:

A close-up shot of a squash plant with a sharp twig impaled on a thin vine. The text reads, "Your chances of being killed by a squash plant are low but never zero."

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

I'm a mushroom and I hate this game.

The image is a three-panel comic. The first panel shows a broccoli with big eyes and a mouth saying 'I'm a broccoli and I look like a tree.' The second panel shows a walnut with big eyes, a mouth and one finger up saying 'I'm a walnut and I look like a brain.' The third panel shows a mushroom with big eyes and a mouth saying 'I'm a mushroom and I hate this game.'