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A cartoon fish swims in the ocean with the text "when u too broke for a plan B so you lowkey gotta dive in shawty ocean to retrieve your long lost children."

MATTIX

The image shows a two-panel drawing comparing a person's plan versus reality when it comes to owning a car. The top panel, labeled "Your plan," shows a person on a bicycle moving smoothly on a straight line towards a red convertible car. The bottom panel, labeled "Reality," shows a line graph depicting different expenses and problems related to car ownership, including rust, engine problems, car parts, gas prices, the need for a new daily driver, and insurance prices.

Anonymous

when bro says we doing it to night

A picture of Mike Wazowski with a concerned look, overlaid with the text "When bro says we doing it tonight."

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A cartoon character, Gru, is shown in six panels. In the first three, Gru is showing his plans to fly to, shrink, and grab the moon. In the fourth panel, he shows a plan to sit on the toilet. The last panel shows a close-up of Gru with text "Wait... what?"

Cosmo the Intern

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a floor plan of a house. The top part includes a bedroom, kitchen, and bath. The bottom part is labeled "Forklift battle arena". The text above the top part reads "dream house".

Willy b

Heroin Monkey

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my terrorist attack plan for tomorrow
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A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a text overlay on top with the text: Teacher: Plans trip to Jerusalem. Girls: Ew...Jerusalem is so boring. Boys: Below is a picture of crusader soldiers.

Anonymous

A yellow emoji with a simple smile and eyes, expressing ambiguity. The text reads: "I love this emoji. Is it happy? Is it lowkey pissed? Is it planning to kill you? Is it tired of ur shit? U never know."

Anonymous

An image of an iPhone message thread. One message says, "Missing u like crazy rn.." The response is, "What the fuck." Then, the first person writes, "Shit autoco" and "Autocorrect." Below that is a message from AT&T stating, "All of the add'l 1GB of shared data added to your plan in this billing period is used. We've added another shared 1GB FOR $15 to your plan for use through 3/20/2022. Avoid add'l data charges by using our..."

rapboat

The image shows a screenshot of YouTube's trending videos. The top five videos are about Drake, Kendrick Lamar and general relativity. The videos titles include: 'THE BOOGEYMAN CAME OUT TO PLAY! | Kendrick Lamar - Euphoria (Drake diss) (REACTION!!!)', 'How Drake Was In The Studio Listening To The Kendrick Diss', 'KENDRICK LAMAR RESPONDS TO DRAKE & J COLE!!! "Euphoria" (REACTION)', 'Something Strange Happens When You Follow Einstein's Math', and 'KENDRICK LAMAR HAS RECLAIMED HIS THRONE FROM DRAKE | KENDRICK LAMAR - EUPHORIA (DRAKE DISS)'.

Heroin Monkey

An image shows a screenshot of a group called "Plans to create and worship our leviathan lobster god", with a description explaining how to grow a lobster to divinity. Below is an image of a hand hovering over a button that says "Join Group!"

Heroin Monkey

A photo of two stuffed chicken breasts that look like they are about to burst, sitting on a dirty pan. The top comment says "The stuffed chicken breasts did not go as planned." Additional comments include, "Were you cooking this in the sewer," "Chernobyl fleshlight", and "Guys I found it. The two worst words to put together."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text message exchange. The dad says 'Your uncle Mark died' followed by 'We are planning on cremating him' with fire and skull emojis. The child replies, 'Dad, that's not how we use emojis.'

GG Miller

Everybody does this

Wade

You can’t plan for everything

A comic book panel shows a man in a suit and mask looking alarmed with a gun in his hand. He is exclaiming, "How. How the hell was I supposed to plan for this?! Damned zombie Moon Knights!!!" In the background, two figures in capes can be seen.

Wade

“High Arousal”

The image displays text from a search result which reads: "What causes lucid dreams to happen? Later studies showed that lucid dreaming often occurs during moments of particularly high arousal or change in brain wave activity in the outer layer of the brain. Recognition of dreaming may occur specifically in the dorsolateral prefrontal cortex, where working memory, planning, and abstract reasoning occur." To the right is an illustration of two people: one standing in pajamas and another in bed, possibly dreaming.

BellaTrix

The image shows four cartoon penguins standing side-by-side. One penguin, wearing a military-style hat, is labeled "Voldemort planning to kill Harry for the 100th time." The other three penguins are labeled "Bellatrix", "Lucius", and "Narcissa" respectively. There are candy corn scattered on the floor.

Toast ツ

not a meme

Text reads: "at this moment, my bday is coming up. i was planning on ending everything when my bday comes. nobody will change my mind. ive been waiting for 4 years to finally end it all. im turning 16. i just wanna say thank you everyone who stayed with me even if it was just a few weeks or a month or more for other ppl. i just wanna thank you for everything you guys did for me. i just couldn't just abandon what ive been waiting for. ive been waiting for 4 years to finally be able to do it. i waited bc i want to see if i changed my mind. but no, its still the same thing nothing changed. i want to say goodbye for everyone here bc this might be the last time ill be online on boredpanda bc i have to get ready for the day to come. Thank you everyone, i love you guys"

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